Procrastinating (Just like everyone else)

Still no mood to blog. But if I don't blog, then I have no excuse to NOT finish my homework.

So blog it is.

Shan Shan + Amber want to go to Cheer comp 2006.
I also want!

Yi Ling + Siew Lei want to go to The One Academy's art course...thingy.
I also want!

Cheer comp: 1st & 2nd July
TOA course: 1st & 2nd July

...*kicks chair*

Fine, I'll skip cheer comp. Not that I reeeeeeealllly wanted to go anyway. I mean, who wants to watch 100+ intolerably gedik girls prance around in their miniskirts shouting pointless things in their awfully fake voice? Not to mention their grammar is horrible.

Bleh. I contradict myself. First say I want to go, then I complain about it. Such a spoilt brat.

***

I don't see the point of book checking. It's not like anyone actually DOES their homework, save a few pious people.

Mostly this is what happens:

January: Everyone ber-semangat-ed from all the back to school commercials, and finish all their homework. Teachers very happy.

March: Semangat bersekolah wears off. Half the people haven't handed in their books since January. Teachers getting frustrated.

May: Only an average of 5 people per subject actually completes homework. Teachers use up precious class time to lecture students about how important our studies are. Not like it actually works.

July: The other 26 people borrow the 5 pious people's books to copy. Teachers give up telling people to do their work and/or explodes.

So why bother?

Teachers get annoyed, students get frustrated, ketua panitia gets upset about mess in the Bilik Mesyuarat...so WHY BOTHER?
Stupid la.

I have 4 essays to write, to Add Maths books which haven't been touched since April, and haven't been handed in since the start of the school year, a summary to complete, PJ notes to do, THREE chapters of HISTORY to summarize...!!!

...I shouldn't go on torturing myself. x.x

Random mini-rant of the day: I hate Cik Anusya. It's official. Don't ask me why, she's just plain annoying. I hate The Sarkit too. But everyone knows that already, so this is just a reminder of just how much she stinks. (Metaphorically and literally)

Song of the Day:

"Happy? - Mudvayne"

No.

Homework! T_T

*has seizure*

Just because

I don't feel like blogging.

o_O

Why am I here?

Gee, who knows.

***
Skipped school today, so I missed the prefect voting (again). Feel a bit guilty cause I told See Ying I'd vote for her, but what to do? It's the thought that counts. =P

-sends out mental vote-

It's not like the teachers are going to count the votes anyway, screwed up as they are. They probably set up the whole thing already, but still let the students vote to give them a false sense of democracy.

Bullshit.

Well anyway, the Siva said that for every campaign slip found littering the school ground, 5 votes will be deducted from the total tally.

Riiiiiiight.

Anyway, to menebus dosa, I picked up any stray campaign slip found stuck to the walls, on the floor or scrunched up and stuffed in places you wouldn't imagine.

(Because last year I was the one running around sticking the campaign stickers all over the walls, thus ruining the paint job. Harhar.)

So for each strip I pick up, I am effectively voting for that person 5 times.

=)

Not counting a certain few that I 'dropped' and 'brushed' against the walls.

*smirk*

May the best man win.

My arse.

Any more people saying...

"Vote for me because I am the BEST!"

or

"When I become a prefect I will do my best to help the school and serve the students!"

or

"Remember, ingat [insert character here], ingat [prefect candidate name here]!"

...And I will projectile vomit all over your new navy blazers (which are hideous and a fashion crime, by the way)

Oh, and the last quote won't work. Because when I went home, I found that I could only remember Elmo, not the girl's name. Hah, so there.

I'd SO vote Elmo than any of you suckers. (Except See Ying, Alia, Sarah and Amber because they are nice people/are in my class and SOME 4K girls have to win)

***
My sis met Miss Chu on Monday. Beloved teacher meets beloved student. -cue awwwwwws-

Miss Chu says if I have any Add Maths problems, just ask her and she'll help.

-makes rude gestures at the suckers who pay for private tuition-

Got free private tuition in school also don't want. Good-for-nothing money wasters. =P

***

In a foul mood as you can see.
So scram, you morons.


I have Alias to watch homework to complete.

Song of the Day:

"Crawling - Linkin Park"

Anyone got Warcraft CD can lend? Prettyprettypretty pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

This sucks

Erica has just been diagnosed with AML.
Acute Myeloid Leukemia.

Why is this happening?


Song of the Day:

"Aneurysm - Nirvana"

It seriously, seriously sucks. Have you even read about the side effects?

O_O

Did anyone collect my test papers for me? OMG call me now!

Ok, off to DotAing now.

Someone better come teach me. Or I'll make someone teach you so that you can teach me.

...

I make no sense.


Song of the Day:

"Perfect Strangers - INXS"

To buy or not to buy: Switch ?

Well hello o_O

I am back, just to clear up a few things.

• I AM talking to people. My house phone was mysteriously disconnected on June 13th. It has since been fixed. Gimme a ring if you want to be sure.
• I AM eating. I don't believe in starving myself, whatever the occasion. Well actually, I was force-fed, but whatever.
• I WILL blog again. I mean duh, I'm blogging right now, aren't I?
• Yes sunshine, I'll still go lepak with you guys.
• Gleneagles sucks.

