Fort Minor!

Ok, I'm done ranting. On a happier note: Fort Minor in 28 hours and 20 minutes!

Ok, so the concert might start late, considering the SP one started almost 2 hours late.

But I'm still happy! I've got free tickets! I've got a giant sized promo poster! I'm skipping ko-ko tomorrow just to head over to Calvin Onn's house. His mom'll fetch me to the concert! Yippee!

I hope Uncle Cheah'll be there. Then I can beg him to get us backstage, heehee. =D

I've been waiting for a year for the FM CD to come out, being an avid Linkin Park fan. Hey, everyone should be in awe of Mike. The greatest writer EVA! Hahaha...

I'm being redundant, but I'M SO HAPPY! *skips around in glee*

When I saw the 'Believe Me' video clip on telly, my jaw just slacked. ZOMG IS THAT MIKE?? I wanted to scream. Fort Minor's finally here! Yay! Same thing happened with the 'Home Sweet Home' video with Motley Crue. =D That was me:

O_O Chester? *runs and hugs TV*

Ok, I'm a bit wonky, but I love his voice so much. Even if other people say that his voice is like a dog with laryngitis (whatever that is) that's been run over. IMBECILES! Do you not see the greatness of Linkin Park?

Even though Joe is getting fatter and fatter everytime I see him. =P

Ok, post ending here. Go listen to the FM CD. All music to my ears. Which it is.

I hate little kids

You see, last Sunday we had a 'cham cha' ceremony at my house as my cousin's married. So we had lots of little kids over. Some are my cousins, and some are children of parent's friends.

But they all have one thing in common:
I HATE THEM ALL!!!

God, they pissed me off so much I was fuming. If this were a cartoon, My face'd be scarlet and I'd have smoke coming out of ears and nose. Oh, and all of this would be accompanied with a nice, deafening, everlasting train whistle.

For one thing, to keep them occupied, I lent my two of my guy cousin's my GBA. I thought they'd be old enough to understand, 'Yes, you can play, but DO NOT save the game.'

Yup, you're right. They fucking saved the game.

THANK GOD I gave my precious Torchic an everstone, or it wouldn't even BE Torchic anymore. For all of you out there who aren't pokemaniacs, an everstone is given to a pokemon you do not want to evolve. And when pokemon evolve they become uglier and in this case weaker. WEAKER! Bah!

My undefeated streak would be broken. Idiots!

In another case, these two little guys (yes, all the offenders are boys) jumped onto the teak bench in the dining and bloody BROKE it! Cracked it clean down the joint! DAMN!

No wonder my parents were pissed. Their parents ought to be shot, for being unable to control their kids. And these two bastards were the same two who lifted one of my toys the last time the came over.

When my parents questioned them, they had the cheek to say,

"That jie-jie gave to me one!"

Wtf?!

Gah. Guess what else they did? The two, along with two of my cousins, snuck into the exercise/store room. I told them not to, but they just laughed in my face. How rude. I glanced at my mom, but she just shrugged.

A couple minutes later, the ran out giggling like maniacs.

The next day, (oh God, you're not going to like this, Den) I went into the room and found a THOUSAND piece fixed jigsaw puzzle in tiny pieces. Crap! I TOLD mom to get it framed. Well, there goes your 2-days work, Den.

And guess what? If that was not enough, my guitar pick is gone. MY FAVOURITE, BELOVED PURPLE GUITAR PICK IS GONE!!! *cry* I am a hundred percent sure they took it. But my parents called them up and they denied it fully.

I saw the pick right before the guests came. Don't blame me for not keeping it, because I was bathing upstairs when these two obnoxious fuckers arrived. They were banging around the piano, and I'm sure, like the last time, they were smashing up my guitar books. My pick was kept with the books.

-They stole something before
-They were destroying my guitar book and generally spending half the night in that area
-Their reputaton precedes them

So what other conclusion can you expect me to make?

Shit. Guitar class in 2 hours. What am I supposed to do???

