XD Yi Ling!

Remember that day I said I'd post up a picture on your birthday?
But since blogger was being a brat that day, it didn't jadi.

So, I've taken the initiative to make up for that enormous disappointment.

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Meet Yi Ling!
- Simpsonized.

Hahahahaha! Damn fun lar this thing.
(And so boh liao XD)


Song of the Day:

"Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls"

When I saw the title of this song I thought to myself: What the hell does 'cha' mean?

On a more cheerful note...

I've been simpsonized!

Simpsonized conversation sister to sister, haha.
...More like sister to brother hor?
-_-''

Haha, it's such a fantastic time waster!
You just upload a pic, they simpsonize you, then you fine tune the final image.

I got the eyebrows, the nose, the eyes (a bit wrong,) the hair is almost there (but not really,) the necklace, the black t-shirt, the double piercing.

In fact, everything's there except the mouth!
There isn't a mouth like mine!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:'(

But otherwise it's pretty funny, haha.

GO NOW!

Simpsonize yourself!

Heehee.

I have awesome holy-shit-worthy hair wei!

I walked into the staff room yesterday, and a grand total of FIVE teachers were taken aback (Read: from shock to annoyance to total horror) by my hair.

HAHAHAHAHA It worked!
XD

I know, I know, I'm so pointless and childish to chop off my hair just to piss my teachers off for the final time.

Oh well. =P

The comments I got were mostly:

Mengapa tak seimbang?

Pendek sangat! Tak boleh la!

Melanggar peraturan ni...

Nampak macam lelaki la, mana boleh?!

Ish, macam ayam la.

LOL

Macam ayam!
Like a chicken!

Fantastic analogy, teacher.
It is so ironic that my hair used to be compared to a sarang burung by Puan Siva.

Now when I FINALLY get it cut...sarang burung menjadi ayam pula.
WTF HAHAHAHAHA!

My teacher asked me, all annoyed and stern:

"Apa ni rambut kamu? Mengapa pendek sangat, tak boleh la! Puan Norrizan sudah tengok rambut kamu belum?"

"Tak tau la. Cikgu semua macam ini, terlalu panjang tak suka, dahlah potong pendek juga tak suka!"

"..."

Who won? =/


Song of the Day:

"Showbiz - Muse"

Fantastic song, one of my favourites.

Whee~

I am now ready to forgive and forget!
*whistles*

I've completed my thorough detox (derage?) programme.
It goes something like this:

1. Put on my Marilyn Manson album (always good to listen to someone MORE bitter than you are)

2. Play the lamest game next to Solitaire - Spider Solitaire (and wallow in grief over the pathetic state I'm currently in)

3. Put on my Muse's Showbiz (and yowl along with that oh-so-emo-sounding Matt)

4. Go downstairs and play Mozart for an hour or so (I know the songs quite well, that I don't even pay attention to my playing - it's so robotic. I spend that time thinking.)

5. Watch 45 minutes of shallow, pointless booty-shaking MVs on tv while picking at my food.

Finally,
1 hour of DotA therapy with a favourite hero.

I love Razor, muax muax muax ^^
I lost, with a score of 7-7.

With most of the kills by the undefeatable late gamer - Naix.
They had a last minute leaver, so...

Heart (Leaver's item)
Basher
Buriz
Satanic
Battle Fury (Leaver's item)
Treads

I saw that and I was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN!
*vomits blood*

How do expect me to beat THAT?
Swt.

After that, my own Razor seemed quite puny (pathetic, actually) in comparison.

Butterfly (To escape the dreaded permabash)
Treads
Satanic
Buriz
1 pc TP scroll (lawl.)

I sold my Maelstrom to pay for the Satanic, which actually did me good against Sand King and PL, and it didn't work when Naix (6.48) was raging anyway.

By the way, Naix was super noob.
Great farmer, but a total idiot.
He actually got killed by my two remaining teammates - Dragon Knight and Tiny whilst in Raged form.

Zzz.
He was dealing 700+ crits, plus satanic activated and natural lifesteal - that's around 500+ health gained back per hit. And he FLED!

I repeat, Naix fled from my teammates with his ulti on.
...
Lol.

Did you get a good look at that gay build?
He should be able to take on any 3 heroes at once in his Raged form.
o_O''

Ah well.
Good to know someone's Naix is stupider than mine. =P
Even though he did a great job farming, it still doesn't count as a pro Naix.
*nyeh*

My darling Razor dk-ed Naix and PL - SK burrowed his way to escape.
Whee! I could still kill Naix before that idiot SK left.

I mean without SK's items - the heart and battle fury, we had the exact same items.

...Well swap his basher for my butterfly, then it'd be exactly the same.
And my butterfly nullifies his basher, so go figure.

My higher damage and aspd (cloud and satanic activated = extra 100% aspd/extra 20% damage/40% lifesteal: naix without effective permabash; do the math) beat his superior lifesteal to kingdom come.
Muahahaha!

Ok, I'm probably in a good mood cause my Razor kicked (scary, albeit noob) Naix ass.
Wahahaha, I'm so easily pleased XD

I should have skipped steps 1 to 5 and gone straight to DotA therapy.
Would have saved me a hellota time stressing.

When it's all over, it just comes down to me being a super DotA geek.
Oh well, I'm not angry anymore, so that's a good thing, right?
XD


Song of the Day:

"Down - Blink 182"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee~ I'm such a freak, el oh el.

-.-''

What can I say?
I woke up this morning still feeling pissed off.

Why is this angering me so badly?
I really don't know exactly, but a strong sense of deja vu tells me this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened to me.