But thanks for your concern anyway. =)

But Gleneagles still sucks. Don't go there even if you were dying, because God knows the MOs there have the IQ of a sweet pea and would probably assist you in dying.

When I turn 18, I will sue.

I know la, I can argue the ass off a donkey (or was a leg? no pun intended)
I mean, I fought for one measly mark on my English paper in Form 2. ONE PATHETIC MARK! But I went to argue with the head anyway. Fucking stupid teachers don't know how to set questions.

Not like I got the mark anyway, but I will still argue for the sake off pissing the teacher off and humiliating Puan Nor-. Eh, what if she sues me? o_O

So, start sucking ass Gleneagles. Cause there won't be no Gleneagles in 3 years time. Pardon my English.

Ok, I'ma shut up now.

***
I got highest in BI, EST and Maths! So happy! *whee* Studying DOES pay off after all. Or are my classmates just stupid? (Nonononono, I didn't say that =P)

Shoo people, am coming back to school on Monday (oh joy) and JL is going to give a me a special performance, since I missed Teacher's Day (OMG thank goodness)

Oh, and my handphone is kinda whacked out. Hasn't been activated in over a month, but I can receive sms-es and calls. But then my speaker has been damaged (presumably during one of those horrible drops from 5 feet) and no one can hear my side of the convo.

But then some of you like to talk to yourselves anyway.*shrug*

Yoooo, I don't wanna go back to school tomorrow! Got lisan! And penyemakan buku! And my Physics paper! Noooooooooooooooo!!


Song of the Day:

"Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve"

I've just been promoted to Grade 8 level for piano! *happy* See? Don't take the stupid exams, you progress much faster. =D *hums to the tune of Waltz in E Minor*

How Serial Killers Are Made

Once upon a time (for all stories must start with once upon a time) there was a girl named Spaghetti, for she loved to eat spaghetti.

Spaghetti day out, spaghetti day in. She never got tired of spaghetti.

Spaghetti was a pretty normal person, she hated sleeping early and loathes waking up early. She rarely ever loses her temper, but when she does, watch out!

Her temper is like a volcano, spewing steaming hot spaghetti sauce and meatballs the size of Mount Nyiragongo that flattens everyone in their path.

But that is a rare occasion.

One day, Spaghetti went to school all cheerful, as she had a good night's sleep and was looking forward for some human company, after rotting at home for 2 weeks.

Then the unavoidable handing out of test papers began.

The Sarkit, who is aptly named as she is a pain-in-the-arse of commendable degree, started handing out the EST paper.

Spaghetti was very sad as she scored only 29/30...she tried making The Sarkit see reason, but afraid that she wouldn't live up to her name, The Sarkit refused to listen and exited the classroom with a dismissive "I'll discuss later!"

As if.

Then, Miss Tini as she was called, after shrinking a considerable amount after giving birth to her lord-knows-what-th child, gave out the Maths paper. Spaghetti was delighted to find that she scored an A1 by Form 4 standards.

But alas! If this were in SPM, it would've been a mere A2! Spaghetti was sad. =( Spaghetti tried digging for marks, as she loved to do, but to no avail. Her final mark was 79%

Spaghetti said to herself: "Well, at least it's the highest in class - a consolation."

After recess, Spaghetti rushed to Chemistry class, and saw the teacher recording the marks in her book. Spaghetti was happy that she was getting her paper back.

Saving Spaghetti's paper for last, the Chemistry teacher, Jenny Ding-Dong Head handed the paper over the Spaghetti with a smirk.

Spaghetti opened the paper and was immediately crushed.

-20

The evil Ding-Dong head minused 20 marks from Spaghetti's paper simply because she 'didn't like the answer'! Spaghetti was infinitely dissatisfied with Jenny Ding-Dong, and tried to appeal for her 20 marks back.

But despite her pleas and Spaghetti's friend, WaterFish's arguments, Jenny Ding-Dong refused to budge.

"Let this be a lesson." she said.

Spaghetti promptly burst into tears right there in the classroom, for the first time since she was 8 years old. And that was only because she slammed her hand between two tables.

"How can she do this to me?" Spaghetti wailed.

"I study my freaking arse off, and I got the higest marks in my whole class, then she goes ahead and BAM! Takes 20 fucking marks of the paper just because she DOESN'T LIKE MY FUCKING ANSWER??!"

But there was nothing she could do, because Ding-Dong was part of a dastardly scheme to frustrate Spaghetti, and wouldn't budge an inch.

Spaghetti wiped her tears and went back to class sorrowfully.

"English period!" she thought. "Something to look forward to, at least!"

But no! The loathesome English teacher said that Spaghetti's paper was the 'best of the worst'!

'Now, is that a compliment, or an insult?' Spaghetti wondered.

Thus, with her hopes sat on and squished mercilessly, Spaghetti plotted revenge against the hated Jenny Ding-Dong and The Sarkit.

***One year later***

Spaghetti picked up the weekend papers and took a glance at the headlines.