Author's note: Sorry, I don't normally curse in bulk. But I am very, very pissed. You must understand.

Of dental hygiene and logic

How many times do YOU brush your teeth a day?

'Brush right after you wake up, and before you go to sleep,' that's what parents normally say.

Well, I'm sorry, but I think that's bullshit. o:-) Oh no, I'm not insulting your mommy and daddy...I'm just pointing out the absence of logic in that statement.

To me, brushing before you sleep makes sense, since you don't want the bacteria to attack your teeth while you're catching your Zs.

But right after you wake up? NO FREAKING WAY! I just woke up, right? And I brushed before I slept, so what exactly happened the space of that 8 hours of sleep? (5 hours, in my case)

...nothing.

That's right, nothing. Well, other than snoring and drooling. And I don't think my teeth are going to rot and fall out because of my saliva.

So why are we asked to brush in the morning?

Only God knows.

Anyway, today my mom and I were arguing on the way to the dentist. She was horrified when I said I didn't brush my teeth this morning.

Mom: "What? You're saying you didn't brush your teeth? You must brush in the morning, it's very important!"

Me: "Uh, why? I brush right before I sleep and takkan you say that my teeth will rot because of my saliva! If that's the case, why do we have saliva in the first place?"

*Mom changes subject*

Mom:"I pay 6k for your braces, you know? The least you can do is take care of your teeth! Did you know that nowadays one filling costs 90 ringgit? After your teeth decay then how?"

Me:"Puh-lease. My last cavity was ages ago. Besides, the last time I've brushed twice a day is since I was...*ponders for a while*...hey? I can't remember!"

Mom: *pengsan*

Well, she didn't really faint, but that was the gist of our conversation. I know, I know, you guys must be going 'EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!' right now. But heck, I'm sure there were days when you couldn't be stuffed to pick up that toothbrush after a long and sweaty day at school. At least I brush once a day!

Anyhow, I reached the dentist about 10 minutes after that. The dentist tweaked a couple of wires and stared thoughtfully at my teeth.

"Hmm, it's straight now, don't you think?" She asked her assistant. Maznah nodded.

So she pulled out a couple of wires with one of those scary plier thingies and mumbled something under her breath. That silly mask that dentists wear kinda muffled her voice.

"Gd brshng..."

"Excuse me?" I stare blankly.

"I said your brushing is good." She smiled. "Excellent brushing!"

EXCELLENT BRUSHING!!! =D I almost exploded in glee.

You see? My teeth are fine! I brush once a day and my teeth are fine! Not even fine, but EXCELLENT at that! Take that, you I-brush-twice-a-day-and-I'm-so-darned-proud-people! In your face!

*laughs hysterically* xD

DS Lite?

Recently there have been rumours that Nintendo will be launching a certain handheld - the DS Lite.

Though I hate the word 'lite', which I don't think is a word in the first place, and sounds like a stupid diet drink, this one seems intriguing.

There's no official word from Nintendo yet, so thanks Yap for telling me about it! Apparently, there are people who think the Lite is a prank pulled by some clever Photoshoppers, since Nintendo has denied the remodelling of the DS.


Sleek, and obviously Apple-inspired. Where else would you get the white opaque plastic which looks oh-so-scratchable?

Mmm, can you say 'Honey I Shrunk The DS'?

DS Specs
Length: 84.7 mm
Width: 148.7 mm
Height: 28.9 mm
Weight: 275g

DS Lite Specs
Length: 73.9 mm
Width: 133 mm
Height: 21.5 mm
Weight: 218g

So basically, it's a smaller, lighter, sleeker version of the current DS.

I really hope they come out in pink.

Or I can very well kiss my all-pink accessory dream goodbye, because I'm definitely picking this over the DS.

iPod mini - Poddie: Pink
Camera - Cammie: Pink
Handphone - Unnamed (Anferny, perhaps?): I uh, disastrously varnished it pink...but hey, at least it matches!
Gameboy: ?

