Some people just don't quit...and wintry days

累 says:

ah mei

[Stephanie] says:

?

累 says:

hehe

do wat

[Stephanie] says:

chatting

累 says:

no find kor chat

dun say kor appear off9 o

haha

[Stephanie] says:

-.-''

累 says:

haha

go til aus also din tel kor

***

Winter is coming! I can feel it in my bones...or maybe that's just the wind.

It's getting quite cold out and I don't really like it. If you know me well enough you will know that I like warm places. :)

It's averaging pretty much 14 C everyday, with overcast skies and constant downpours. Pretty depressing if you ask me.

For one, I just can't seem to get out of bed at all. (Even more so than usual!)

That day I was supposed to meet Amanda and some other people at 12.

I woke up at 11 and rolled back to sleep.

She called me at 12.15 asking where I was.

Shit.

I ended up being the latest - 45 mins behind time omg and she was pretty distant from me that day.):

Also I seem to get really restless in class when I see the cloudy skies. Makes me feel like rushing home immediately to curl up in bed with my laptop with junk food next to me.

When I come home I don't want to do work at all cause it's so cold and my hands are half numb - and my work is mostly hands on work so...yeah.

On the bright side, I got my very first High Distinction! YEAH!

I was just complaning on how bloody hard it is to get a HD - 80% and above - in that class. I got 76% for both previous works, and though a Distinction is still a good grade, I really really wanted to do well - the best, actually!

Thanks to Ling also for giving me the idea of doing Damien Hirst as my research, report and presentation topic. I wouldn't have the stage so well in the presentation if it weren't for his gruesome art pieces that totally held everyone in rapture. o_o

Thanks also to my baby for sitting up with my every night while I was writing the report and listening to my minirants while trying to wrestle with the new Microsoft Word.

Wow! Like award acceptance speech HAHA.

So happy :D

Viv said we have both become significantly more feminine this year.

I can't deny it.

I suddenly have an enthusiasm for shopping and buying skirts and stockings and wearing earrings (in all piercings) and doing my hair up in pigtails - and I didn't even fail THAT miserably this time!

Compared to last time...(circa 2007)

...

Fuck my face is so misshapen. T_T

YES! I know! Wtf right? D:

Hope I look a bit better now.

Omg. Pimples are shitty wei.

I have a whole collection of cringe-worthy pictures in my gallery and I don't really mind posting them up now seeing that so few people read my blog now HEH HEH HEH.

Da sei lei!

I found Lip Smackers at a pharmacy today!

I used to loveeee these when I was younger and Elaine used to buy them back from US for me.

Cheap, colourful and smells great. What's not to love?

Had a go at mecha drawings which I used to HATE.

Thought, hey, I've done spme pretty awesome things I never thought I could do before - drawing cloth? - so why not give it a go? :D

Using my own hand as a 'skeleton'...

A cut-off wing! Yay for A5 visual diaries ._.

And my current Principles and Elements assignment...is to make 100 babies!

Okay Sammy don't get excited cause this is my lecturer's idea of a baby...

o_O One of my first simple paper sculptures.

Made a drawing (in MECHANICAL PENCIL when will I ever learn?) of the sculpture for fun. :D

The actual thing is sitting on a shelf in class right now so I can't show you the real thing.

But yea. She calls every piece of work that we do a baby.

We have pretty babies and ugly babies - the one above is an example of an ugly: a crude, unfinished work which is, like it's name, quite ugly.

In a couple of weeks I'll hopefully have several pretty babies and one GORGEOUS baby and I hope I'll get a Distinction for this! :)

Since handicraft is not my forte - I'm more of a destroyer than a creator.

I prefer written work and presentations. Hehe. Words are my instruments of preference.

Tomorrow I'm off to Fed Square to do some drawings. So I'm gonna sleep now. TIRED! And my poor bf fell asleep in front of the webcam already, waiting for me to habis blogging. Sorry baby!

Good night everyone. :)

The epitome of Ah Bengness

A random post dedicated to all the Ah Bengs I used to know. :D

累 says:

mei mei

[Stephanie] says:

?

