Weight issues...

In connection with this post, I would like to grumble a bit about my weight.

As I'm typing this, I'm eating a one-foot-wide plate of spaghetti piled high with steaming sausages and tons of cheese.

I eat like that quite often, yet when I checked my weight this morning:

44kg! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I lost 1.5 kg!

Slightly annoyed and disappointed, I checked the scale for zero error, like they tell us to during experiments.

Sure enough, the pointer was not at 0. Pfft. That means I'm still 45 kg, okla.

Then...wait. The pointer was pointing at 1kg!

That means I'm only 43kg. W.T.F.

I tried deworming, eating lots of fatty food, not exercising...oh poof. This seriously sucks. *middle finger to those morons who have such nice flesh, and yet turn anorexic*

Idiots!

My goal is to put on enough flesh to be able to wear a strapless dress (as if) to prom (as if) and not have it fall off while slow dancing (as if) with my boyfriend (as if!)

To be able to do all that, mark you. Not that it's going to ever happen. Haha.

*shovels down more spaghetti*


Song of the Day:

"Smooth - Santana"

My fingers are all sore from playing that song. Yummy song though.