I'll wait for the official launch and check out some reviews...as well as the price. Boy, am I glad that cranky store-owner didn't bring in the Candy Pink DS, and that my parents refused to buy it from anywhere else, or I'd be sitting here feeling horrible right now. ;o)

Since my parents decided to buy the DS for me, instead of letting me pay for it out of my ang pow money, I'll probably have to pay the difference, as this is probably going to cost more.

But I'll gladly pay!!!

...as long as they come out with pink, of course. =D

Cis! Berani kau!

*smacks blogger*

I've been wondering why people seem to have vanished off the face of my blog. Then I asked Wing Yie why she left me a message on MSN instead of leaving it here.

Turns out blogger disabled anonymous comments! Without notifying me!

Cis! I sedang marah, lu tau?

Anyway, I have re-enabled it already...so post away! You can even be nameless =P

But preferably not.

And crap, JLWY says that my dream guy is too perfect. And I thought my standards were low already, considering how low-maintainence I am. I mean, buy me a Cadbury Boost and I'm the angel of forgiveness already...what more can you want? 0:-)

Haha.

I spent a few days trying annoying people, talking like a dimbo - that's Stephanie speak for a dumb bimbo, which is redundant, but it sounds cool anyway - and now I sound like a dimbo all the time!

ZOMG, lyk, NOOO!!!

This is like, totally too much to bear! I'm so, soooooooooooo dead, lyk, I mean, what if you peeps don't read my blog anymore?? :'( That's so, like, NOT awesome dawg.








Oh man. Carbonated drinks DO get me high.

Fort Minor in 4 days! Awesome! Who else is going? I need a lift. o_O

Kongsi Raya

Every year at school, normally after CNY, they have this day called Kongsi Raya. I think it's for the Chinese and Malay people to share their CNY and Awal Muharam with the Indians. Or something like that.

Normally, I'd be sick/ponteng/decide not to go...which is also ponteng. But this year I decided to be a good girl and go!

My Cammie died-ed, so I took Den's Nikon to school with me. Since I'm lazy to type, I'll let pictures tell the story. ;o) Pictures are worth a thousand words mah. =D

Our yummy junk food!

Our impressive army of tooth-rotting soft drinks 8-D

Our class had a feud with a junior class over the class decorations, so I would like to jump at this oppurtunity to poke a little fun at their 'decor'.

Their very wise motto.

Exercise for the day: Spot the error

Our gorgeous timetable...

...which makes our junior's timetable seem like something that was picked out of a kindergarten trashcan.

Nyahaha! Enough with the spite now...I'll get on with the pics.

The person who was supposed to bring the plates and cups was very kiam siap, so everyone had only one of each. =( Our names were written on the bottom of said plates and cups.

Though I don't really see what the purpose of this is, since no one in their sane mind is going to eat off a dirty plate/drink from a used cup. And how are you going to stop us from taking another plate/cup? Even super-monitor can't keep track of the actions of 35+ students. Whatcha gonna do, huh?

Sarah (I think it was her) personalizing my cup.

Our plates and cups!

Behaviour I simply don't understand, and probably never will...

Why do people do homework on the day where you are actually SUPPOSED to party?

Oh yeah, I remember. Our bio lab report was due that day! *gasp* Oh well...what I'd rather be doing is...

...attacking the food!!!

Top: Student's food
Bottom: Teacher's food

I am so enjoying the unfairness of it all. Or wait, adults always say "Must eat healthy food! Very good for you one!"

So are we not doing them a favour? Muahahaha!

Mmm...good food =D

Also Tesy-approved!

The KPC wanted to see what her next-door neighbours were doing...

...eating!

I was feeling above-average, until I caught sight of this:

Cheap radio + Hilary Duff + Ashlee Simpson = AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Needless to say, I departed shortly after the squawking started.

Wait, WAIT! This just in:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Escaped from maximum-security prison: Three death-row lunatics!
Reward for capture, dead or alive: One chocolate bar per convict captured!