累 says:

how r u

[Stephanie] says:

fine

累 says:

ur bf ar

[Stephanie] says:

yea

hahahaa

累 says:

oo

tats good

gxgx

[Stephanie] says:

cute ar

:D

累 says:

lol

no comment

[Stephanie] says:

awwwwwwww

:(

累 says:

important u like ma

tats y la

got bf then 4get me already

[Stephanie] says:

lol

i quit dota ma

累 says:

then msn leh ?

lol

[Stephanie] says:

dont see you also

tengok you appaer offline summre

累 says:

lol

me nearly juz appear off9

4get me d la

[Stephanie] says:

-_-

累 says:

haha

nvm la

kor wish u happy ya mei mei

[Stephanie] says:

lol

ty

累 says:

welcm la

ph number got change ?

[Stephanie] says:

i'm in australi

a

累 says:

zz

u din tel kor

[Stephanie] says:

you never asked

O_O The silliness of people like these just amazes me.

#1

I never chatted with him regularly in the first place, so how can he claim that 'got bf then 4get me already'?

#2

I try to avoid saying that I quit dota and so I don't see him on Garena anymore. (He quit too, actually.) And he asks me why I don't find him on msn? Why should I?

#3

He appears offline constantly! Who goes up to an offline contact and messages him out of the blue when you previously had nothing to talk about anyway? :S

#4

Then he asks me if I changed my phone number. Not like he ever messaged me after the first few times where I ignored him. So I tell him I'm in Aussie and he feels offended that I didn't announce it to him.

-_-?

By the way this the same creepy guy who offers to let me sit on his lap and let him seksek until he stim. o_o

Okay...

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

ah beng to the max

[Stephanie] says:

D: lol

YES

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

soo cute

[Stephanie] says:

HE IS

I SHOW YUO LA

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

the way u describe him

AAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Stephanie] sends:

Wei Lim (82kb)

[Stephanie] says:

WHAT

ITS TRUE

YOU SEE YOU KNOW LA

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

caps lock?

lol

[Stephanie] says:

NO

SHIFT KEY RARRR

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

AHHAHAHAHAHA

i saw it d

[Stephanie] says:

ACCEPT LA

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

LOL

[Stephanie] says:

HAHAHA

SEE BIGGER

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

really want me

[Stephanie] says:

LOL

yesss

GO

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

later i cannot sleep

[Stephanie] says:

GO

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

lol

[Stephanie] says:

GO

GO

HAHAHA

*

* Transfer of "Wei Lim.JPG" is complete.

*

[Stephanie] says:

make me laugh

HAHAH

The Great White Sharkona: skype meeee says:

WAAAAAAAAAAA

ah beng to the max

LOLL

[Stephanie] says:

HAHAH

TOLD YOUUU

"Ah Beng to the max!!!" :D

Revelation?

Hi. I just realised I don't have much to say on my blog anymore. All the energy I spent telling random strangers online about my everyday life has been channeled into telling them in person to my boyfriend, sister and mother on msn, in person or on skype.

Furthermore, I used to blog about people in my everyday life. And I don't really feel like blogging about them if they read my blog. :/

Feels awkward.

I also used to blog about everyday incidents but they'll probably bore you to death anyway as they would go something like this:

1. Arghh my boyfriend is so awesome.

2. Yes I love Melbourne I don't wanna come back.

3. Showing pictures of my homework.

4. ...

Did I really become a boring person after I've finally found happiness?

Hmmm. Maybe, but I think the happiness is worth it. :)

Anyway, ever since I took a 1 week break from school, I've been starting to feel pity for Sean again. You know the feeling when someone's around and bugging you and you just wanna slap them, then when they're gone you look bad and think it was probably not as bad as you made it out to be.

I mean, besides him following you everywhere you go, he's actually okay.

And maybe he just learned some manners during the break, but I can actually tolerate him now.

o_O And I'm just listening detachedly to people's stories about their encounters with him. It's just good listening to other people's perspective sometimes - and find out what he does when he's not bugging the hell out of me.

And Vera finally confirmed something I had started to suspect a little while ago. Sean is sexually confused. :/ He's not straight, he's not gay. He thinks he's asexual - asexuals account for 1% if the human population. They don't have any sexual feelings that lean towards males or females.

That would pretty much explain the lewd remarks he makes sometimes - on Friday he asked one of my classmates if she would have sex with him. -_-

It's actually kind of sad, the way he's trying to assure himself that he's normal.