TEACHERS FOUND DEAD AT RENOWNED SCHOOL, STUDENTS CELEBRATE

Kuala Lumpur: Yesterday, two teachers from the premier girl's school, The Pineapple Hill Nunnery were found dead. Commonly known as 'The Sarkit', the school's EST teacher was found dead alongside The Pineapple Hill Nunnery's resident Chemistry teacher, identified only as Jenny Ding-Dong. Jenny Ding-Dong appeared to have died of severe head injuries, while The Sarkit had died of burns from potent hydrochloric acid. An eyewitness says that the teachers had had an argument in the school lab, with Jenny losing her temper and smashing a bottle of concentrated hydrochloric acid over The Sarkit's head. In her last moments of lucidity, The Sarkit threw a few ball bearings at Jenny Ding-Ding's head, causing her death. The eyewitness, who only wishes to be identified as 'Noodle,' claims that the teachers were not liked and that school was glad to be rid of them. Investigations continue today.

...

"Oh dear, what a tragic loss."

Spaghetti laughed, a manic, deranged lunatic.

"For the love of 20 marks..." Spaghetti hissed.

***THE END***


Song of the Day:

"In The End - Linkin Park"

Go figure.

You've Been Tagged!

I have been victimized tagged by the all-powerful gnork! I can't say vicitimized, because I actually like doing these things.

As does everyone else, but they're just too chicken to admit it. Bwahaha!

After all, doesn't everyone say:

"A random questionnaire a day
keeps the readers boredom at bay"

Anyhow, I shall not write 5 of each, but any number that I fancy. =P More to burn your eyes with, dear!

Awesome people/person I would like to meet:

• Chazz! Ok, any LP member for that matter, love them so much.
• And Brandon Boyd, and Mike Einziger too. =)
• Yes, and JD, just because he is so awesome.

Do I not sound like a teenybopper now?

Things I can't live without:

• Music and books.
• And also blogging.
• I have to blog, or I may just explode and tell everyone things that they don't need to hear, thus ridding myself of any friends that I currently have and propel myself into a state of perpetual loneliness and depression which will lead to ultimate death.

I wish I could:

• Ride a bike, just to shut all those people up.
• Play the guitar like Mike Einziger.
• Have a never ending supply of chocolate, and never have zits.
• Have self-cleansing hair.

I want:

• Lots of stuff, refer to Birthday wishlist.
• Also, I want the Spiderwick Chronicles and the Field Guide by Arthur Spiderwick, because I am but a child, despite my 15-year and 2-day old body.

Songs I think are awesome:

• Baba O'Reilly - The Who
• Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
• By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Call Me - Blondie
• California Dreamin' - Benny Benassi
• Come As You Are - Nirvana
• Drive - Incubus
• D'you Know What I Mean? - Oasis
• Easy Back It Up - Styles Of Beyond
• Every You and Every Me - Placebo
• Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Meds - Placebo
• Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana
• Hitchin' A Ride - Green Day
• Honest Mistake - The Bravery
• Megalomaniac - Incubus
• Message in A Bottle - No Doubt and Incubus
• Morning Glory - Oasis
• Never Let You Go - INXS
• Numb - Linkin Park
• P5hng Me A*wy - Linkin Park
• Red To Black - Fort Minor
• Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
• Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
• Uninvited - Alanis Morissette
• Unconditional - The Bravery
• Waltz in E Minor (Posthumous) - Chopin
• Where Did You Sleep Last Night? - Nirvana
• Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish
• Wishmaster - Nightwish
• Yeah! - Usher
• You Know You're Right - Nirvana

Damn that's one long list, there's probably more, but I can't be stuffed to wrack my brains for them. I had to go rearrange them in alphabetical order to create a semblance of orderliness.
It failed miserably, however.

How I see myself in 10 years:

Juggling part-time jobs as a graphic designer, photographer and musician, since I'm so fickle-minded.

Random facts:

• I don't like to curse. It just happens.
• I hate it when people tell me mashing up my mashed potato until it resembles baby food is gross. For one thing, I know already, dumbass. For another, it's not called mashed potato for nothing, you know.
• When you catch me lying, I meant for you to do so. I'm one hell of a liar I tell you! How else do you think I manipulate people so easily?
• I was bullied until I was 9 years old. I bullied until I was 13 years old. I'm a balanced person. Give and take.
• That day I secretly (well, not so now) tried on a size-4 skirt while out shopping with Shan Shan. (I know la, haha.)
• ...And it fell down round my ankles after I zipped it up. Being thin sucks.
• I still listen to Britney.
• I hate eating venison, because it feels like I've murdered Bambi.
• I slept at 6 am this morning.
• I'm allergic to tuna.
• I love eating tuna.
• My left foot is a shoe size larger than my right.

Misconceptions:

• That I'm smart. I'm not, really. I just pretend to be.
• That I'm tall. I'm not tall. Everyone else is just short.
• That I'm skinny. You bitches are just obese. *pout*
• That I'm a nice sweet girl who would never defy a direct order. Teachers are such suckers, aren't they?
• That I'm a big bitch who curses for the fun of it, and stomps around crushing people's hearts and spirits with a one-liner. I'm n...urgh, why start lying now?