Left to right: Sick Sabrina, Krazy Kam, Loony Lu
Have you seen them?

And our heroine Stephanie set off on the great hunt.

Captured: Krazy Kam

One down, two to go!

Captured: Loony Lu

Caught raiding the class chocolate supply...2 down, 1 to go!

Captured: Sick Sabrina

When asked to comment, she simply made the above face. Say nyeh to the electric chair, muahaha!!!

Who shall be executed first? We shall start with the unidentical twins Sabrina the Silly and kam the Krackhead

Their last moments:

Heehee, you captured us, so what?

Wait, what do you mean death row...?

The reality sinks in...

Smile huge Kam! This is gonna be your last photo!

OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!

What an appropriate statement...

Uh-oh. has anyone watched The Ring lately?

D-8

Oh great! Not Loony Lu too!

Looks like, we won't be needing the electric chair after all...

Watch out! Samara's coming to get you!

Three down, none to go.

Now where are my chocolate bars?! =O

THE END.

Valentine's Day...

...is so far the crappiest day in my life. Not that I don't have a Valentine la. I mean, I don't, but that's not why it's so crappy. It's just that I'm very, very sick today as it is 'that time of the month', you know and my exam starts in TWO days! Just the day to fall sick. T_T

Anyway, with the Valentine's spirit in the air, I'm gonna post my requirements for a boyfriend here for the hell of it. ^^ Maybe I could use it in about...5 years? Haha, or maybe 3, since that's when my sis got her first boyfriend and I don't wanna lose to her. =P K /d lah...so anyway guys, these are my expectations.

1. You must not already have a girlfriend. Not interested in being your dirty little secret.

2. You must totally devoted to me and only me. Hah!

3. You must not have anything, ANYTHING at all against pokemon. Or at least, pretend not to.

4. You must not have any male chauvinist pigs as your friends.

5. You must not have had a partner in the past 2 months, lest you are on rebound.

6. You MUST remember to call/message/wish me on my birthday. This rule must not be
violated.

7. You must like dogs. And must have at least 2/3 of my dogs approve of you.

8. You must be able to have a least one of these skills:

i. Able to play football decently.
ii. Same for basketball.
iii. Loves and is a whiz at pokemon, but is not overly obsessed like some people I know.
iv. Able to skateboard without falling down within the first 5 minutes.
v. Able to play practically any game on the PS. Must not lose to me on Streetfighter.
vi. Able to ride a bike, God knows I have to learn soon before my head gets all wonky and I lose my sense of balance.
vii. Able to ice-skate without clinging to the sides of the rink.

Because, as your initiation, you must be able, or be at least semi-successful in teaching me to do any one of the above things.

9. You must understand my eating habits. When I say I want chocolate, I mean it.

10. You must not make any negative comments about my haircut, any time, any place.

11. You must not have an unhealthy obsession over hair-gel. For I do not want my future husband (should it come to that) to be stark bald.

12. You must not have anything against Linkin Park or I will punish you by dragging you to every concert they have in Malaysia.

13. You must at least reach my ear in height. I'm very understanding.

14. You should be at least a year older so you can drive me to college. Though this is not required.

15. You must know what an oxymoron is.

16. You must have not a piercing in your right ear. Feel free to pierce anywhere else.

17. You must be willing to visit me during the holidays, if not, forget it.

18. You must be fully capable of singing D'You Know What I Mean by Oasis, simply because I love that song. I will forgive if it is not overly off-key.

19. You must not turn up your nose at my pink room.

20. You must not whine if I decide to choose a gaming console over a handphone. There's a reason there are housephones.

21. You must understand that Valentine's Day is a day where people from the florist, chocolate and card industries make money. Don't support them. Just post how much you love me in your blog and I'll be thoroughly satisfied. HAH!

22. You must not listen to songs like Belly Dancer, Tip Drill, or any misogynistic songs, for that matter.

23. You may not diss me behind my back. That's wuss' behaviour. Do it to my face if you have to. Though I should make it clear that I will probably leave you shortly after that.