He told Vera that maybe that was jsut the way it was meant to be. Maybe he was put on earth not to find happiness for himself in a partner, but to be a companion and make everyone happy to the best of his abilities.

And suddenly, it just hit me. The way he sucks up to teacher, the way he likes to single my work out and sing praises and embarass me in front of everyone, the way he follows people around trying to make chitchat...he just wanted to 'do his job and enrichen our lives.'

Wowwee. Sounds so deep.

You would think it's corny for a 17-year-old guy to speak this way, but trust me, I've heard him speak like this since the first day I met him when he asked me what my psychic power was and didn't I practise Wicca? ._.

It makes you kind of down to think that there are people who are so vastly different from others and are trying so hard to fit in, not knowing that their efforts are intensely overpowering and drive people away instead.

I have been nice to him ever since I've come back from the break and I have vowed not to be nasty unless it was absolutely necessary - "ni he wo ke yi zuo ai ma?"

I was stunned that day when he asked me:

"May I watch?"

I went "what?"

"May I watch you draw?"

"Huh? Okay."

And he sat down, maintaining a respectful distance and watched me draw without saying a word.

In the past this is probably what would have happened:

"Hey Steph! Wow that's pretty nice, what are you drawing?"

"..."

Sean pulls up a chair and sits right next to me, leaning over my shoulder.

"Why don't you do this instead? I think it would look much better. Last time, I..."

You get the picture. Irritating sial.

I guess people learn and people change.

People say it's harder to do than to say it, but I've watched someone I used to detest do it, and that just makes me respect him all the more (when he's not being an ass.)

It's kind of humbling, really.

ANYWAY, beer in Australia is nicer.

Tried Hoegaarden and Budweiser and liked them a lot.

Corona sucked.

I know they have the same beer back in Msia but somehow it seems much nicer here. Less bitter and almost...smooth? o_O

Don't know how to describe it but I will no longer say I HATE BEER ARGHHH.

:)

June is the month of deadlines, I have just been reminded.

Grrrrrreat. I'll be spending my birthday drowning in assignments and working my fingers until they sprout in blisters and my back screams for mercy. ):

Nevermind. Epic 18th birthday party when I get home in July!

WOOHOO!

Sammy's birthday is on Monday. I hope he likes his present. >_<

Whoopeeee mom says I can follow him back to Sandakan at the end of the year and I just found cheap tickets!

180 rm return heh heh heh. (210 + baggage and insurance o_O) Hope mommy doesn't change her mind and BAN me. T_T

My mommy is damn cool hor?

She lets me follow my boyfriend of 2 months (when I asked her) back home across the sea for a week. O_O

Mommy likes him HA HA.

Good boy konon. :x Personally I just think she was just won over by the prawns XD

Good move la baby.

To end this post:

My mutantfish. The scaled kinda killed the whole thing. -_- It looks incredibly 2D. Also, I used a mechanical pencil for the body and a better pencil for the fins and stuff.

My New Media project #2:

Photo collage made with Photoshop and my own pictures.

Haven't posted up final version of New Media project #1:

Logo made with Illustrator yet, so here you go -

This was the submitted version.

 But I think it looks cooler with the colours inverted.

(I only found out after I handed it in, oh well.)

Bla bla bla good night.

The Miss California controversy

So. There seems to be a heated debate on Perez about Miss California's 'controversial' statement at Miss USA.

As some of you may know, Perez was a judge on the pageant and Miss Cali happened to pick his question for the interview round.

It went something like this:

"Should gay marriage be legalized?"

And her answer went something like:

"No offence...blablabla America is a free country and we are free to choose blablabla...but in my family we think that marriage should be between a man and a woman and that's the way I think marriage should be."

Note: This is NOT verbatim, just a brief summary of the exchance - I'm too lazy to write it all down properly. Watch the clip here.

So anyway, Perez totally flamed the poor girl on a vlog, calling her a dumb bitch and being a total bitch himself.

Although I think that gays should be granted to right to marry legally and not be discriminated against, I also believe that Miss California should also have the right to state her own opinion honestly without being flamed and booed.

I also think that Perez and the majority of his readers should grow up a little.