The victims:

• JL
• Yi Ling (not like she'd ever do it)
• Meg
• Rniex
• Den!!

Mwahaha! You've been tagged!


Song of the Day:

"Reptilia - The Strokes"

Mmm...this song is nice too!

Of Olio and other things...

Okok, I confess.

Oliver's name wasn't just knocked out of my head by a speedbump. Oliver had a couple of oil marks on the front (which I have since removed) and the word 'Olio' just popped into my head.

No, no, I'm not that strange. 'Olio' is Italian for 'oil', which was my camcam's state at the time. Olio sounds like Oliver, and there ya go, my Ixus is a boy.

xD

Oliver's Review (For Yi Ling's Benefit)

Oliver is super slim, slim and a lovely shiny matte silver colour. 6.0 megapixels. It's much easier to grip, as compared to Cammie, and is (obviously) heavier, thus allowing a steadier shot.

2.5 inch- LCD screen, very fingerprint-prone, but a far cry from Cammie's pathetic and seemingly insignificant 0.5-inch screen. I am so happy.

I can shoot in B&W, Sepia, Vivid, Neutral, +Red, +Blue and +Green modes.
I can also customize my own colour scheme.
I can't solarise like with Oliver as with Cammie, but then what's photoshop for?
The battery lasts 1.5 hours with the same amount of time needed for the charge.

There is also a color swap mode, where I can swap a single colour with another of my choice. =D I have yet to test this out, as I completely wore out the battery with my experimenting.

I can shoot panoramic, postcard, and super high-res shots. The controls take a while to get used to, however, and they are kinda small.

I have to use my fingernail to poke the buttons. -_-

Ohoh! Oliver also has many, many more modes than Cammie:

• Portrait
• Indoor
• Fireworks
• Foliage
• Underwater
• Kids & Pets
• Snow
• Digital Macro
• Beach
• Color Accent
  

Kids & Pets Mode
Higher shutter speed to capture those devilishly lively creatures.

Twinkle is so cute! But even Oliver isn't quick enough to capture her tail. =(
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Digital Macro & Macro Mode
A wide lens angle to capture pictures 3-10 cm away from the lens

My lunch!

Guess what this is!
Haha, it's only mom's coaster. =P
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Color Accent Mode
Picks out a single colour (and/or anything close to that shade) and turns every other colour to B&W


Er, I isolated yellow. But as you can see, it didn't turn out well (the shadows turned white!) Must experiment more.
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Indoor Mode
Super super shaky. Need tripod stand.

I injured my hand on the Coorts Express, so it's kinda shaky for now. =P
This is the song I am currently teaching myself, I love it so much!

I can also fiddle with the settings manually, which is a godsend. =D I can take FAR better pics this way, and it takes up like, half the memory space than in auto mode.

Ollie vs Cammie

Megapixels
Oliver: 6.0
Cammie: 1.5

Modes
Oliver: Plenty
Cammie: Four

Charge time
Oliver: 90 minutes
Cammie: A whopping 13 hours!

Battery life
Oliver: 1.5 hours w/flash
Cammie: Less than 10 shots w/flash -_-''

Zoom
Oliver: Up to 3.0x optical, up to 12x digital
Cammie: Non-existent

Movie time
Oliver: Up to one hour, w/sound
Cammie: Up to 15-seconds, w/o sound

From what I can tell, the only downside to Oliver, is that he doesn't came in pink. Haha!
No matter, Oliver has more than enough intellect to make up for it. He knows how to rotate the playback display according to the position of the cam!

Turn him sideways, and the pic will fall over.
Upside down, and the pic happily does a backflip.

Cool huh?

Ok, enough about Oliver. =D

***

List of birthday presents!

Mom and Dad:
Oliver, Trippy and The Princess Diaries: Seventh Heaven, w00t!

Oliver's er, skin.



The book came with a little keychain thingy. 8-)


Oh, Trippy is the tripod dad gave me today. =P



I may look puny NOW, but when you piss me off...



...I grow legs, eat humans, and drench the world with their blood! MWAHAHAHA!!!


Den:

This egg. o_O

Tua ee (my aunt):
Charge anything to her account =D

Aunty Su:


A Mamae/Momoe/Mamao (???) bag.
Geez. I don't even know the brand, can't read a single letter. Except the M.
But yeah, the bag's gorgeous!!

Sui Yi:
She sang me happy birthday over the Net! =P

JL:
She sang me happy birthday over the phone, with acoustic guitar accompaniment!

JL + Sui Yi:


This cute wallet!
I was gonna put my batu(-batu...?) seremban in it, but then I remembered that I threw them away while spring cleaning for CNY. T_T
So I'ma put my guitar picks in it. =P

Shabari:
Birthday wishes through email. xD
Thank you, but stop calling me pumpkin! ='(

Jeanette:
Testimonial + present after school reopens =P

Yi Ling:
Birthday wishes here.

Yee Mun:
Haha, read this!

Sabrina:
Testimonial

Raymond:
Testimonial, which is great, since we don't even know each other personally. =P

Ah Moey:
Testimonial, even if we haven't talked in a loooooong time. =)

Bel:
Testimonial, and maybe she's gonna teach me DotA! Yay!
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Did I miss out on anyone? =( Sorry if I did (though it's really not uncommon for me to do so, especially with my brain in hibernate mode =P)

Oh, oh yeah!
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Twiggy:
A Wuzzer! Thanks girl!