So maybe this is merely pent up rage that I've been harbouring for years?
I don't know.

He messaged me with an apology again this morning - 3rd time? 4th?
But you know what?
Even as my brain tells me that it's enough, he's sorry, get over it - my heart is just so filled with resentment that I decided to be an utter bitch and not forgive him.
Yet, anyway.

I mean, if my forgiveness means SOMETHING to him, I can afford to let him squirm a little while more - and if it doesn't, well then fine by me, it saves my breath.

Last night I was feeling a little glad that I waited a while before continuing the post - it would have been a pile of total bullshit fueled by anger and filled with profanity otherwise.

Today, I feel that I shouldn't have written with so much hate.
Where did all this bitterness stem from anyway?

I'm still trying to pinpoint the main reason behind this astounding amount of ill-feeling.
And I can't.

Institutionalise me, anyone? -_-''

Well, that's it.
No more mister nice guy, I'm not going to be nice to anyone any more unless I see fit.
No more accepting tardiness.
No more accepting flakiness.
No more tolerating fickle-mindedness.

On that note, Yap, when are you gonig to fucking give back my book you borrowed FIVE YEARS AGO?

I'm sorry I had to ask again in this way...oh wait, I'm not, because the key word here is:

AGAIN

How many times have I asked in the past 5 freaking YEARS?
I don't think even Fish remembers.

Nevermind, nevermind.
Clean slate from now on.
Forget about the book - I'm not lending anyone my personal belongings anymore.

I still remember that in Form 1, this girl from another class back then - now in my class, and Fish absolutely hates her - borrowed my brand spanking new Seni text book.

And after weeks and months of harassing, she returned my text book.
At the end of the year.
After the syllabus was completed.
Some pages were torn and the book was falling to pieces.

...

Back then, I just wrote it off as another thoughtless act of the scum of society.
Now, I realise that these little things really DID piss me off, and still do - as I have just discovered.

You know when I say I refuse to let myself be bullied?

Well, what is this if it isn't called bullying?

That's the last straw.

No more lending money.
People still owe me cash.

No more lending books.
People still haven't returned them.

No more lending homework.
People just lose my book - 'oops, sorry!'

No more waiting for people.
They just come to you (an hour late) with an apology and no legitimate reason for being late - which is what I'm really after.

No more offering to help people with their work.
They don't appreciate it and it just wastes your time - I could be working on my weak subjects instead.

No more offering to do a favour for someone.
They just aren't thankful even if you spent 2 hours helping them - I could have played 2 rounds of DotA then.

No more listening out other people's troubles.
They just walk away, comforted - and did they even bother to ask ME how I felt that day?

No more, no more, no more.

I am sick of you people, all you do is take and take and take.
This is so fucking cliched - but I'm sick and tired of giving.

I AM thankful to the people who have helped me out of free will - like B, who spent 3 whole days TEACHING me chemistry, not revising, mind you, when she could have spent the time so much better.

Also others, which I'm not going to mention here, because if I talk any more, this is going to turn into a fucking EMO BLOG.

AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE EMO BLOGS.

And that would have to mean I hate myself.
Lawl.

And don't even THINK about leaving a comment telling me I'm blowing this out of proportion.
Just keep your fucking trap shut if that's all you can say.

ESPECIALLY from any of the guilty parties mentioned above.

Song of the Day:

"Long Hard Road Out Of Hell - Marilyn Manson"

They say you can tell how a person is feeling based on the songs he/she is listening to at the current time. Can you venture a guess?

I am so pissed off.

I cannot even remember the last time I was this angry.
I am so fucking pissed off I can't even breathe regularly.

No, I'm not even going to elaborate.
I'm just fuming.
Maybe I will talk about it later, when I am in a better state of mind.

When I'm in such a rage, I can barely think rationally, and all I can think of is grabbing him by the neck, pinning him to the wall and kicking him the balls.

= =

I deal with stress so well right?

So instead of resorting to violence I will express my anger in words.

***One hour later***

I feel a bit better now, but still fairly annoyed.

So, what happened was - I challenged one of my DotA friends to a 2v2.

Remember the guy I said I'd beat up (any time, anywhere) ?
Ha. That one.

I was feeling a bit tulan after dredging up old annoyances when I blogged the last post, so I somehow managed to twist a normal conversation into a DotA challenge. ^^

He picks a friend, I pick one - 2v2 match at it's simplest.
I thought 1v1 was a tad mean, so I told him to pick a friend (and he did pick the guy I thought he was gonna pick - who was fairly pro to balance it all out)

After that, I messaged my friend to come help kick some ass, and he said that he was up for it.

We all agreed on a time - 9 pm.

AND what really pissed me off was that at 9 pm, he wasn't there.

No, not the one I challenged.
My would-be teammate.

And THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF because this wasn't only me that he was making wait - my friend that I was supposed to duel with and also HIS friend which I have only spoken with once (to squeeze my phone number out of me = =)

I hate making strangers wait.
I don't like making my friends wait either, I feel bad, but at least I KNOW they'll forgive me - they're my friends right?

But making an utter stranger wait, that just makes me spiral into total embarassment and guilt - I mean, what kind of a first impression is this?

My duelling opponent was quite forgiving.

He told me it was fine, and it wasn't my fault, they'll wait, forget about his friend's anger, don't worry, yadda yadda yadda.

But I still felt this overwhelming sense of rage.
I felt it was my fault for not picking someone who would actually be on time.

And I was kind of pissed off at myself for being so angry at my friend.

What if he had an emergency?