Here we are accusing people of not being tolerant of gays, yet there they are oppressing the right to free thinking and speech.

=/

Is it just me or is Perez being a little smug and righteous in his own beliefs?

Sure, he is gay and proud and believes that homosexuals should be granted the equal oppurtunity to wed their loved ones, but does he have to right to impose his own views upon others?

Imagine being asked about your favourite food and you innocently answer:

"A hamburger."

And the person goes all apeshit on you for not being considerate to the wellbeing of pigs and how you're sacrificing a life to feed your insatiable appetite for fattening and unhealthy food?

Not so fun now, is it?

I'm not saying that fighting for gay rights is equivalent to vegetarians crusading for people to give up eating meat, it's just a situation to show you how I see the whole 'Miss USA controversy.'

Furthermore, readers bash the girl for being 'incoherent' and acting all condescending, asking 'what the hell is 'opposite marriage'?' Now, the term on its own may not be clear to listeners, but if it was preceded by 'same sex marriage' then I should very well assume that the reader has at LEAST a vague idea of what she is referring to.

Thus he has no right to call her 'incoherent.'

And these people are all worked up into a rage, bashing the Miss USA candidate for 'dividing, not uniting,' yet they themselves do nothing to alleviate the hate that it clearly felt across the internet right now.

Instead, they fuel the conflict with their own opinions and senseless bashing of a girl who has enough guts to state her own views. They even had the cheek to say that she should lie and be diplomatic to be more sensitive to the rights of gays - what a lousy pageant candidate!

So you would rather the girl lie her ass off, contradicting her own beliefs to satisfy the audience and thus promoting the practice of lying, rather than speak her mind and hope that the world that is watching is open-minded enough to accept that some people simply have opinions that differ from theirs?

Given, if she lies convinvingly everyone will be all happy and CHEERS for gay marriage!

However, what happened was that she spoke the truth and was bashed incessantly for it. Some even go the lengths of calling her an 'illiterate bitch' who 'makes no sense at all.'

Alright, she was a bit redundant and did not directly answer the question, but that is understandable seeing the great amount of pressure put upon these contestants.

Anyway, I just think that Perez should grow up and deal with it more 'diplomatically' as he puts it himself, instead of starting a hate-fueled campaign against Miss California.

Oh, as for posting a hater's email address for the world to see?

That's low, man.

Alright, the hater was being exceptionally rude but as a gossip site author, he should grow some balls and learn to take emails as they come. You can't expect everyone to love you.

Some of his readers applaud Perez for 'taking the high road' and not flaming him. Since when does not responding to a hateful statement automatically qualify as 'taking the high road?'

Especially since he posted the guy's email address up for his millions of fans to flame and spam.

High road, my arse.

Perez should get off his high horse and stop embarassing the gay community with his childish tantrums.

And yes, I don't like Perez but I still read his website cause meaningless news about celebrities entertains me and numbs my mind when I'm bored/stressed.

So sue me.

I don't really have to justify my reasons for still visiting his website despite my dislike of Perez to you, but I'm feeling decidedly nice today so there you go. And also so that you won't pester me with irrelevant questions like 'do you know you're sending more traffic to his website by posting this?'

I don't really give a shit if I do. -_-

What's 5-6 extra hits to a site with million of hits per day anyway?

Happy 2-month anniversary :D

Heh heh.

Hi 5 baby! We made it, no sweat. :)

It was around 2.30 am on the 16th of February where one Lo Chang Sam asked me to be his girlfriend.

Before then, I had doubts about long-distance relationships. I even told people I'd rather break up than leave the country tied-down to someone with no way to continue the relationship through other means besides phone calls, video calls and msn.

So, it was rather shocking (to myself) when I found myself saying yes, yes I will be your girlfriend. o_O Having a mere 4 days for us to familiarize ourselves to being in a relationship, I had no clue what we'd do when we were 7000 km away from each other.

Can I hold his hand and go shopping?
Nope.

Can I sleep on his shoulder in the cinema?
Nope.

Can I go to Ftz to play CS with him?
Definitely no.

So you may ask, what's the point in a LDR if we can't date or do all those couply things?

Well. I found out that there is more to a relationship than the courting phase.

