Shit.

I tiada semangat study again.
...
Not that I studied the last time I HAD semangat.

Everything is freaking going wrong.
Why is everyone and everything so freaking depressing?

I feel like going off to sleep again, despite my delicious 4 hour nap earlier.

***

Clip up your hair!

I walked on.
Eh?

"Was she talking to me?"

Oh the snobbiness!
*smacks forehead in delight*

Hahaha...but I really didn't see who it was lar.
She was under my line of sight. x.x

Sorry whoever you were!

In my defense, my hair was NOT in my face.
*smack*

Get your eyes checked.

Or maybe she wasn't talking to me.

*smacks self*

Must get my ears checked.

***

I feel I must say this:

Congrats to the Bees!

Form 4 took drama and choral speaking, Form 5 took drama and best actress besides.
Don't know much about anything else.

But if I don't say it I will start feeling kiasu...EEE the Singapore vibes are getting to me already!

SHOPPING MAMAMIA!

Screw exams.
I hate exams.
Wastes my time.
Wastes my effort 'studying.'
Stresses everybody out (but me, it seems. -.-)
No use to me (I don't plan to do ANYTHING with Science - lost little pig, I am.)

I'm being childish.
But aren't I always?

I have this sudden urge to play Pokemon Diamond.
Dammit Nintendo! Why do you tempt me at the most inappropriate of times?

I feel like working in the games industry.

Like making designing characters for games and writing storylines and whatnot.
What subjects do you study for that?

Not that I'll be any good at it - look at this post for example, if anyone is still reading at this point.

***

Homework

Tickle Ms Anusya

To be handed in by Monday

- Write a 150-word essay on the how-to (TICKLE) sensitive parts - courtesy of Teddy! ^^
- Practical exams to be conducted on Thursday

Out of a fit of boredom (or attention-seeking, as Yap likes to put it - I have no idea where she got that from -.-) I wrote that on the board.

At first it was 'Tickle Abigail'

And much to my delight, people immediately started assaulting her with pokes.
POKEPOKEPOKE! XD

Then B and I decided to change it to Ms Anusya before she came in.

...

People came to me to ask whether it was real.
Like, for EST or something.

-_-;;

You tell me.
Did you know gullible is not actually a word?
Look it up in the dictionary if you don't believe me.

"Whose idea was this?"
"Stephanie!!"
"What? The good and quiet Stephanie? I cannot believe it!"

Did you know that Ms Anusya has the power to induce violent coughing fits throughout the whole class?

I almost fell off the chair trying to contain my giggles.


Song of the Day:

"Sober - Muse"

And so concludes this very random and disorganised post.
Thank you for bearing with me.
I feel so much better now.

What have I done?

Why, why, WHY did I pledge to not DotA for a month?

It's been less than 24 hours and I can feel the strain already.
It's a Friday night...what am I going to do?

There's NOTHING TO DO!
What on Earth do people do on Friday nights?

*silent scream*

(@JL - That's an oxymoron)

Shit.
I'm going to make an absolute idiot of myself by irritating random strangers again if I don't stop myself.

...

I was making clacky sounds with my teeth today - goodness knows why - and B said:

BONES!

><
We have this random thing where we like imitate the sound Clinkz makes - for no apparent reason at all.
And that started me off on my DotA dottiness again.

- How any hero short of a tank withstand Bones' 800 dmg crits...
- How easy he is to kill...
- Why people buy desolator for him...
- Why he's gay - he has no organs o_O...

Damn.
My finger is twitching towards the Zion icon.
RAWR!

*Jim Carrey imitation*

SOMEBODY STOP ME!


Song of the Day:

"About A Girl - Nirvana"

Yeahh!

Keep Your Hands Off My Girl!

Or as Yi ling put it so eloquently:

Don't touch my girl!

Someone gave SOMEONE someone's number.
Eeurgh. It's hard when names are removed.


Me.
Some guy.

***Conversation start***

Eh boy, what are you doing disturbing my gf now? She says you are harassing her. Nak cari gaduh is it?