I tried to be reasonable - there is absolutely NO justification for me to get so worked up over this small matter.

What if he was so exhausted he fell asleep at the keyboard?

I tried to chill out, but I was just fuming.
I hate, hate, HATE being stood up.

After an hour of trying to persuade my opponent and his friend to go on playing without me, I gave in to his requests and settled for a 1v1.

(I think his friend finally exploded with annoyance and will never talk to me again. Great.)

Which wasn't particularly satisfying.
...

I got first blood but was pawned by his creeps immediately after.
I went on to lvl 25 and a mega kill before I felt so guilty for bullying him that I ended the game out of mercy.

My Drow versus his Luna?
Aiyo.

When he told me he picked a fairly new hero, I immediately slapped myself mentally for choosing my darling Drow.

And he accused me of bullying him!
...
I did not. (Hence the mere mega kill = =;)

I did my standard Drow build:

Crystalys
Boots
BKB (exception for this case)
Butterfly
Upgraded boots to treads
Upgraded Crystalys to Buriz
Bought both the components for my HoT

Then, I felt a bit sickened and reached for the End Game button.

...After all that, I still felt really angry at my friend for not being there to carry out the 2v2 match.

(Again, this anger seems to be rather uncalled for when I look back at the situation now.)

What did my 1v1 prove?

That I'm a better DotA player?
I already knew that.

What's the point in all this crap?
I don't have to prove myself to anyone.

...
I just wanted a little fun to get back at the person who annoyed me by saying 'girls don't need muscles.'

=/

And what happened?
Let's see:

I got stood up.
I made my opponent wait for nearly and hour (even though I begged him not to.)
I made HIS friend get freaking upset about MY friend's tardiness - wait, scratch that - his NO SHOW.
I agreed to a fight that I knew I'd win.
I won.
I made him feel bad.
I feel horrible.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST THING ABOUT ALL THIS?

My friend just messaged me - a friend called him on the phone and he lost track of time.

...


Song of the Day:

"Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson"

Remind me not to ask any more favours from him.
He's not obliged to do me any favours, but if he didn't want to, he could just SAY so and be done with that.
At the end of the day, that's what really pisses me off.

My first clan invite XD

Some of you may have visited my blog in the last two days, only to be greeted by an army of bright yellow frogs.

Anyway, that is a hosting glitch where my uploaded file vanished into infinite cyber space.
I have tried re-uploading the background and recoding it into my template, but the frogs refused to go away.

So, for now, I have #ffffff-ed the background until I can fix the problem.
(#ffffff = html for the colour white)

***

Anyway, yesterday I received my first (DotA) clan invite.
...yay?

Should I be flattered?
Nah.

For one, it just seemed like he was trying to recruit any non-noob that he played with, so the invite really isn't saying anything about my DotA skills. XD

Which are really quite so-so.

Maybe Holy Shit! on a good day with a favourite hero, but I can have a 1:3 kills to death ratio on a really bad day.

Anyway, I really didn't want to join any clan as of yet, because:

1. I have to create a new account with the clan tag, and that would be troublesome.

2. Liability. Any mistakes I make (losing my temper, making noob mistakes) would be attributed to clan noobness, even if it was purely my fault. Do I want that on my conscience? =P

3. What's the point? Having a clan prefix does not make you any more revered (if you already are) or avoid getting called names (if you're a noob)

4. The clan name. Master of Dota sounds fairly smug, and that really wouldn't apply to me - Mistress of DotA, anyone? Hahaha.

[MoD] Chocolate_XD

Lol. The clan prefix looks kind of cool.
But I declined anyway, with a promise to play for their clan whenever they wanted me to.
Hey, I felt bad for being the only who turned down the invite that day ._.''

Here are my prerequisites for joining any clan:

1. I must know the clan master directly ^^

2. A unisex clan ID Hahahaha...I wouldn't join a clan with the name...say...lalaZ@i! or something...I can just imagine:

[Lal@Z] Chocolate_XD

O.M.G.L.O.L.

Hm. That's really about it.
I can't be picky about this, because I can't even say that I'm a pro - headhunted by clans.
Ha! If I were, then I can be as snobbish as I want! *thumbs nose*

But as it is, I'm just a slightly above average player that has a pleasant disposition *cough* and sporting personality *coughcoughCHOKE*

XD

Oh, and there is also the fact that I'm part of the rare 5% or less of the DotAing community that is a girl.

Ha.
It's hilarious how the DotA boys react to having their ass pawned by a girl.

Once, I randomed Lich for the first time and my lane enemy was a leaver.
So I messaged the other team to take him back immediately or I'd pawn his ass.

*cough* Sporting personality *cough*

The host messaged me back:

I love you
Lich is good player, if I gay I come find you ^^

I gave up a free first blood ok?
Because killing leavers are cheap! *frowns*

Anyhow, I messaged him back:

Luckily, I'm a girl lol

And then I punctuated my statement by pawning his ass. XD
Ha!

His reply?

...

I killed him another 7 times before he gave up and left the game.

Ouch, the fragile male ego took a real whopping there. XD

My team had leavers, so it was 2v4: Me and Pit Lord vs Nevermore, Anti-Mage and a couple of others

Pit Lord roots them, I ulti = GG-fied
^^

I think it is also safe to say that these DotAboys are on the endless prowl for a mate.
Upon discovering that I'm a girl, the guy who invited me to his clan immediately gave me his number.

"wanna play then msg me at xxx-xxxxxxx ok?"

XD This is my third phone number, willingly given.
It just makes me think guys are so easy - which may only hold true for the Malaysian DotAing community.
If only real life were so easy. Lol.