As for Sam and I, we kinda compressed that whole thing into the week before I left for Melbourne. However, the whole getting-to-know-each-other thing had already been carried out online since November.

People have asked me, what on EARTH do we talk about from dinnertime to 7 am in the morning? Er, I don't really know. Is there supposed to be a standard agenda when we conduct our nightly chats?

But yes, over time I had fallen for this skinny geek with the sexiest piece of asslessness I have ever seen (cue: barf from audience) and yes, I am 100% happy that he is my boyfriend now.

As for the standard problems that come with a LDR, I guess those can be overcome if both parties work at it.

Insecurity?
Errrrrrrr, I have no doubts that my boy will stay faithful to me. Call me stupid, but I trust him fully and have no problems sleeping at night. :D

And he said, though rather unhappily, that I can flirt with any guy I want if it makes me happy. I don't feel guilty, as long as he knows I only love him, hehe. I DON'T FLIRT btw.

Being unable to see each other?
HA. Problem wiped out since the webcam was invented.
Hi baby. Eat my internet quota, I don't care. :D

Also, my boy has spent tons of money on phonecalls to me that I really feel very guilty especially since Skype is free. -_- Wtf I'm such a bitch. But everytime I know he's calling I can't help but pick up T________________T

Won't pick up your calls already la baby.

Hugs and kisses?
Ha. We just have to be content with the few memories we have and look forward to JULYYYYY.


Nomnom. I wanna chew him right now. ):

So anyway, this post is to commemorate the 2-month anniversary of our somewhat conventional relationship and surviving almost the whole of those 2 months 7000km apart.

We met each other on Garena near the end of last year.
He thought I was a guy and I thought he was a girl. Fine and dandy.

A mutual friend acquaintance, Bryan, told Sam that I was a girl when we were playing together on the now defunct CS zombie server.

We started chatting online regularly while playing until daybreak, every day. (He just graduated and I was fresh out of college.)

The sms relationship started one early morning around 4 am, where Sam, being the charming boy he is, texted me, telling me that he was hunched over a toilet bowl in a club puking his guts out.

Yea, attractive right.

He should've known that I'd already put him on my hit list when I didn't blow my top at him for messaging me randomly at 4 freaking am. I found it rather amusing instead.

The verbal relationship eventually resulted in our first meeting on the 7th of December.

Jk picked both of us up and we had dinner at the mamak store outside my house. Which I paid for. HA. I'm such a gentlewoman.
After that we went to Ftz to play CS and DotA. This was also the first time met Henry :D


Sam got sick in the car, or so Jk and I THOUGHT.

I knew he was prone to throwing up (again, so attractive O_O) and I thought he got carsick.
But just a few weeks ago he told me that what really happened was that he was just dying to pee.

Oh well.
Inconsequential errors.

The night ended with my first gift from my future (I didn't know it then!) boyfriend - my very first set of gaming headphones. Hi fishy :D

Sorry don't have a better pic at the moment.

Without sleeping that night, I flew straight to Australia the next morning for my sister's graduation. And I DID miss the carsick/needtopee Mona for those 3 weeks I was away.

x_x

Well. I ended up asking him out a few times at the end of January and early February just cause, well, you won't know what you've missed if you never tried it, right?

And from the 'few times' mentioned above, it's obvious that I really enjoyed his company. :D

Of course, neither of us dared to admit it. -_-

We spent Valentine's Day watching Slumdog Millionnaire and eating KFC with Henry. The night ended with me getting pissedface drunk at Cocobanana and chewing his whole head off on the dancefloor (yes, embarassing yet precious memory.) Believe them when they say alcohol gives you temporary courage boosts. (Or boosts of recklessness, whichever you may prefer to see it as.)

We went home and I spent the first couple of hours passed out on my bed before waking up to pee. Sam, who was next door making sure drunken Henry didn't do anything stupid, heard me (sweet. He heard me peeing.) and texted me to ask if I was ok and could he come over to my room for a while?

I said ok. And that's when I spent god knows how long perched on my computer chair playing freecell and minesweeper while trying to pretend nothing just happened earlier.

My mind was so clear by then (my body processes alcohol fast) I could already finish Minesweeper on expert with no difficulties.

To cut a long story short, I continued to act like nothing happened and eventually fell asleep while HE perched on the computer chair and watched me sleep.