Erm ... Who o ? I didn't do any thing la ... Lol

She says you asked her out

Who ? Dinz ... You find out wat happen 1st before you come scolding people next time ...

Eh, you think i believe her or you ah? Nevermind, just back off now you know shes taken. Dont come between us im warning you

Dinz ... You think i so free and rich to attack other girl ah now ? I have my own gf la and i taat setia la ... And don't worry i just find her just now for so important things ...

Like asking her to some campfire thing? Whatever, youd better not come near her again, or ill hunt you down and there will be blood

[No reply.]

Dammit can you just leave her alone already?

Tiu ... I didn't find her already ... Now i talking with my own gf la ... You don't disturb than correct la ...

Oops. My apologies. Im not her bf. Just a classmate screwing around. Glad to see you love your gf. Haha, sorry for interrupting you guys. Hope you have a good relationship, haha. You wont hear from me again.

Steph!!! U go call him!!! Now he's mad at me too and imagine wat will he talk bad bout me?!

Screwed. ><

Eh, really sorry wei. Dont marah [name removed] please. It was my (very stupid) idea.

Its ok ... Nevermind

I'm glad. Shes about ready to strip my skin off already. Good night.

***Conversation end***

Ick.
I feel bad now, haha. Luckily I'm not a guy - I'd be such a jerky boyfriend.

He must be thinking what assholes girls are.

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
*apologises to the female population*
I was bored!

I have thus learned my lesson.
I will not do it again.
I will punish myself fairly.

(But where's his sense of humour after I confessed? AHH!)

*Disclaimer: Not all girls are like that. Only idiots such as yours truly. Please do not hold any ill will against the female population. Thank you very much.


Song of the Day:

"Just One - Hoobastank"

The things I do to keep myself away from DotA. Sigh.

After much contemplation...

I have decided to impose a one-month DotA ban on myself.

Gulp.

At least, until the 18th of May, when my last paper finishes.
There's EST on the 21st, but that doesn't count!

A DotA ban is far less punishing than a blogging ban - like Yi Ling's.

It's much easier to stay away from Zion and the Ah Beng community than to keep my fat mouth shut.
Haha.

And I'll probably stop adding unnecessary 'Z's at the end of my words, and saying 'hor,' 'yeslarrrrrrrrr,' 'zzz,' '...,' 'o_O,' 'i told you so zz,' 'sienzz,' and et cetera.

That's a HUGE plus, isn't it!
Zzz...xD
And so commences the 'de-Ah-Lian-ation' of Stephanie.

Good timing too. Any longer with the likes of them and I'd be yapping in cantonese about Jay Chou, going to 'lim kopi' and whatnot soon.

Please pray that I get through this examination month without any DotA-withdrawal symptoms.

Thank you. ^^

I certainly hope it's successful.
(I mean, look how well my swearing ban turned out. -.-;)

Eeeurgh.


Song of the Day:

"Slow Cheetah - RHCP"

I said farewell to my beloved Traxex today.
*sob*

I go.

What I did today.

ZOMG STEPHANIE CUT HERSELF!

Not.
Haha.

Times Bookshop warehouse sale today!
Nola Yap, I did NOT cut myself...I got that from lugging around a huuuuuge pile of new books!
=DDD

I spent 121 ringgit on 8 books, averaging 15 bucks per book.
Which is ok, considering I bought two near-full-priced books.
I couldn't help it.
They looked SO YUMMY!


Top to bottom:

Anansi Boys - Neil Gaiman
RM 26
Because there was a good review in the papers and Chris says the GayMan is good.

Stormy Weather & Lucky You (Omnibus) - Carl Hiaasen
RM 10
Mommy bought for me, because Hiaasen rocks. =P

The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic - Sophia Kinsella
RM 27
Been wanting to read, but Den never wants to buy it. So I buy it when she's gone! Wahaha!

The Little White Car - Danuta de Rhodes
RM 8
The book was too adorable. ><

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber - Adele Lang
RM 10
Your basic chick lit, but in diary format.