24. My pink layout? DISS AND DIE!!!

Ok, I think I should stop now, lest I remain an old maid until my dying days. =) Oh, and I should let you blogders know that I have a shoutbox at the very bottom of the page now. I am trying to install page anchors, but it isn't working currently. Feel free to drop me a line there. ;o)

Happy Valentine's Day!

...*giggle*

Ew. I just giggled. Imagine how bad that sounds. o_o

Anyway, brand new layout...my sis and friends were bugging me about the white-on-black concept, which has been a Stephanie classic since years ago. Normally I'd just tell them to buzz off on it, if I were on Neopets. Oh well, don't want to lose readers, do I?

Hm...but it's just in time for Valentine's, which I don't celebrate. There tends to be lots of pink and red stuff on V-Day, I noticed...so I'll just contribute to the feminine-ness...feminity...(?)

Hope you guys liked it better than the dark and gloomy red-and-black I used to have...because if you people don't, I just might burst into tears. I spent LOTS of time on this. *sniffle* YOU'D BETTER BE HAPPY NOW!

Oh, and the customised links have err, vanished! So I replaced them with the good ol' ready-made links down there. ;o) Don't be pissed, Yap and JLWY. Ya' can't have it both ways. =P

Oh, and beware, the butterflies tend to make me dizzy after a little bit of scrolling, so just have a paperbag handy just in case. =D

IE Stuff (transparency & scrollbars) will be done later. I have guitar class now, so ta!

What do I act?

Heehee. Pretty accurate if you ask me. =) Only 4 months off.^^

You Are 15 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

What. The. *Bleep*

Ok, strike the bleep. It makes me sound stupid.

Anyway, remember this post?

Yeah, this one.

THE EVIL SPAMMERS HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!!! Why me???

On gmail too. It's supposed to be spam free! They should take back their words. Bah.

Click me.

You can click on the image to get a better view. But the caps are pretty readable, if ou ask me.

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME??

...well, at least they let me choose between 2 and 3 inches this time.

'Wan' does exist!

wan (a) (of a person) pale or looking ill or tired
(b) (of a person's expression) indicating that one is ill, tired, nervous, unhappy, etc.

Bah! Today at the Scrabble Club Meeting, we played our first game of Scrabble. About halfway through the game, I laid down 2 horrific tiles -'s' and 'a', one point each only- to form the word 'sat', 'so' and 'wan'. 'S' was also on a triple letter square.

I was really happy to get rid of the letters in such a good way -across three words- when my opponents gave the word 'wan' weird looks. I smirked, and told them to challenge it. And good lord, Siew Lei actually did. Because there was no dictionary present, she asked a few Scrabble elites playing a few tables over.

She came back with a smug grin, and confirmed that there was no such word! What??? That beautiful, beautiful word....T_T ...doesn't exist?

Yeah, right. Screw the pros. I fully intend to take the Oxford dictionary and shove into Poo Lay's face tomorrow. Grrr. That cost me my turn, not to mention about 25 points. I am very dissatisfied now. =(

In other matters, theother two girls playing against me were first-timers. And may I mention that they were uber-slow. For one hour we played, and we only managed 5 turns per person.

5 turns x 4 people divided by 60 minutes...that's THREE freaking minutes per turn! And that excluded Siew Lei and I, who took a maximum of 1 minute per turn.

So,
2 people x 5 turns x 1 minute = 10 minutes
60 minutes -10 minutes = 50 minutes
50 minutes divided by 2 people = 25 minutes
25 minutes divided by 5 turns = FIVE MINUTES PER TURN!!!!

How slow can you get???!!!

I was really trying not to let my impatience show, but I ended up tapping my fingers on the table really loudly, while fidgeting in my chair.

GAH!

I still feel irritated. But nevermind. Newbies I can forgive...the next this happens, I swear I'm going to scream my head off.

No, really.

Random things...

