I am no longer embarassed by my last post. I just find it inexplicably hilarious. xD
Okay, for your benefit, I shall educate you on my oddest (and most dangerous) mood: Utter insanity
Generally, there are three occasions where my sanity goes haywire:
1. Glucose overdose
High on chocolate.
How it happens: During a party, generally. Instead of smoking dope, I run off with 3 cans of Coke, an ice cream, a bar of chocolate and a packet of Honey-Lemon Hacks. My adrenaline level shoot way up and -poof!- Hyper-active Stephanie!
Examples: Once I ran around tugging on the waistline of my jeans, shouting "My pants are falling off!" repeatedly.
The symptoms: Minty breath, coke-stained teeth, my eyes rolling in all directions with a wicked grin/smirk on my face, dilated pupils.
What to do: Slap my face, hide me in dark corner so I won't embarass you or myself, send to nearest hospital for rapid detox.
When to back off:
Examples: Once I ran around tugging on the waistline of my jeans, shouting "My pants are falling off!" repeatedly.
The symptoms: Minty breath, coke-stained teeth, my eyes rolling in all directions with a wicked grin/smirk on my face, dilated pupils.
What to do: Slap my face, hide me in dark corner so I won't embarass you or myself, send to nearest hospital for rapid detox.
When to back off:
When I start looking like THAT.
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2. Competition/performance stress
Annoyed and stressed.
How it happens: During a competition, naturally. If I'm winning, my focus is competely on getting the gold. If I'm losing, I get all nerve-wracked and do crazy things that embarass myself greatly.
Examples: This year's elocution competition. I got so unnerved by the Form Fives who delivered their speeches confidently and unfalteringly that I completely forgot my script in the middle of the competition. I made up things as I went along and duh, embarassed myself utterly. Oh, and that day we had a Sudoku competition. I was so stressed out and annoyed that I slapped Abi on the face unintentionally. o_O
The symptoms: Scowling, muttering to self, singing aloud shamelessly, fidgeting nervously, lips getting thinner and thinner and thinner...
What to do: RUN AND HIDE. NOW.
When to back off:
Examples: This year's elocution competition. I got so unnerved by the Form Fives who delivered their speeches confidently and unfalteringly that I completely forgot my script in the middle of the competition. I made up things as I went along and duh, embarassed myself utterly. Oh, and that day we had a Sudoku competition. I was so stressed out and annoyed that I slapped Abi on the face unintentionally. o_O
The symptoms: Scowling, muttering to self, singing aloud shamelessly, fidgeting nervously, lips getting thinner and thinner and thinner...
What to do: RUN AND HIDE. NOW.
When to back off:
When I threaten to destroy your camera.
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3. Lack of sleep
On a four-hour charge. And yes, I know I do look hideous here. Har, har.
How it happens: When I don't have enough sleep, my word-filter switches off automatically. My dopamine levels plummet, I can't rationalize, and my common sense = nada.
Examples: The last post. Typical. I knew I was going to completely make a fool out of myself, yet I did it. Oh well.
The symptoms: Blank looks, eyelids at halfmast, head lolling around aimlessly, right double-eyelid mysteriously vanishing, opening only one eye at a time, humming songs that sound suspiciously like Britney Spears to myself.
What to do: Drag me to the closest thing that resembles a bed that you can find, hand me a jumbo-sized bar of chocolate, or go to the nearest Starbucks and get me a large Ice Blended Caramel (this option preferred...mmmm caffeine!)
When to back off:
Examples: The last post. Typical. I knew I was going to completely make a fool out of myself, yet I did it. Oh well.
The symptoms: Blank looks, eyelids at halfmast, head lolling around aimlessly, right double-eyelid mysteriously vanishing, opening only one eye at a time, humming songs that sound suspiciously like Britney Spears to myself.
What to do: Drag me to the closest thing that resembles a bed that you can find, hand me a jumbo-sized bar of chocolate, or go to the nearest Starbucks and get me a large Ice Blended Caramel (this option preferred...mmmm caffeine!)
When to back off:
Looks more like a drug addict to me.
I may start acting like one too.
I may start acting like one too.
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Now you should understand at least 94.6% of my moods. Congratulations!
Do you experience incidents like this too, or is it only me?
O_O
...Oh joy. I think just humiliated myself online again.
I think it's condition #3 again. Yay.
Song of the Day:
"Crazy - Britney Spears"
*hums quietly to self*
3 comments:
can you make me stop OH-MY-GOD-ing??!?!?!?!
and you call me a cam whore...
heh...
you're the cam whore of the whore...
ep....wrong grammar...
it's "can you stop making me OH-MY-GOD-ing?!?!"
soli....hehe
Er, the second post grammar also wrong, muhahaha!
*cough* I mean, the grammar in the second post is also incorrect.
*dances camwhore dance*
You're still queen camwhore. =P
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