Of Men and Monsters - William Tenn
RM 10
128 humans left on Earth? Giant-sized aliens? =O What happens???

Brother Nature - Robert Llewellyn
RM 15
Girl with a freaking lunatic brother with a chip on his shoulder and one in his neck.

Viking (Odinn's Child) - Tim Severin
RM 15
The cover was gorgeous - how could I resist? (So sue me for judging a book by it's cover =P)


EEEEE I bought 2 expensive books!! (Gaiman and Kinsella)
DEN PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*peace offering*
.
.
.

=D For you to read when you come home!
RM 6


Song of the Day:

"Like A Stone - Audioslave"

New spectacles for me tomorrow!

Exciting exciting news!

*jumps all over the place*

You'll find out by next Saturday (which, incidentally is the next time I go to collective!)
Whee!

5th of May.

...I'm marking that day on my calendar.

***

Going to Singapore this Saturday, and coming back on the following Tuesday.
Exams are coming!

@.@

Scared lah!
But still curious about the Phantom of the Opera anyway.

Going with mom's friend and son who played Erik in his school's production.

Oh lord, please let me stand the hours of literary psychobabble, as he is prone to bombarding anyone close enough with.

Oh, and this is the same guy who almost got the part of Raoul, but was considered too short.
Ouch!

(His teacher suggested milk, and guess what...PLATFORM SHOES!)

*Falls over laughing*

XDDD


Song of the Day:

"The Warmth - Incubus"

Don't feel like studying la...T.T

Eeek!

Go to YouTube and look up Azis.
I am so close to speechless I cannot believe it.

Here exists a guy who does feminine sexiness better than I could ever do.
(Not that I can do it at all, but...)

Gay doesn't even begin to cover it,

I should be going EWWW.

But.
I am liking it.

Here's to one hetero girl who enjoys a gay guy's music video.
LOL!

Hello, straight guys can like lesbians, so I don't see why straight girl can't watch gays sing.
Wakakaka!

Fierce!
Watch out Miss J! (from ANTM)

***

Yi Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing that is not what you call rock mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

If you want real talent go download Dream Theater or something.
><

Not some swearing maniac who strums power chords and preaches ROCK.
Zzz...

Must be your first brush with lyrical freedom, haha.
Go get some Marilyn Manson if you like to hear people swear, albeit stylishly.

Nirvana - JL likes.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Light listening.
Incubus - Jazzy awesomeness!

Bleh. I'm not one of those who lives rock, eats rock, breathes rock, but go take a listen to some of those laaaa.

At least there's something better to listen to than:

FUCKFUCKFUCKMYSUCKINGCOCKFUCKERS

-.-;;

Rock isn't about how much you can swear, that much I can say.


Song of the Day:

"Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne"

.
.
.
KIDDING!

Musings about height. Lawlz.

Today school was selling 'Rashberry Juice.'

><

Sounds so appetising. I can imagine how they make it.

Recently, Khai had his neck smeared with some juice that made him itch like crazy.

Imagine the flesh swelling up, all red and full of bumps filled with pus.
Then scratching it open and collecting the blood and pus and selling it to secondary school students - under the name 'Rashberry Juice.'

It actually sounds better than I'd imagine it would taste.

Bleargh.

***

Today B told me that her pet bro was telling one of the guys to hit on me.

But she told him that it won't jadi - because I'm not interested...and I'm a full two inches taller than him!

WAHAHAH!!!

Coming from Abigail, I bet that was a big owie.
Lol! (B is only up to my shoulder, if you didn't know. But call her 'petite,' lest you ignite her wrath. Heehee.)

It is so ironic that my guy friends who are younger than I - Brandon, Rohan, Khaielaash - are taller than me, and those who are older - Jun Yan, Shabari - are shorter.

Don't really know what to say.

Anyway, drink lots of milk, eat lots of long beans, jump a lot and you'll grow taller! (Or so they say.)