24 hours later, he finally got the guts to ask me to be his girlfriend. I guess he interpreted me headbutting his spectacles off and making him drag me to the toilet to throw up as an encouraging sign that he would not be rejected this time.

And he was right.

I had fallen for him in a big way and he knew it. And vice versa. He giggles like a girl and I swear like a boy so it was perfect.

Some of you may be skeptical to find that he asked me to be his after a very drunken night out, but it wasn't like that. That night was just a result of months of slowly falling for each other and a healthy (ok maybe not) dose of alcohol. On my part. He barely drank, thanks to me. -_-

But yes, I care for him a lot and I know he does too. (Care for me, not him.) So I guess that's all it takes for a long-distance relationship to work.

I love him. He loves me.

Yay. :D

My sister was lucky, she studied in the same college as bf #1, lived together with bf #2 and now lives a 2-minute walk away from bf #3.

): I live an 8 hour flight away from mine.

But I might as well be sitting right next to him every night with my webcam and skype on. I am now hearing him doing his girly giggle as he watches the same video of a pig getting his balls caught on barbed wire for the 3928468235th time. (Watching the video, not the pig getting its balls caught.)

You should watch it. It's the kind of guy humour that I can appreciate. (Though I feel extremely cruel and sadistic laughing at a poor pig's misfortune.)

Sigh. I miss my baby. Gonna pounce on him and kiss him at the airport right after I give mommy a big big hug. :D Yes, my mom is such a good sport. I kissed him goodbye at the airport the night I left for Melbourne and she pretended she didn't see a thing.

Yay for mommy. :) Don't know if she saw our cao mei though. HAHA. Wonder what she has to say about that.

Rarrrrr. I miss you so much Sammy. Good job making it through these 2 months! Hi 5, bitch! :D

Baby + Me

1. Pencil and an A5 notebook

2. Adobe Illustrator

3. Adobe Photoshop

Don't ask why he's so tan in the picture.

I know geeks are supposed to be deathly pale. (And he is!)

We just looked funny when we were the exact same colour. o_O

Hehee.

Love you baby! :D

iSuck!

Today I did one of the silliest things I have done in a long while.

This morning afternoon, I woke up with an impulse to CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN (wow looks like I have potential to be a good housewife after all) so I cleaned my laptop screen, my keyboard, put clothes in the washing machine, vacuumed the rooms, changed the sheets, tranferred the clothes t the dryer, vacuumed my bedsheet (too lazy to change HAHA.)

After all this, I was very irritated to find that 30 minutes after cleaning my keyboard, there was DUST again.

ARGH.

I had just finished cleaning up my table, and I noticed that there were crumbs on it. Being too lazy to wipe, I whipped the head off the vacuum cleaner and started sucking up the potato chip bits like how I sucked up 100s of ants that day.

Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck me!

Why not vacuum my keyboard?

I know hardware shops sell cans of compressed air to blow the dust out of the keyboard and various nooks and crannies in your hardware, but then you'd still have to clean up the dirt that falls out at the end.

With the vacuum cleaner (with its flat head off) I could just suck out all the dirt and dust and that's it, end of story!

Gleefully, I waved the sucking machine about an inch over the keyboard, marvelling as the bits of dust flew into the tube without resistance, like a human floating up and into a summoning alien spaceship.

Okay.

Anyway, I was just congratulating myself over my ingenious idea when a loud POP startled me out of my reverie.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck!

A glowing blue cavity stared at me where my 'End' key used to be.

It glared, like a disembodied soul would at the person who ripped it from it's physical being.

Shit.

Kicking the 'off' button on the vacuum cleaner I got on my knees and started patting the machine all over to find out how to open it.

Finally, I gave the tube's head a sharp twist and it came off.

I flipped the cover open and stared into a gaping hole - the hole of the vacuum bag introducing me to its inhabitants: dust, hair, crumbs and dead ants.

And somewhere in its belly, part of my precious birthday present from my boyfriend.

@#&^@$

With that thought propelling me and overcoming my disgust, I took the bag out to the balcony (don't worry, Den) and started poking into the forbidding hole, prodding around for a hard objects, hoping that vengeful ants who somehow managed to survive to weeks in an oxygen-deprived environment wouldn't rear up and attack their captor with their formidable mandibles.