The first one gave me his number after my Streamyx abandoned me for the umpteenth time - and that month, I had the highest phone bill ever. -.-''

21 ringgit.
21 freaking ringgit!
That is a 300% increase from my normal account.
Screw postpaid XD
His credit bled dry and I reverted to the much more affordable method of communication - MSN.

The second one was much less satisfying.
He promised me a game of DotA and when he couldn't make it, asked his friend to message me on MSN for my number.

I refused.
His friend was fairly convincing, so I relented and gave it to him - with promises of death and doom if he tried anything funny.

Mistake. -.-''
I never gave my number again, lol.

It's not he's one of those perverts or anything, but he really annoyed me half to death with his 'teasing' sms-es - which, when ignored, prompted him to apologise and beseech me to 'don moody la.'

And when I replied that I'm perfectly fine, just annoyed, he won't believe me!

He goes on and on and on 'consoling' me in a manner that makes girls appear as the most emotionally fragile beings on earth and should be treated with utmost care lest we break down and cry with the slightest provocation.

"Gtg sleep, ttyl"

*attempts to flee from conversation*
"Ok, take care."
"You too."
"No need la!"
"Why?"
"I'm a boy, nothing one la..."
"So I have to take care, cause I'm a girl?"
"Yes, girls must take care of themselves, very dangerous nowadays..."
"I can take care of myself, thank you very much."
"Right...lol"
"-.-"

Then, we got into an argument about sports:

"Girls shouldn't learn to swim."
"Why?"
"No need la..."
"Why not? Helps build muscles what."
"Girls don't need muscles..."
"Why not? Then do guys need muscles?"
"Of course..."
"Why is that so?"
"Because guys have to take care of girls, that's why need muscles lo..."

Well, isn't THAT the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
You male chauvinist pig! *sticks out tongue*

I then told him I'd beat him up any time, any where.

He scoffed at me, and I told him I stood by my statement.

Ha.
Please identify the fine line between chivalry and sexism - and stay well behind it.

Yes, Den, I have learned from that and I will be a better judge of character from now on.
It may please you that I have yet to message this newest guy - 'come play!' - because I have decided to stick by online messaging which costs less...hey, it's absolutely free!

Sms-es are overrated.

If that weren't enough, there was this guy who confessed to my friend (the first guy, who was then pretending to a girl) that he liked me - the FIRST time we spoke.

Hahahaha, is that hilarious or what?
Isn't that so movie-worthy?

Love at first click!

*collapses laughing*

Anyway, my friend convinced me to forget him because:

1. He was gay-like

He gave me helpful pieces of advice, like the hours 10pm to 2 am are the hours where your skin rests and heals, and that red is generally too harsh a colour on girl's toenails, and also that soaking my nails in lemon juice helps remove stains and is nutritious for the nails.

Huh? Wtf?

2. He is stupider than a turtle (not my words =x)

By the end of the night, despite the fact that my friend's friendster profile is clearly male, he still believed that he was a girl. (Hehe, I'm using my bro's account! Lolz.)

Gullible is a word not found in the dictionary, and in his vocabulary.

o_o

Chris says that he will not be at all surprised if I found my boyfriend (through) playing DotA.
-.-''

That is NOT going to happen.
It just sounds so sad and pathetic!



Ok, let's say I DO get together with one of my DotA mates...what am I gonna tell my friends when they ask:

How did you guys first fall for each other?

"I liked his Raigor..."
"And her Drow was sooooo sexy!"

*giggles, hugs, smooches to friend's utter disgust*

LMAO XD
Don't I deserve better than that?!
*glares*

It makes me wonder how these people can expect to find their bf/gf through online gaming.
I mean, it IS possible, but what are the chances of your online fantasy becoming reality?

There are always the possibilities:

1. The cute girl you met online being a 45-year-old paedophile on the prowl for fresh young boys.

2. The person is totally, utterly different from their online character.

3. He/she lives 3 states away.

4. His/her friendster profile is totally fake, and the hot basketball-playing 16-year-old boy is actually a gangly, awkward 13-year old with a pronounced underbite and body odour.

I mean come on!
Do you really expect it to work out?

I met my boyfriend on Friendster and we're engaged now!

Be honest, how often are you going to hear that?


My friendster requests increased 5-fold (wow, how pathetic.) after I added pictures of myself. XD
The girls are schoolmates who have finally identified who I am, haha.
The boys are DotA-zais who I don't know at all. @.@
The last one is pretty hot, but I ain't adding him.

Yet, anyway. XD

And that concludes this post - bayleef wants to DotA, lol.

Anyone has successful I-met-my-boy/girl-online stories?

Care to share them with me?
Then I'll stop being such a skeptic, promise. =x
Until then, nuh-uh, nope, not gonna happen.

***

*Update: I came back to edit, and even as I type, this completely random person comes along...oh just read it, will you? I'm not even making this up.

*screenies convo*

Oh, if only you had tried harder...we could have been so perfect together.
*sighs*
Poor beng.
(Ok, to be fair, I was being intentionally difficult XD)

Should I change my avatar to a male one or what?
But my screen name is already screaming GIRL! and I can't change that, unfortunately.

(This is too coincidental...it's almost as if someone read this post and came to hunt me down and kacau me personally. Hahaha. If so, good one. =/)


Song of the Day:

"Stand Up - A Static Lullaby"

DotA > SPM

Did you know?

That weird hair gets you more ice cream?
XD

Nah, I'm just saying.