Joshua:
Belated birthday wishes through MSN.
And I him.
Was too lazy to call/sms. =P

May See:
Kind enough to grace a mere mortal with a handshake and an "Oh, Happy Birthday!"

*Update:

JL:
Birthday wishes here.

Shan Shan:
Birthday wishes here!

Thanks people! =D

Song of the Day:

"Waltz in E Minor (Posthumous) - Chopin"

The first page of which is included in this post. =)

My birthday day!

Is that redundant?

So anyway, yesterday I had to wake up at like, 8 am to follow my mom to her office, which is in Times Square. I was so dead tired from the previous day's ice-skating/shopping that I considered sms-ing my friends to cancel and go back to sleep.


Which was the exact moment I KNEW I was crazy. I mean, what kind of idiot cancels their BIRTHDAY???

Yeesh.

The thought of playing with my new camcam fully woke me up though.
And yes, my new 'camcam' has a name. It's a boy.

Guess? =D

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.
.
.
.
It's OLIVER!

Weird eh? Wanna know how it came about? No? Then click back now, because this post is gonna get a hell lot more boring.

Kay, the name came about when I was coming home after dropping JL off. I nodded off in the car.

Then, jolting awake after a particularly nasty pothole, the first thought that occured to me was:

BLOG ABOUT MY NEW CAMCAM!

Then, due to my lack of consciousness, I couldn't remember what model my camera was.

O_O

Then as we shot over a bump, my mind just spewed out:

Oliver! It's called Oliver!

...And that's how the name came about.
Haha. Sorry to disappoint those who expecting a long and elaborate explanation on the origin of my cam's -Oliver's- name.

It's a Canon Ixus 60, anyway.


Haha! xD

Okay, enough bullshitting. Oliver's Review will be in the next post.

After picking Jeanette and Johnnie-boy up, mom drove to Times Square and we reached there around 9.50 am. We had to wait a WHOLE TEN MINUTES until Borders opened. Kesian us only.

J, J and I hung around in the bookshop until Shan came. Meanwhile, my aunt started calling my phone.

Did I mention my phone doesn't work?
I mean, I can hear the other party, but whoever is calling can't hear me.

What I said before about talking to me being a one-sided conversation is true.

"Hello?"
"---"
"Hel-lo?"
"---"
"HELLO???"
"---"
"HAIYA!"

*click*

My poor aunt. xD My mom then told her to sms me, so she did.
With birthday wishes and hrm, a license to buy whatever I wanted!

Happy birthday girl! Buy anything and bill to my account.

Damn dangerous wei. Say that to my sister and she'll probably buy something sensible, like a reference book or something.

When applied to me, HAH! I tell you, if my mom hadn't stopped me, I would've gone all out and bought myself an 60GB iPod Video. Nyahahaha!

I wish my mom didn't stop me.

***

When Sunshine finally arrived, we all trooped to my mommy's office and we discussed the day's plans over Starbucks' Ice Blended! (Caramel for me, Jeanette and Shan; Choc for John)

My mom gets 30% off in that building, =P to you!

Then, Aunty Su got us all free tickets to the theme park and the iMax theatre! Thanks!
The iMax theatre wasn't showing The Da Vinci Code, which was sad. We watched Over The Hedge (in 2D) instead, with JL making a dramatic entrance (NOT!) halfway through the movie.

Freaking girl sms-ed me and I almost jumped - the phone was stuck in my tiny pocket. The damn thing vibrated so violently, and I forgot that I had put it there.

I dropped the phone under my seat. -_-

Over The Hedge was an OK movie. Kinda cheap comedy throughout, but if you are super-bored and have absolutely nothing else to do, go watch it la.

Tickets for 2D movies in the iMax theatre are RM10 also, but you get super-comfy seats and a 5-storey tall screen! Phwoar!

What for you pay RM10 for TGV and get crappy, too-short seats with no leg room, and a freaking tiny (in comparison) screen that plays your movie upside-down at intervals? (This really happened, ask Yi Ling)

Not to mention DISGUSTING POPCORN MUCH? Ew.

And here I go, off-topic again.

***

Theme park was okay, I felt unusually nauseous sitting my usual rides, the Dizzy Izzy and Coort's Express.


Jeanette's hp flew off while riding the Dizzy Izzy! o_O Luckily some nice guy picked it up and gave it to the information counter where she claimed it after.

I still remember riding the Dizzy Izzy for the very first time. I REALLY thought I was going to fly out, despite the wonky-looking seatbelts and wiggly metal bar.

Damn paranoid man. I clung on to the metal bar like shit, all the while muttering absolute nonsense under my breath while apologizing to Shan's bro for suffocating him.

...And now I can proudly ride the Dizzy Izzy while coolly sms-ing Sui Yi on my hp. *smirk*
And no, my hp didn't fly away lar.

Hah.

JL and I rode the giant roller coaster once (Shan was too sick to get on, J&J were MIA.)
I almost ran out of the shitty machine, then I realised that once the harness goes down, you're committed.