Realising it wouldn't do me any good poking around blindly, I started grabbing the bag and feeling it around thoroughly like a horny Achmed and his 70 beautiful (FEMALE) virgins.

Eureka! My fingers pinched something hard and angular.

Without hesitation, I plunged a pair of fingers into the opening directly at the spot where I felt the object.

Angels sang and rainbows appeared as I held up my prize - an 'End' key, wrapped in hair and covered in dust and god knows what else.

Shit. It looked like it had been in there for YEARS, not mere minutes.

It was wrapped around thoroughly with hair and had dust in its every cavity. It took me a while to free it of its bondages and I rushed it to the bathroom where I revived the dying victim with cold water and tender loving care.

T__________T

Patting the key dry with tissue, I pressed it into its rightful place in the keyboard. 'End' looked like it had been there all the while and not, instead, been through such a terrifying and traumatic ordeal.

Staring at my wholesome keyboard, I debated whether to tell my boyfriend about the incident or not.

Would he find it amusing?

Or would he be horrified at what I put his expensive present through?

I told him and he laughed. :)

That's a winner for you, folks!

By the way I don't think I've shown you guys pics of my Lycosa yet, so here you go. ^_^ Took them ages ago but had no reason to post them up, until now!

Accidents are powerful catalysts, indeed.

Sexy backlit beast. *purr*

Razer logo on the multimedia touchscreen. :)

You can control your media player from here, no need to open it and change songs/volume or play/pause manually. ^_^

You can also turn the backlight on/off/WASD gaming cluster.

WASD gaming cluster. :) Cool, huh?

Doncha wish your boyfriend was awesome like mine?
:P

Roooarrrrrrrr

Hi Ling!

Don't feel sad that people make assumptions about your course.

Feel sad that their tiny minds can fit in a Campbell soup can while ours so much broader that the soup can is but a tiny fragment of it.

XD Gambateh.

Ok. Holidays start on Friday! Only for a week, but YEEEAAAYYYYY!

Our lecturers lied. They said we'd be begging for mercy by...the end of March. 8th April and still no pressure - and we have a 10 day holiday to boot.

Heeee. Just gave my presentation on Damien Hirst yesterday.

Hope I got a good mark - I didn't manage to finish it and teacher told me to wrap it up. I missed 2 slides T_T And they were the good ones!

Not fair cause she let the other people continue. :(

That's what happens when you're first in line. Sigh.

Anyway, WOW. That was probably one of my best presentations ever.

Thanks Mister Hirst! :D

My hands were shaking a bit - I was the first powerpoint presenter and I HATE being first - but the moment I started, BAM!

The room was literally eating out of my hand.

Wowowowowow such a good feeling!

Of course, my subject was a pretty fascinating person himself, so it was no surprise everyone was craning their necks to see animal organs and the tiny laptop screen.

It's jsut awesome when everyone is paying full attention without being asked and giving feedback with barely any prompts. The Mother and Child Divided had everyone groaning in disgust and This Little Piggy had people going 'OH I GET IT!'

And I felt SO relieved as I watch my lecturer's face go from >:( to :D

Lol, I don't blame her. I was getting just as antsy as she was, listening to people present their artists in butchered English (oh MAN the cheena accent T_T) in barely audible tones.

Thank you Lingling for giving me such a fascinating artist.

OWNAGE I tell you!

Hirst rawkzorssss.

Perhaps overrated and too smug for his own good, but interesting nonetheless.

Cissss I blushed until my face was burning when Vera went YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? AAAAAAAAAAAAA SO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET! after English class.

Wow. I didn't know I could blush that well.

I thought only Den was blush-prone.

Oh noooo Mona what have you done? D:

Anyway I posted pics of my dogs as well as Sammy's dogs on Facebook.

You MUST check them out if you haven't cause Dave and Jordan are SOOOO CUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And yes I'm calling him Sammy now because I feel like it. Shuddup and just be thankful we're not going through the pumpkin-cupcake-sweetpea phase.

So there. :)

LAST DAY BEFORE TERM BREAK TOMORROW!

YiPPEEEE!

Sleep early tonight woot.

Wan an.