The difference between Aussie and Malaysian ice cream parlours is that Malaysian stores are wayyyy more generous than the ang moh one we visited in Aus.

The gelato shop on Lygon - Il Dolce Freddo or something that means sweet frog or something la - was packed when I was there.

I really wanted to try a sample of the...I forgot what flavour -.- Praline I think, so I waited until one of them was free before asking.

Just before that, my mom asked for a sample of the Pistachio Almond gelato, and they gave her a scoop (with not a very pleasant expression, I might add.)

Then when I asked, she just glared at me and said:

"I'm sorry, but we aren't supposed to give out samples..."

I would've been fine with it, if she didn't say it in this COMPLETELY condescending tone.

Like, 'wth these uncivilised Cheena people so thick skin one meh?'

Maybe I just terasa, but it felt that way to me.
-.-

I asked for one tiny sample and they go all OH NO I'M SO SORRY WE CAN'T DO THAT on me.
Bullshit la.
If I taste 1cm square of your precious gelato then you will go bankrupt one is it?
It's not like this was the 10th or 15th time that I asked for a free sample.

I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO YOUR DAMNED STORE BEFORE AND YOU CANNOT LAYAN ME ONE IS IT?

Pffffffffft.
If I don't know how good it is, how do I know whether I want to buy or not?
(...I can't believe I'm still pissed about it after almost a month -.-)

Ok. Deep breaths.
Fooooooooo~

In comparison, this gelato shop I went in Jusco Balakong was damn generous ok.
I was just walking past, glancing at their ice cream...

"Here! Try some!"

The salesgirl handed me a generous spoonful of After Eight Mint ice cream.
I smiled and took it.

"Mmm..."

*Looks at selection of ice cream*

"Here, try this!"

*Guy hands me a spoonful of grey ice cream*

...GREY OK!
But free one, what the hell, just eat.

"Sesame flavour."

BLEARGH OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING!
...Well, that's what I almost said, but I restrained myself.

I chewed on the spoon thoughtfully...and ANOTHER salesguy:

"Try this! Durian ice cream!"

I was like OOOOOOOOOOOO Durian!
That was the flavour we went to Freddo's for, but was sold out when we got there.
So I ate it and it was yummy!

The three salespeople were watching me, I presumed, to see my reaction.
So I obliged and put on my ^^ face.

I was like, o_O why their service so good one?
I mean I was just walking past, indifferently and they just asked me to eat their ice cream.

(I mean, I DID go there to get ice cream, but mom hadn't arrived yet so I wasn't really even looking at their ice cream, just passing by - chasing my nephew -.-)

Then they gave me another flavour - praline or caramel or something sweet, forgot the name - and I was just going WHEE! internally.

Until I saw them nudging each other and jerking their heads toward my hair.
...

They called me over so they could check out my hair. -.-
WALAOEH!
My hair got me free ice cream ok?
Wooot~ Geng or not?
=x

So I made their day and bought a cup of BLUE ice cream (which I intended to buy anyway - after my nephew had one.)

They all smiled and the cashier was like:

"Enjoy your day!"

=3
So cheerful.
It made my day.
It's Fruito Gelato or something like that - next to Jusco.
(Balakong...Cheras?)
Go go go try! Especially Ling or anyone with 'special' hair! XD

I love the Malaysian hospitality. =)
(Probably the only thing I love about Malaysia, ahahaha)


Song of the Day:

"Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day"

No they don't!
(Thanks for the spellcheck Den =P)

God says No.

To DotA.
It's been fated!

Do you even know what I was doing 2 minutes ago?

...

I was playing freaking SPIDER SOLITAIRE with my left hand!

Zzz.
My right hand is somewhat malfunctioning.
I think I pulled a muscle/nerve sometime before dinner and I had to spoon rice into my mouth with only one hand - my non-dominant hand at that.

It really, really hurts.
I don't really mind pain so much - but if I can avoid it, I will.
And I'm not risking any (further?) muscle or nerve damage THIS close to SPM.

I can barely type as it is - I'm using my right hand to space, enter and type a couple of letters only -.-

I'm even using the mouse with my left hand (hey, I'm not bad at it either!)
But I CANNOT play DotA!

No!
No!
NONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure as hell I can move the mouse with my righty, but I can't CLICK on anything lest I release a fresh spasm of pain right across my palm.

Oh my god!
I'm crippled!
T.T

I just checked, and I can't WRITE.
Zzz.
Exam on Monday ok?
Maybe they'll let me use a laptop... ^^

PRAY that I recover by tomorrow please please please please?
*puppy dog face*

...lol, a puppy pit bull, maybe.
I look kind of like a boy now too -.-
I swear, a girl was checking me out today.

...
Har.
Har.
Har.
I love you too.

._.'' ANYWAY please let my hand recover soon.
I need my DotA fix!
I have to revise my Sejarah! (Which requires writing to get anything into my brain)


Song of the Day:

"Extraordinary Girl - Green Day"

Ouch la! *annoyed* -.-''

Ah Bengs arrrrrrr...

*Warning: DotA post =x

Listen to this and tell me if you've heard of anything more ridiculous = =

So I was playing Rikimaru (for the umpteenth time: every -ap game until I get Godlike =/) and my teammates were:

Lina
Magina
Darkterror

I can't seem to remember the last one, so he can't be too important XD

And we were facing a clan of:

Raigor
Rylai
Crixalis
Harbinger
Traxex (my bao bei! T.T)

FOUR aoe spells ok.
-.-
More than enough to kill a tofu 2k life Rikimaru.

Ohohokay back to the topic. -.-

Darkterror was a semi-noob.
Not a total noob in the sense that he could still deny and not rush into battles and die.