T_T

Without warning, the ride lurched forward, with JL muttering about how rude it was, giving no warning at all. The moment the machine flipped us over, I KNEW I was gonna have fun!

It was like...riding an old friend.

Kay, I didn't phrase that appropriately, but you get my drift.

After it ended:

JL: "Are you sure we're done?"
SY: "Ya, you see the platform? You can get off already."

I was like,

"I wanna go again! Wanna go again! Go again, go again, go agaaaaaaaaaain!!!!"

Well, not out loud. But chyeah, I really wanted to get back on that flimsy contraption, despite the chance that I could hurl my (almost non-existent) lunch all over the people below.

But wait, that would be so cool!

But sadly, we didn't have enough time. I sms-ed Jeanette again - where ARE you??
But I got no response.

I was ready to go bonkers at the point. Then I cross referenced the number from my received calls list and my phone book.

HOLY SHIT. I doubled the wrong number! I was probably sms-ing some poor dude all the while!
o_O''

Anyway, I got my mom to call Jeanette (my phone's spoilt remember?) and we all lived happily ever after.

Not.

***

After having Domino's for dinner, I left Jeanette and Johnnie to wait for their mom while I followed my mom to drop Shan and JL off.


Feel so guilty.

But then if I stay home and wait with J&J, I'd feel guilty for leaving Shan and JL alone with my parents. T_T

The three of us ended up singing super-loudly in a pondok somewhere in the middle of Bangsar. Ask JL for the story la.

Blablabla, Shan's dad picked her up to be scolded by her mom for skipping music and ballet classes when she got home (Guilt. Guilt. Guilt.) and dropped JL off at her house and I went home to sleep off the rest of my birthday.

And that concludes my boring 15th birthday.

...

Yeah right. -_- As if you folks would believe that, gullible as some of you are.

***

I came online to couple of birthday wishes on friendster and email.
Then, Yi Ling and Den asked the question:

"How was your cake?"

THEN I remembered.

"OMG I HAVE NO CAKE! OMGOMGOMG! WAHHHH!!!"

...*pauses for a deep breath*...

"I WANT CANDLES! I MUST HAVE CANDLES IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BOOHOOHOO!!!"

So, I went downstairs to my mom and said in a small voice:

"Mommy, I have no cake."

"I thought you said you weren't hungry?"

"I want ca-ake!"

"Ok, let's go buy you a cake."

"Dowan, so late already!"

I hopped off the chair, ran to the refridgerator, pulled out a slice of rather stale but perfectly edible cake, stabbed little pink candles into the cake, and had my parents sing the birthday song to me.


So much for defying tradition.

With my mind finally put at rest, I went to bed a happy little bimbo.

And that, my dears, concludes my strangely uneventful 15th birthday.

*snort*


Song of the Day:

"More Than That - The Backstreet Boys"

On a BSB kick here.

OH. MY. GOD.

It IS a camera!

Ixus 60! Winner of blablabla awards!

Okay, not that I know and care about the awards...but SHIT YEAH I HAVE A NEW CAMERA!!!
*squeal*

EEEEEHH!!!

EAT DUST PEOPLE! MY CAMERA OWNS YOURS!

Kay, gotta sleep, and OH YEAH one more present to open!

*turns off caps*

Night people!


Song of the Day:

Pick any you want.

*ish happy*

!!!

OHMYGOD I'm FIFTEEN!!

*runs to open presents*

Well, there's only 2 of them anyway. =P

*skips off happily*


Song of the Day:

"Happy Birthday to...ME!"

YEAA!!!

Lalala...

1 hour and 8 minutes to go! =D

My present is sitting on the table next to me...it's heavy.
I think it's something mechanical, because I can hear a ker-chunk sound when I shake it.

Okay, I'm not supposed to shake it, because my mom insists it's shower gel.
And it'll leak when I shake it.

-_-''

Shower gel my arse. It's definitely not liquid, as far as my super hearing skills tell me.

=P

*hopes it's a camera*

Mom says that I have super high-expectations. That if I expect a camera for my birthday, it's equivalent to them expecting 10 A1s for my SPM.

So, if my present IS a camera after all, that means I have to get 10 A1s for SPM.
Oh no! O_O

Yah, enough talk about that.

***

Today I went ice-skating with Sunshine.

"I'm not gonna fall down, I'm not gonna fall down, I'm NOT gonna fall..."

Whump!

Just my luck.

Anyway, there was this cute, cute girl skating in my direction, about 4 years old. I managed to brake in time, but the poor thing couldn't stop and...BONK!
Her head smashed into my knee and she fell over backwards. Oops.

But DAMN CUTE LEH! Laughing like crazy, the crazy thing. xD

After that, we went bowling. Again, there was a tournament. So, it was my big fat chance to look like a total wuss. =P

It was the weirdest thing ever. On the lane to our left, there was a couple. I happened to glance at the scoreboard, and the girl managed to score EIGHTEEN gutter balls in a row. -_-''

I think she's playing dumb to get the guy to 'teach' her how to bowl.
On the last round, she managed to knock 4 pins over.
Her boyfriend must be so proud.

