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I just had the most bloodyfuckinggodawful day in a long time =_=

As if it wasn't enough that I slept 1.5 hours the day before and a mere 3 hours last night after stabbing myself in the leg with a scalpel, I had to wake up early today to go to the library to print my colour pics and assemble my development book for my 3D construction assignment.

I woke up at 10.45, flying around the house in a hurry as I was supposed to meet Amanda at 11. Ended up leaving the house at 11.30 as I was waiting for her call - which didn't come so I called her to tell her I'm going to the library first.

Reached there. Had a bloody bimbo using the printing comp and had to wait forever for her to get her shit together and print her fucking document.

Then I encountered more imbeciles at the print release station who couldn't fucking DECIDE whether they wanted to print their document or not and just sat there with their mouse hovering over the button, frowning intently at the screen while trying to make the fucking biggest decision in their entire lives - god knows TEN FUCKING CENTS hang in the balance of this decision!

Then I had to print another document and the bloody computer couldn't read the .docx file. Redid it as an older Word document, bracing the queue for the printing computers AGAIN onlly to find that my print document was NOT released at the print station.

THEN I realised I left my sketches at home so I had to run all the way back - 40 minutes before class while my angels Amanda and Jen helped me get that shit printed and to photocopy the proforma - form to hand-in the assignment.

Came back and almost cried tears of gratitude to find all my documents cut and ready to be glued. Our 3-person assembly made quick work of my titles that needed to be pasted in the document.

With no time left for lunch, we hurried off to class - and THEN I discovered that neither Amanda nor Jen knew how to operate the library's photocopy machine and SO, they did not get the proformas copied and so we had to stop off at the post office outside class to get that done.

THEN the photocopier ran out of paper and I had to ask this guy who moved like a freaking snail and decided to be all chatty to refill the machine and get the printing done.

We reached class 15 minutes late.

AND THEN, the lecturer tells us that 5% will be deducted off the assignments for those who arrived late. WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

And then I fucking realised that a whole bunch of people didn't even print the proformas beforehand and were given time after class to get that done - while we were fucking late getting it printed BEFORE class and were PENALISED for it.

THEN I REMEMBERED I LEFT ANOTHER FUCKING DOCUMENT AT HOME.

SO I had to trudge all the way from Elizabeth St back to Drummond - 15 minutes uphill AGAIN just to fetch the stupid fucking document which I printed 2 weeks ago and brought it to uni faithfully EVERY SINGLE DAY EXCEPT THE DAY I NEEDED TO HAND IT IN.

THEN SHE TELLS ME THAT IT NEEDED TO BE STUCK INTO THE DOCUMENT AND NOT HANDED IT IN SEPERATELY.

So I'm gonna have more fucking marks deducted for presentation cause she looked so irritated already when I asked whether I could stick it in there and then that I just said forget it.

AND THEN JENNIFER SAYS SHE THOUGHT SHE GAVE ME MY PROFORMA ALREADY SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY LEFT FOR ME.

Luckily I printed some when I went back home to get my thing, so that's alright. In a way.

THEN I REALISED I LEFT MY WALLET WHEN I WENT BACK HOME.

CHAOCHEEBYE. Luckily Amanda lent me money to eat dinner cause I DIDN'T FUCKING EAT A SINGLE FUCKING THING since the night before, having been up till 7 am finishing up my work.

AND THEN.

On the way back after dinner I realised that the plastic bag in which I was carrying my box of 3D constructions had SPRUNG A FUCKING HUGE HOLE AND MY PENCIL BOX WAS GONE.

KANINEHCHAOCHEEBYE.

I walked back to Elizabeth St AGAIN and Amanda - I owe her a HUGE bunch man - helped me backtrack the way I came to hunt for it only to discover ABSOLUTELY NO TRACES OF MY PENCIL BOX.

AND AMANDA'S SCALPEL WAS INSIDE!

AND MINE!

MY LITERALLY BLOODY SCALPEL THAT I STABBED MYSELF WITH THE NIGHT BEFORE!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK THE WORLD!

I'm TIRED.

I'm HUNGRY.

My calves and thighs are throbbing from all that running up and downhill.

I'm gonna get SHIT for this assignment.

AND MY HAIR SMELLS OF CABBAGE.

Fuck you all and good night.