But still a noob because he had no brains whatsoever (besides being able to do the above BASIC things) :

1. He died first. (Sentinel killed him)

2. He died second. (First blood.)

3. He was my lane partner against Rylai and Harbinger. (Useless at it, I might say. I tried to save him but it's like he's ASKING to be killed.)

4. Doesn't know when to back off when everyone is missing. (Even when we tell him to.)

5. He blames people for ks-ing him. (When they didn't.)

6. He throws a hissy fit and deems it necessary to complain to the opposing team when someone DOES ks him. (Sure sign of Ah Beng patented idiocy - scold us? Fine. Have you heard of NOT airing your dirty laundry in public?)

But the icing on the cake was when he COULDN'T kill the enemy (one on one, I might add) and said:

*dies*

[All]
"SOHAI RIKI TOLD HIM TO GIVE ME HIS BUTTERFLY BUT HE DUN WAN! IF NOT I CAN KILL YOU ALL LER!"

[Allies]
"I'm not giving you my btf."

[Allies]
"GIVE ME LA THEN I CAN KILL PEOPLE! SOHAI RIKI"

[Allies]
"I also can kill. With MY butterfly"

*dies again*

[Allies]
"NOOB I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME BTF YOU DOWAN. SEE I DIE LER!"

[Allies]
"Wtf it's mine and I need it to kill. And I can kill more than you in fact."

*dies yet again*

[All]
"SEE LA MY TEAM ALL NOOB DE. NOOBTEAM KEEP KSING ME USELESS DUN LET ME FARM"

[All]
"You're just embarassing yourself."

[All]
"SOHAI!"
*curses some more and finally leaves*

LOL! Hahahaha what kind of asshole would ask me to give him my core item that I FARMED MY ASS OFF FOR?

-.-

Core item man!

No Butterfly = No agility = No backstab damage = No kills = No evasion = Drow owns me = I die

Lol. Give him my butterfly? What the @*#&?!

By the way, to prove that he's the real noob (and not me XD) the game ended with this score:

Darkterror

4 kills -12 deaths

Rikimaru

9 kills -1 death

Go figure.

AND he took my aegis. If not I would have gotten my Godlike streak and then I can retire Rikimaru from my training list. =/

*Note: The idiot's Caps may have been exaggerated, and my punctuation may not have been that accurate (But the grammar is always fine ^^)


Song of the Day:

"I Don't Wanna Be - Gavin DeGraw"

Ish. Noobcakes. XD

Happy Birthday Yap!

Happy sucky seventeenth Yap!

Actually I was gonna blog about DotA, then I looked at the time and I thought that could wait until the next post =x

[insert picture of Ling here]

Blogger is being a bitch.
Will upload tomorrow when the server's less crammed -.-


Song of the Day:

"Happy Birthday - Stephanie"

Dare you hear me sing it? Ahahahaahah!

A day in Stephanie's life

*groan*

Song of the Day:

"Hedwig's Theme - John Williams"

The miracle that is MS Paint. -.-''

Ooooooooooh~

I'm so annoyed!

It's not the hair - the hair's fine.
It's So. Damn. Short.
And I'm loving it!
It's so short the back of my neck's shaved and the hair at the back is 1.5 cm long, max.

Hahaha.
But I cannot wear glasses in this haircut.
I'd look like a freaking geek.
O-O [glasses =/]

Oh well, I'm gonna have some ends snipped off tomorrow and it'll be all done.
It didn't turn out exactly the way I wanted it to...but aiyah, it's ok la.
Let's just say I won't be looking a bit feminine for at least 6 months.

Plus, it's not much difference from the hair I used to have. -.- (Damn!)

Anyway.

Back to my dulanness.
I don't even know why I feel so annoyed - ok wait, I do.
But the things I'm annoyed at are things I SHOULDN'T be annoyed at, and I don't know WHY I'm annoyed at it.

...I don't think that made much sense...
(I think I read Rebecca's blog too much, hahaha =P)

-.-

But anyway.
One of the main factors is DotA.
(OMG STEPH'S ANNOYED AT DOTA OMGWTFBBQ MIRACLE!!!one!111shift1one!!!)

Swt.
Not really la.
I'm just annoyed that people I met online and...befriended, can LEAVE A FREAKING GAME JUST CAUSE THEY FREAKING FED!

You fed, so what?
What the fuck man.
If you only play to win, then DON'T PLAY AT ALL LA!

Some more dare to message me after that - sry la, no mood to play liao, see you, miss you - blablabla.

Oh my freaking GOSH CAN YOU NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?
No mood to play also stay la!
For my sake!
You should know by now that I really REALLY hate people who leave!

1. Don't apologise for doing something you MEANT to do. If you're gonna feel sorry about doing something, DON'T DO IT. Period.

2. No mood to play? What the hell, then don't play in the first place la! Just tell me - I'm not going to force you into it, ok? Please don't feel 'obliged' because I might get 'lonely' playing without friends at night. I'd rather play alone than play with you for half an hour and struggle to survive for the rest of the game cause you 'suddenly no mood liao la.'

3. Miss me? Don't fucking lie, ok? I really hate it when people throw in parting words like that - as if it could somehow make me feel happier. Miss me? MISS ME? I'll show you what missing me will be like! *deletes off contact list* THERE? HAPPY?

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*bursts out laughing*

Oh my god, I sounded like a total bitch! XD

But that's what a blog is for, right?
I'll just rant and laugh at myself for what a brat I was. o_o

*Sorry boy, if you're reading this, you just really pissed me off back there.
You're forgiven.