On the lane to our right, however, there were two boys, around 7 or 8 years old. And they bowled like WHOA!

Got gaya, got accuracy. Jealous giler!

It's so weird, standing there between a couple of adults who couldn't bowl for shit, and two kids who bowled like pros.

o_O Alternate reality!

Pssst...
3 Nightwish albums have been spotted at Speedy, Sunway Pyramid. I have yet to see them anywhere else. Mmmm...*nudgepoke*

58 minutes to go, and I'm too tired to type already. T_T
I shall take a shower.

JL, your hp goes to voicemail! Call my dad's number, kay? Wanted to take you ice-skating today, but it was a last-minute decision and you were probably asleep already and yaddayaddayadda...

CALL ME! Tomorrow we're going to Times Square, may get tix for iMax/the amusement park. Dammit la wei! Just call me, kay?


Song of the Day:

"Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace"

I have heard this song exactly once, and I love it already. Talk about a good impression! I shall download more 3 Days Grace songs.


53 minutes to go...

Things that suck.

1. Our shitty Bio teacher is making us retake the shitty Bio test again when school reopens. Bloody shithead.
2. My mom's making me study Add Maths over the holidays.
3. Dad's somewhat sick.
4. I have just seen my first fresh corpse. An electrocution victim, with bloody hands and all.
5. The more I use photoshop to colour pictures, the worse I get. Practise does NOT make perfect.
   
6. Knowing full well that my pokemon game will get erased the moment I beat the Elite Four. I don't want to lose my pixelly friends, and yet I still have the urge to beat the crap out of Wallace's arse.
7. My handphone has no credit. Not that I'd use it, but knowing that I can't use it even when I want to sucks.
8. My birthday's coming, and I don't feel like celebrating.
9. After a slight change of heart, I call Shan to go ice-skating, and HER phone's dead.
10. My friends are away.
11. I want to celebrate, yet I don't want to.
12. My absolutely shitty vocabulary.
13. My mom's effort to cheer me up by volunteering to send me all the way to Sunway, even though she has to work, and I turn her down.
14. I don't know WHAT I want to do.

I don't want to celebrate, yet I feel like I HAVE to.
I have yet to go a year without celebrating.
I don't seem to want to go out with any friends.
Why is that so?
Maybe they aren't my friends.
I should go rot at home and cry my eyes out on my birthday.

Now wouldn't that be perfect?

15. I feel depressed for no apparent reason.

I am not posting this to get sympathy.
So don't try to cheer me up.
Birthdays suck.


Song of the Day:

"Six Feet From The Edge - Creed"

Go away. No comments allowed.

...Continued

Wanted Item #21:A Baby Uni!

Cost: Approximately 580,000 np

Ok...I know I'm supposed to be too old to be playing Neopets, but they are so darned cute! Last night, Yi Ling and I were curi-ing colouring pages from the Neopets website, and I fell in love with the Faerie neopets!

Does anyone play neopets? I want these pets! Hahahaha, okla. I can buy them myself, but then why would I want to spend half a million np when some kind soul may just see this post and get it for me? =P

Not likely. Few people read my blog, and even less of them still play neopets. xD

Am I the only one who is still childish?
Nola, people are secretly dying to play neopets, but are scared to because their friends laugh their asses off at the thought.
...Friends who also secretly play neopets.
Ahahaha!

A Faerie Aisha
Cost: Approximately 1,500,000 np

A Faerie Uni
Cost: Approximately 1,500,000 np

The Faerie Aisha is pretty cute, Irene used to have one, I think.
But the Faerie Uni is...well, ugly. It's ok in this picture la (though I shaded the wrong side of the Uni,) but look at it with it's eyes open.

Ugly leh.

Anyway, last night I was sooo free (and bored). I coloured a couple more pictures.
Not really hebat, but I like. =D
ILU Photoshop! But must practise more leh, I keep colouring the wrong places. I have untrained eyes. =P


Faeries! I love faeries!
Well, I love their wings anyway, they're so fun to draw.

A Snow Faerie with a Raindorf (left) and Polarchuck (right)

I swear the face is the fun-nest part to colour.
It's like putting makeup on somebody, except she doesn't squirm, and there's always the undo button.
Hah.

Anyway, I'm off to colour some more pics.
So until I think of something to actually blog about, layan me and enjoy the pretty pretty pics la. =P


Song of the Day:

"Pennyroyal Tea - Nirvana"

Go ask JL to sing this for you.

Ahem.

(Oops, the 'eat' seems to be missing. Heehee, my bad. =P)

Ok. I am fed up of writing. So stupid. Can type still want to write. -_-'' Bodohnyer. Anyway the scanner isn't A4-sized, apparently. Chopping off my words left and right, the stupid piece of...nevermind.

Insulting it may just result in complete failure of the piece of shit that belongs to a museum to work. Wait, oops, I think just did. Now isn't that just too bad, the poor little shit. =(

*presses buttons, pokes around, and determines that the printer still functions*

I have just disappointed all those superstitious freaks. Awwww.