It's really hot now, and I'm sleepy and bored waiting for the comp to back up all my files, so I'm just going to blog about random stuff...you don't have to read it. It's more for entertaining myself. =)

Random thing #1

Last night I went to my auntie's house for CNY dinner, and her husband's (my uncle's) mom was a senile (in my mom's words) old lady at the age 89. Pah!

I was sitting down, happily eating my yellow noodles with fishballs, when she just leaned over and grabbed my orange juice and happily chugged it down. I was just like...o_o MY JUICE!!! Everyone starting telling her that it wasn't her juice, don't drink it, blablabla...and I just looked on sadly, and went "ok..." Sniff.

Later, my cousin, my sis and I sat down to play mahjong. It's so weird cause these three old ladies suddenly came and sat round the same table and watched us play. It made me feel so guilty, because they looked like they wanted to join in.

Anyway, that same old crazy whacko slightly insane lady sat next to me again. I didn't really pay much attention to her, all I wanted to do was scoot my chair as far away from her as possible, but I was afraid to hurt her feelings...do crazy people get offended?

Halfway through the game, I drained the last of my drink and went to get a Coke from the refridgerator. I poured about a third of it into my glass and set it aside, all innocently. Then the next time I looked at my drink, the old lady was at it again!

She took the WHOLE CAN OF COKE and started drinking it like it was hers or something. Then the lady's daughter or something rushed over and started scolding her for drinking coke..."do you want some Milo instead?" Maybe her false teeth would erode or something.

Then the lady's daughter smiled and placed the can of Coke back next to me, her face clearly saying "Don't worry, you can have it back now =) " I was like EWWWW!! No way in hell I'm drinking anything that went near that old lady's mouth. Ugh!

Random thing #2

Today my family went to Chili's to eat. I wasn't really thirsty, so I told my mom that I'd share her Mango juice (which had free refills, heheheh) We ended up refilling it 3 times, so we each got 2 whole glasses of mango juice each, heehee. =D

After a while, my sis and I were arguing about something I said years ago.

Me: "I said 'oh my goodness graciousness!' "
Sis: "No, you said 'oh my good graciousness!' "

This went on for a while until my mom wanted to know what we were talking about.

Then it became more like:

Mom: "Oh my goodness graciousness? HAHAHA!!!"
Sis: "NO, she said oh my good graciousness!"
Me: "Nola! I said Oh my goodness graciousness!"

Needless to say, this heated conversation was very loud, I'd bet people from the neighbouring tables were giving us odd looks.

Then suddenly, a waiter came up to us and asked:

"Is the food alright, ma'am?"

I just cracked up. I don't know why. Maybe it's just a 'you had to be there to get what I'm saying' moment. =P

Random thing #3

One of my guppy fries is exactly the same colour as the catfish a.k.a. DBKL. I wonder why...

Random thing #4

I have noticed that lately, people have been staring at my toenails. Hmmm...maybe I REALLY need to redo that pedicure.

Or is it because my toes are as long as their little fingers? I don't know...

Random thing #5

At Best Denki KLCC, there's this robot made completely out of (Tefal?) appliances. It's not as funny as the one in Kenny Sia's post, but this one was damn freaky too. Ok, so this one didn't have an LCD monitor as his dick, but this one had pots for boobs! How cun is that? Go take a look when you have time, I didn't have my camera with me. =P

OMG YES! The stupid computer has finally backed up all my files after a half hour! Yes, time to stop bloging now. =D Have a nice day people!

Aiyo....sei lor

I wonder what I am going to be in the future...

I took this test I saw on Rebecca's blog, sounded interesting. =D And it came up with rather... vague results. See? I'm interested in lots of stuff! =D

You scored as Art. You should be an Art major! How bohemian! Art 100% Dance 92% Mathematics 83% Philosophy 83% English 83% Theater 83% Journalism 75% Psychology 75% Sociology 75% Linguistics 75% Engineering 67% Anthropology 58% Biology 50% Chemistry 42% What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com

Pass it on and leave a link, I wanna see what YOU get. ^^