Song of the Day:

"Stronger - Britney Spears"

It's Britney, bitch!
(Nothing like pure pop to calm you down -.-)

Opinions before the plunge:

Ok, so I'm having a haircut tomorrow.

Right now my hair is side-parted with the ends just grazing my shoulders.

I was wondering:

1. Hack off:
a) A couple of inches
b) Half an inch to kill the split ends

2. If I should:
a) Get a fringe
b) Leave the side part the way it is

3. If I choose 2 a)
Do I cut my fringe:

a) Straight across
b) Short at one end, longer at the other

4. If I choose 3 b)
I should start with one end of the fringe at eyebrow height, and the other end will be:

a) Chin length
b) Cheekbone length

5. After SPM, should I:

a) Dye my hair
b) Leave it the way it is

6. If I choose 5 a)
I should dye it (streaks only:)

a) Purple
b) Red

***

o_O Ah, the dillemas of my life.
Vote, please?
Yes, I know it is rather troublesome, but I'd appreciate it a lot, thank you.
(But I'll probably ignore your advice, and hack it all off anyway. =/ But just vote cause you love me! =P)


Song of the Day:

"Candyman - Christina Aguilera"

Red, blonde, brunette. XD

Ouch la.

I've noticed when most guys say 'hi,' it's normally accompanied by a physical gesture.

Like punching me in the arm.
Or clapping a hand on my shoulder.
Or nudging me in the side (if we're around the same height.)
Or offering a high five.
Or better, offering a completely foreign handshake that lasts 10 seconds and ends with us ramming our shoulders together and slapping each other on the back.

=/

I do find it amusing, but I still wonder why.
I mean, I don't mind as far as it doesn't hurt = =

Imagine la, one of my friends says hi to Sui Yi.

"Hey girl!"
*punch*

"OMG OWOWOW WHAT THE HELL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU HIT ME FOR?"
*starts sobbing*

"Er."
*panics and flees*

Kla, I'm playing only la Sui. =P

Playing?
Yes.
Kidding?
Maybe.

Ahaha.
Most girls in comparison are less physical.

Normally, it's just a simple 'hi!'

Occasionally accompanied with a gentle pat on the arm (DEFINITELY not pain-inducing) or a playful push on the shoulder.

Do girls just posess more self-restraint or do guys just like hitting people?

*wonders*

One thing I like about guys is when they pat me on the shoulder they don't flinch and go:

"OMG OW! Your shoulder ah? Damn skinny la you! Never eat meh? Must put on some weight leh!"

Blah blah blah.
Instead, they just go:

"Yo, whassup girl?"

Ah.
There are times when I just love guys.
This has happened at least 3 times already (since I started counting.)
So I'm not even making it up. -.-''

So guys, care to tell me what's with the hitting and punching?
=/
I wanna knowwwwww.
Damn curious leh.

Maybe it's to make sure he gets the person's attention.
But I wouldn't know.
(I've stopped slapping people on the back when I greet them when I nearly reduced Sui to tears doing that once. =P)

Sowwee Sui, I'm kidding la. =P
I still love you? XD


Song of the Day:

"Enter Sandman - Metallica"

Exit light.
Enter night.

Timing is the key...

...to gaining weight.

I read somewhere that your brain takes 20 minutes to receive the message from the stomach that it's full and to tell you to stop eating.

So my new tactic to overcome this is to stuff myself as much as I can under 20 minutes.

=/

I tried hard tonight at my cousin (Ivy's) birthday dinner at Purple Cane.
I figured I wouldn't miss much because I don't really like Chinese food (especially tea) so I could afford to gobble.

So gobble I did.

It may not seem much to you, but I had:

- 1 bowl of tea rice
- 1 serving of honey glazed chicken
- 2 servings of herbal chicken
- 1 giant prawn fried in egg
- 1 slice of egg tofu
- 1 bowl of fish soup which contained 2 pieces of fish, 2 black mushrooms, 1 clump of straw mushrooms, 1 crab stick, 3 pieces of cabbage, 1 piece of baby corn, 2 chunks of carrots
- 1 glass of ice lemon green tea (which was yellow in colour)
- 1 bowl of almond jelly in tea
- 1 slice of chocolate cake with fruit (I licked the icing clean)

Maybe this is the amount you normally eat, but I'm pretty darn proud of myself for managing to stuff so much (by my standards) food into my shrunken tummy.

Considering what I normally have at home is:
- 1 plate of white rice
- 1 piece of chicken (yes, only one,)
- 1 spoonful of vegetables (occasionally)
- 1/2 glass of water

=/

Hell, I feel rather nauseous now due to the abnormally large amount of food, (my poor stomach T.T) but woo it paid off all right!

The moment I reached home (after turning the comp on of course) I ran excitedly to the weighing scale.

Now it reads 45.5 kg!

HA!

An increment of one entire kg!
Lol!

Whee~

3.5 kg to go and Yi Ling loses.
Period.
^^

But I have to keep the weight on. = =
(But it'll probably be gone by tomorrow morning, considering my super gay metabolism rate -.-'')

...Which means more gluttony to come!
Ish. I feel fat NOW.
Let's just say what was once concave is now convex.
=x

***For all the super blur people:***

*points obviously at tummy*

Duh.

*rolls eyeballs*

Now.
Let's just see if Yap can keep those 2 kgs (of water weight =P) off.

Strawberry fondue!
*licks lips*

*smirk*


Song of the Day:

"Hysteria - Muse"

Lalala...what am I gonna eat tomorrow? =)

A piece of advice...