Anyway, I am going to compile a Birthday wishlist! But it's not like I'm actually going to get anything off it, since I am such a masochistic person, and the only things I am likely to put down are things that no one in their right mind will, or can afford, to buy. =)

Stephanie's Birthday Wishlist

• A PowerMac G5 (Haha, to those who intended to get me something off the list and prove me wrong! But eh, if you can afford it, I take back anything I said =P)
• A new digital camera with at least 4 megapixels AND a zoom function. That sounds stupid, but taking into account the fact that my current camera does NOT zoom...
• Mood-morphing nail polish.
• A personal robot to do all my homework and answer instant messages.
• My hair to revert to its original colour. It figures, that when it's black, I want it brown. Then when it's nicely sun-bleached, I want it black again. Tsktsktsk, so hard to please.
• YEESH! Someone to finally teach me DotA thoroughly and patiently, and play with me as well. It sounds so...possible, but then, it hasn't happened yet, has it?
• The cornices to stop falling, so I can get a good night's sleep without the terror of waking up with a couple of limbs missing. (Which is actually a nice thought, as opposed to not waking up at all)
• That puppy from the SPCA!
• A nice drawing tablet to go along nicely with my new G5.
• THAT FREAKING DS LITE to reach Malaysia so my parent's can finally get it for me!
• For DS Lites to come in baby pink!
  
• Pokemon Diamond to be released this month, so I can play it on my new baby pink DS Lite! (Not happening. Haha.)
• Puan Sar-kit to be fired.
• SPM to be abolished!
• That I'll turn 14 again this year, I don't want to be 15! =(
• Boiled ice-cream.
• A boyfriend just so that all the idiots would stop pestering me already. (God, even my parents are getting into it. -_-'')
• A Lamborghini in that nice copper tone that I've secretly fancied.
  
• My own skating rink and skates.
• For cats to be banned in Malaysia, and not Rottweilers. Or better, feed all the cats to the Rottweilers! (Cats lovers piss off, it's my birthday man!)
• For my three favourite bands - Linkin Park, Incubus and Oasis - to have a joint concert in Malaysia!
• Free tickets to that concert, with me being the tetamu kehormat =P
• All lalas to be eaten! Mwahahaha! And no, I don't mean clams...
• A drum set, and classes! Woo!
• My next-door neighbour to shrivel up and die and mysteriously leave the house to me (And no, I'm not being mean. Have you even met that super-bitch?)
• For History to become an elective. No, you should just abolish the damn subject. It's not like any sane person would take History willingly anyway.
• Hilary Duff's head on a platter (Kidding lar. Even I wouldn't let that filthy object into my house, bury her!)
• A freaking good birthday! (No. No. NO. I am NOT having party this year. Damn lazy to organize. I'll save my energy for the sour-sixteenth)

Okay. Convinced that I'm a masochistic twit just waiting to be let down when I don't receive any of the above yet?

Alright. Time for the REAL wishlist.

Just refer to here.

But since you all are lazy pigs anyway, I'll retype it for your benefit. (And so that I'm sure you have bothered to read it.)

1. Fort Minor's new CD, The Rising Tied.

- Got fed up and splurged 60 bucks.

2. The Nintendo DS, Candy Pink colour.

- Pfft. Got DS Lite already, Still want DS for what?

3. A new mood ring, unadorned.

- Mom bought me a ring, but it had jewels, and knowing me, I managed to leave it in my jeans pocket and one of the stones popped out in the machine. =(

4. A Nightwish album.

- Still no sight of one. =(

5. A Crow Left of The Murder.

- Got fed up and splurged 20 bucks.

6. Ready or Not, by Meg Cabot.

- Thanks mom!

7. Glittery black nail polish.

- STILL haven't found such a thing.

8. Someone to teach me how to ice-skate.

- Got fed up of waiting and taught myself.

9. Someone to play and enjoy GTA with me.

- =(

10. MY PHOTOSHOP CD BACK!!!

- Thanks Yap.

11. Black jeans.

- I now love Dorothy Perkins. Thanks mom!

12. A decent haircut.

- Err, thanks mom?

13. Someone to teach me how to ride a bike.

- Anyone interested in taking on a hopeless case? Failure guaranteed. I have to the bruises to show for it, too.

14. Free passes to watch King Kong

- Lost interest.

15. Headphones that block out all sound.

- Damn expensive. Sennheiser is the best.

16. Straight As!!!

- -_-''

17. Belgian Chocolate!

- Nothing's changed. Get me some of these and I'll pledge my eternal love to you.

'Kay, that was my 2005 Christmas wishlist. I however, have some more things to add on it. Tsktsk, greedy greedy me.

18. Stadium Arcadium, RHCP's newest album

- *nudges Uncle Cheah* I reconsider your offer, I do, I do!

19. Switch, INXS' new album.

- Love JD's voice =D

20. Hm. Nothing else, really. Maybe I'm not THAT demanding anymore. 8-P


And that concludes my list of demands.
Hand the ransom over, or the prisoner dies. *evil cackle*

...wait, what prisoner?
=(


Song of the Day:

"The Call - The Backstreet Boys"

Some Stephanie trivia (as if I'm not conceited enough already): My favourite BSB song and video. So there.