Yesterday I founded crusted blood and pus behind my right earlobe.
For a horrifying second, I thought that the metal earring stabbed into my flesh when I was sleeping.
But upon inspection, my flesh was hole-free.
Oh no, it was coming from my piercing!
Ick.
So I called mom to tell her to get those plastic earstick thingies to keep my hole open, since I didn't want anymore metal stuff in my ear kicking off chemical reactions and possibly turning my ear into a green shrivelled cauliflower-like thing.
And you know what she said?
Wtf. Garlic? In my ear?
AHHH! (And ew. Ew. Ew.)
So from tonight onwards I'll have vegetables in my ears. -.-
And what the hell does 'nickel-free' mean anyway?
Yes, I know it's 'free of nickel.' (Or maybe the nickel comes free-of-charge?)
...But what exactly IS nickel?
Song of the Day:
"Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin"
Learned this song today.
My guitar teacher videoed my whole twisty finger thing on his motorola already, with much protest (from me.)
So, maybe I can give up my flexibility already, since it has been documented. (But I still don't want to!)
For a horrifying second, I thought that the metal earring stabbed into my flesh when I was sleeping.
But upon inspection, my flesh was hole-free.
Oh no, it was coming from my piercing!
Ick.
So I called mom to tell her to get those plastic earstick thingies to keep my hole open, since I didn't want anymore metal stuff in my ear kicking off chemical reactions and possibly turning my ear into a green shrivelled cauliflower-like thing.
And you know what she said?
Oh, those ah! I can make for you. Use garlic only.
Wtf. Garlic? In my ear?
AHHH! (And ew. Ew. Ew.)
It's your fault ma. Cannot use those cheap earrings. Not nickel-free.
So from tonight onwards I'll have vegetables in my ears. -.-
And what the hell does 'nickel-free' mean anyway?
Yes, I know it's 'free of nickel.' (Or maybe the nickel comes free-of-charge?)
...But what exactly IS nickel?
Song of the Day:
"Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin"
Learned this song today.
My guitar teacher videoed my whole twisty finger thing on his motorola already, with much protest (from me.)
So, maybe I can give up my flexibility already, since it has been documented. (But I still don't want to!)
2 comments:
what?
use garlic to as an earstick?
huhhhh?!?!?!?!
i tot earsticks are plastics.
=S
*extremely confused*
check ur chem book n u'll find nickel as a catalyst. o.O
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