You may want to consider going for the Arts stream.
Just a thought.


Special thanks to the junior who heeded my request and refrained from erasing the pic before I got a camera to it today. Kayla, you're not all brats after all. =P *patronising pat on the head*

(P.s. You KNOW there's something wrong when someone says they have a crush on a suicidal caricature. *snickers*)


Song of the Day:

"Moondance - Nightwish"

Add maths...aiyoyoyo.

Tagged by Charles

A - AVAILABLE?: Yes (Is it safer to say no? No then. Haha.)

B - BEST SPORT?: DotA! Yes, it is a sport. They have worldwide DotA championships ok!

The basher was an experimental item. Can't remember how effective it was but I never put it in my item build after that...so yeah. MKB would be a better choice. Pure damage ftw!

C - CRUSH?: That guy on the billboard in the basement of Sogo...nahah, just kidding. =P

D - DOGS NAME?: Lucky, Twinkle and Beary.

Lucky.

Beary and Twinkle.

E - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO?: Myself.

F - FAV. COLOR?: Pink, purple, black, red. (Yes I can count, need not point it out to me.)

G - GADGET YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: iPod, I guess. Or my camera. Or my DSL. Or all of them. =/

H - HOMETOWN?: KL.

I - INSTRUMENT?: Piano and guitar.


J - FAVOURITE JUICE?: Mango.

K - KIND OF MUSIC?: Anything upbeat.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE?: To Terengganu I think. 7 bloody hours =.=

M - MILK FLAVOR?: Chocolate =D Only good quality ones will do.

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?: 1

Dennnnn!

O - ONE WISH?: To find out what I'm good at in life, and be successful doing it as a career ^^

P - PHOBIA/FEARS?: Being alone in life. =/ Lol, but that's the way it is.

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE?:

"I'll do it tomorrow."

The next day.

"Ok, it's tomorrow already. Do it."
"No smart ass, it's not tomorrow, it's today. I'll do it tomorrow."
"..."

R - REASON TO SMILE?: So people stop calling you a snob. (And start saying you're sarcastic.)

"Smile!"
"I AM smiling!"
"No you're not."
"Am too."
"Are not."
"Are too!"

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?: When the Sun Goes Down by the Arctic Monkeys.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?: 6.25 am as usual =)

U - UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME?: If I say it, then it won't be valid anymore.

V - VEGETABLE YOU DONT LIKE?: Okra (Den's favourite!)

W - WORST HABIT?: Procrastination + laziness

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?: My back (scoliosis) and my jaw (for braces)

Y - YUMMY FOOD?: Strawberry fondue!

It looks a little less than delectable as the chocolate had already frozen in the cold weather.

Z - ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN?: Gemini

No one is tagged.
(But if you want to do it, by all means, go ahead. =x)


Song of the Day:

"Fake Tales of San Francisco - The Arctic Monkeys"

San Francisco, ok. New york, YES YES YES!

Photo tag

The most recent picture of you:

When was this taken?
Last Friday. Since I promised Yap I wouldn't post it up...well I did, so I tried to ease the guilt by doing some heavy photoshop. ^^ Lol, your skin nicer than mine liao wor. =/

Who took it?
From the angle of my shoulder...I did.

Where was it taken?
In Den's room.

A picture of you making a peace sign:


Is this picture in color?
Yes. (Omg and I was saying to myself 'YUCK! I never EVER pose with a peace sign!' ...I searched...and here I go -.-)

Are your nails painted in the picture?
Nope. If I paint my nails they get brittle.

A picture of you with a friend:

Who are you with?
Chris! I just realised I have never posted a picture of her in my blog before...not that you can see her face properly...but nevermind! I'll take a nice one when she comes back from India ya? =)

A picture of you in a weird/random place:

Runrunrun for your life!

Where were you?
In front of the entrance to Melbourne's Botanical Gardens.

Who took the picture?
My mom! In the rain! Hahaha...

A picture of you in black and white:

Don't ask what made me pose like that. -.-''

Did you edit this picture to black and white or did you take it like that?
Camera. That's why it sucks. It's more like Black and Gray.

Do you like black and white or color pictures better?
I like them in colour. =)

A picture of you with your hair up:

Forgot all about this one.
I dug, dug, dug hard for it!

Do you like your hair up?
Kind of. But I still prefer short hair. (And YES you've seen the picture of me in pigtails before, I'm not gonna put you through that horror again. = =)

Is it in a ponytail, pigtails, etc.?
Ponytail.

A picture of you with a WEIRD face:

...

Is your face more funny or just straight up scary?
...I think I was high. Den is right. *nodnod*

A picture of you wearing a black colored shirt:

High cut vs Low cut.
Aiyo. Low cut still wins. =/

A picture of you wearing a red colored shirt:

And I never wore those pants again.

A picture of you wearing a green colored shirt:

Had to look through old, old, old photos to find this. See? Spot is still clean!

A picture of you with your halloween costume:
Pity we don't celebrate halloween here...I wanna be a vampire! XD

Rawr!

A picture of you with your mouth open:


Why is your mouth open?
Camwhoring la! =P

Tag:

Denise
JL
Khai

No excuses! You must do it or I will hound you for the rest of your camwhoring lives! =P

And there was a hellota photoshop involved here.
See if you can spot the 'fixed' areas. =P
(Yi Ling! You made me work so hard! I have like 4000 photos ok? And I had to sift through ALL to get these. -.-'')


Song of the Day:

"Same Direction - Hoobastank"

And some embarassing pictures too. Urghhh. o_o''