Tuesday, August 28, 2007

o.O''

Chem was just as bad.
Don't wanna talk about it.
My SPM trials = habis!

***

...I'm staring at some red marks on my left hand.
It seems to be 4 straight lines, 2 rows of 2, parallel to each other.

Oh YEAH!

I bit myself in school today!

"Why did you bit yourself?"
Sui Yi asked. (With her perfect grammar and all XD)

No, I'm not indulging in more masochistic activities again for the mere fun of it.

...I bit myself to stop myself laughing.

= =

Someone was checking Yi Ling out again today!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

*strides up from behind*

You should have seen Yap's OHMYGOD NO PLEASE SAVE ME I'M GONNA DIE face. -----------> O_O''!!!

I was just going to settle for a giant evil smirk when everyone else burst out laughing.
...Really. Exploded with laughter.
Right in front of Yap and her stalker.

It was hilarious!
The look on Yap's face...priceless!

"Nice hair! What did you do to it?!" *hand reaches out*
"...My hair was so emo, it cut itself." Yap delivered her line flawlessly with a perfect -.-'' face.

ROTFLMAOOL! =P
Yi Ling's soulmate has found her - and will not leave her - whether she likes it or not.

Zzz, you should've seen the look on her lover's admirer's face.

It was pure adoration.
O_o

Though Yi Ling, you shouldn't feel THAT special.
Poo (it's affectionate, not insulting!) told me that Admirer did the same routine:

Flutter-eyelids + simper + gaze-lovingly-through-eyelashes thing to this guy at choir comp. (Well at least it was a guy...is that saying something, Yap? =P)

And the poor guy was to polite (and sissy) to say anything so he started backing away fearfully.

As she was sticking a parang in his abdomen or something!
(...Maybe in his eyes, yea xD)

HAHAHAHA! *gnaws on knuckle*

"So I saved the poor guy by dragging [name removed] away from him." Poo said.
"Whaaat! Why'd you do that?"
"...?"
"Drag the guy away ma!"

=x Lols.

***

By the way, mom wants me to go to my school prom...
In a club....
And she'll pay a hundred bucks....
Sothat she can see me dress up.

=.=

So.
I'm.
Now.
Looking.
For a prom date.

*speechless*...Super -.-''

...who in their right mind will want...
Oh nevermind. Zzz.

(Oh yeah! Girls are most welcome to be my date too, haha! XD)
Whee~ We'll go check out the VI snobs. =P
(And trample all over their shiny Doc Martens too!)


Song of the Day:

"Lyla - Oasis"

Last day tomorrow!
(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Pardon some bitchiness in this post. =/
PMS-ing bwahaha!

Bio was gay!

T.T

It was horrible, terrible, disastrous - I have never felt more stupid in my entire life.
It was so bad I almost started crying in the damned exam hall.

No kidding.

But maybe that was because I was hyperventilating so hard - there wasn't enough air in the hall.
(I started feeling ill after Puan Ann started giving a long and pointless speech that nearly made me pass out.)

=.=
Talk about panic attacks.

How does the body regulate a high level of carbon dioxide in the blood?
(3 marks)

After a bit of thought (and cursing silently under my breath - why 3 marks dammit?) I put:

Breathe faster.

...

I think teacher is going to slice me open and use my organs for vile bio experiments.
-.-

Then they asked:

After cyanide passes through R, it does not function anymore blablabla...why?
(3 marks)

After stabbing myself repeatedly in the hand I put down:

R stopped functioning because cyanide is poisonous and made it die.

WTF! *vomit blood*

I am going to fail Bio.
For the first time in my entire life.
Teacher finally has a valid reason to punish me - after my A1 vaporises.

DAMMIT LA!

How many chromosomes are there in a normal human karyotype?
(1 mark)

23 pairs right?

Fuck it.

I put:
56 chromosomes.

*hangs self from fan*
x.x

I panicked until the extent of being unable to do simple mental arithmetic.
23x2 = 56

MY ARSE!

I feel like stepping out in front of a speeding train.
I mean, I could've aced this - and I end up screwing it front and back, top to toe.
Wade.

I feel so horrible, I mean there's my brain - fully functioning and I choose to panic and fail my best Science subject.

...

I'm useless.

A family of six children have a father of normal blood type and a mother who is a haemophilia gene carrier. The boys are all normal and the girls are not carriers. Explain how this could have happened.
(3 marks)

Being the genius that I am...

Because they got all the healthy genes.

...
Kill me.
Just kill me now.


Song of the Day:

"Time Like These - The Foo Fighters"

I. Hate. Myself.
...
*self-disgust*

Thursday, August 23, 2007

15 things you may (or may not) have known about Denise


1. Denise is fair.

2. Denise is thoughtful.

3. Denise can make pots from clay.

4. Denise is taller than Nicholas Tse. (Er, sometimes?)

5. Denise conspires with others to make me look taller than I really am. =/

6. Denise wears pants that look like curtains. (But it's comfy!)

7. Denise can wear MY clothes, haha!

8. Denise has a jeans-friendly butt. (LOL)

9. Denise can pose with anything (A candy-cane reindeer in this case) ._.

10. Denise is an angel. o:-) See? The halo is proof!

11. Denise's version of heaven looks like THAT. *points upward*

12. Denise can sit still and be photogenic when others (cough) can't.

13. Denise believes in what she eats.

14. Denise cries when her finger gets bitten.
(Never mind that she poked her finger through it's BRAIN)

15. Denise believes in going with the flow. In any case.

LAWL!

Happy birthday (again) da jie!
Would've posted more, but streamyx sucks. =/


Song of the Day:

"Hey There Delilah - Plain White Ts"

This song is ridiculously easy to play and gets stuck in your head.