Sooner or later. Or even never. But what the hell, can't I plan it in advance anyway? =P
Before the wedding
Prospective husbands:
Ideally, it should be a long time friend. Maybe of like, 5 years or something.
Cause divorce is SO troublesome.
Exceptions will be made however, for love-struck billionaires who agree not to sign a prenuptial agreement. =)
Proposal:
I don't care, but my ring has to be platinum and diamond. =) Not over-the-top ginormous rings though, a simple one will do.
Fiance must go down on bended knee, regardless whether he is shorter than me already or not.
Proposing in front of a crowd of hundreds would be nice, like at a Linkin Park concert in Japan where the expenses were fully covered by him. How romantic.
Oh wait, won't he get trampled by the crowd? Oh well.
Dowry:
10 million US dollars, or the equivalent in CDs and concert tickets of my liking.
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The wedding
Food:
Western 7-course. Starts off with mushroom soup and garlic bread, followed by chicken cordon-bleu, spaghetti bolognaise, pepperoni pizza, lasagne, Haagen Dazs ice cream of any flavour...and Bailey's Irish Cream for dessert! Woo!
(If you're vegetarian, bring your own food. I won't mind. Saves my money anyway.)
Cake:
Secret Recipe's Chocolate Indulgence. 5-storeys tall.
The whole thing must be edible, by the way, not made of clay.
As for the statuettes on top? I want a pair of Pikachus up there.
...No laughing, please. If you're a guy and you're laughing right now, I will never marry you.
So there. Ptui!
Music:
I shall pay Linkin Park to perform! Wahahaha! Opera/pop lovers can go chew their own behind.
And ABSOLUTELY, NO FREAKING STAR WARS THEME OK? I HATE IT. PEOPLE WHO PLAY THAT AT THEIR WEDDINGS SHOULD BE SHIPPED OFF TO VENUS IMMEDIATELY TO GET INCINERATED BY SULPHURIC ACID.
Same goes for Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' and all that crap.
Ewwww.
Wedding gown:
No white, no white, never ever white. Why does it always have to be white? I don't understand!!
I mean, what if I have my period that day, huh?
NO fucking way am I going to walk around with a bullseye on my ass on my wedding day, merci beaucoup.
I think I'll go with black, with red designs and silvery thingies all round. =) So pretty!
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After the wedding
Honeymoon:
Wherever the hell I want. My husband should love me enough to take me to the moon if he has to. Hmph!
...Or maybe I'll just settle for California.
House:
3-storey mansion complete with swimming pool, butler, maids and 2 dozen dogs of any breed I want. Also, a music room filled any instrument in existence and CDs! Also a top of the range Hi-Fi system with surround sound.
Ahh...this is the life.
...only not yet.
I think I just scared off any potential suitors. o_O
Oh well. Too bad. Not like I wanted to get married in the first place anyway.
Song of the Day:
"Qwerty - Linkin Park"
It's seriously starting to grow on me.
Before the wedding
Prospective husbands:
Ideally, it should be a long time friend. Maybe of like, 5 years or something.
Cause divorce is SO troublesome.
Exceptions will be made however, for love-struck billionaires who agree not to sign a prenuptial agreement. =)
Proposal:
I don't care, but my ring has to be platinum and diamond. =) Not over-the-top ginormous rings though, a simple one will do.
Fiance must go down on bended knee, regardless whether he is shorter than me already or not.
Proposing in front of a crowd of hundreds would be nice, like at a Linkin Park concert in Japan where the expenses were fully covered by him. How romantic.
Oh wait, won't he get trampled by the crowd? Oh well.
Dowry:
10 million US dollars, or the equivalent in CDs and concert tickets of my liking.
---
The wedding
Food:
Western 7-course. Starts off with mushroom soup and garlic bread, followed by chicken cordon-bleu, spaghetti bolognaise, pepperoni pizza, lasagne, Haagen Dazs ice cream of any flavour...and Bailey's Irish Cream for dessert! Woo!
(If you're vegetarian, bring your own food. I won't mind. Saves my money anyway.)
Cake:
Secret Recipe's Chocolate Indulgence. 5-storeys tall.
The whole thing must be edible, by the way, not made of clay.
As for the statuettes on top? I want a pair of Pikachus up there.
...No laughing, please. If you're a guy and you're laughing right now, I will never marry you.
So there. Ptui!
Music:
I shall pay Linkin Park to perform! Wahahaha! Opera/pop lovers can go chew their own behind.
And ABSOLUTELY, NO FREAKING STAR WARS THEME OK? I HATE IT. PEOPLE WHO PLAY THAT AT THEIR WEDDINGS SHOULD BE SHIPPED OFF TO VENUS IMMEDIATELY TO GET INCINERATED BY SULPHURIC ACID.
Same goes for Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' and all that crap.
Ewwww.
Wedding gown:
No white, no white, never ever white. Why does it always have to be white? I don't understand!!
I mean, what if I have my period that day, huh?
NO fucking way am I going to walk around with a bullseye on my ass on my wedding day, merci beaucoup.
I think I'll go with black, with red designs and silvery thingies all round. =) So pretty!
---
After the wedding
Honeymoon:
Wherever the hell I want. My husband should love me enough to take me to the moon if he has to. Hmph!
...Or maybe I'll just settle for California.
House:
3-storey mansion complete with swimming pool, butler, maids and 2 dozen dogs of any breed I want. Also, a music room filled any instrument in existence and CDs! Also a top of the range Hi-Fi system with surround sound.
Ahh...this is the life.
...only not yet.
I think I just scared off any potential suitors. o_O
Oh well. Too bad. Not like I wanted to get married in the first place anyway.
Song of the Day:
"Qwerty - Linkin Park"
It's seriously starting to grow on me.
1 comment:
you. are. so. farnie.
may your wedding wish comes true. -_-
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