Or you can try one of my mom's suggestions:

Hang yourself by your ankles and hang a weight from your neck (taking care not to strangle yourself.)

But that wouldn't work, because you'd just end up with a super long neck like those African princesses.

I guess you could hang yourself from your wrists and attach bricks to your legs.
^^

Or a more practical suggestion:

Eh, sexy, no?

Song of the Day:

"How You Remind Me - Nickelback"

Platform shoes. Mmm.

@.@

I have recovered from my bout of temporary insanity (I think.)
After 3 nougats, a chocolate bar, Maggi Mee, Tomato Salsa Pringles, and various other happy-making food items. (Thanks for the suggestion Den.)

I hereby apologize for any crap that has been spewing out of that filthy thing I call a mouth.

Sorry Sui.
Sorry Chris.
Sorry Den.
Sorry everyone. ><

I keep having these bouts of paranoia - like the whole world is one big conspiracy to tear me to pieces.

Is this the beginning of my descent into insanity?

I AM mentally disturbed, in a way I guess.

There was once my mom's friend said that my heart is tight, closed up - why don't I talk to anyone about what's really troubling me?

The truth is rather pathetic - I don't trust anyone.

People always say:

What are friends for if you can't trust them?

For one, I've never been the model example of a friend in all my life, so I can't see anyone that is fully trustworthy.

I see people hearing me out, then running to other people and telling them my troubles, secretly laughing behind my back.

Paranoia?

In a way, it is.

So, after stockpiling all these feelings over the span of a year or so, the slightest thing can send me over the edge.

Like, that swearing, fearful, crying, tetchy little bitch I was for the past few weeks.

But I still don't trust anyone with my feelings.
Sorry, but my best friend is still myself, and I'm the only person who will ever know how I really feel about anything.


Song of the Day:

"Megalomaniac - Incubus"

Part of me says 'what a relief to have all that said,' yet another part of me is going 'tsktsktsk FUCKING EMO POST, BABY!'

Baby, I'm back.

Wth Sui

If you want to curse me, do it straight to my face.
Or at least in an sms.

Cursing me in your blog?
That's not nice, no, no. Tsktsktsk.

Not going to say anymore.
Lest I be taken as 'messing with you.'

I should know better hor?

Apparently not.

Don't tell me you were kidding now, I've had enough of that shit these few days.

See? It came out all wrong.
You may slap me tomorrow.
I don't really mind.


Song of the Day:

"Red to Black - Fort Minor"

I TOLD you everything is annoying me.
And I can't seem to shut myself up.
For that, I hate myself.

So tired x.x

I slept until 1 pm today, woke up and ate lunch, then fell asleep at 3 o clock.
Woke up at 6, STILL feeling tired.

I've been feeling so lethargic nowadays and it sucks.
I studied exactly half a chapter of Bio today before giving up - I couldn't take it anymore.

Everything and everyone is pissing me off for no apparent reason.
I piss myself off. (And everyone else, as usual.)

If I just keep quiet, people won't leave me alone and I end up shouting at them.
I still remember Banu looking shocked when I shouted at Ang and Prabitha on the same day, within the same hour, for the slightest reason.

Ang shouted at B and Prabitha was harassing me and B. I could have left her to deal with them both, but I don't know why I stepped in when it was none of my business.

If I try to explain myself, it comes out all wrong.
So why bother?

Even if I apologize, the damage has already been done.

I keep losing my temper over the slightest things nowadays.
So, just get out of the line of fire and leave me the hell alone.

I hardly ever get this low, so allow me a moment to myself.

Won't be blogging for a while.
Until exams are over, probably.


Song of the Day:

"Right Now - Fort Minor"

And no Den, this is not about arguing with Chris at all. Been feeling like that for a couple of weeks already, so both of you just leave me alone. Think of yourself as the straw, and me as the donkey. Bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Lolxxx!

3 guys told me they loved me yesterday.
If that isn't enough of an ego-boost for a girl, I don't know what is.

Ok, so one was trying to butter me up after ditching me at the last minute, stating reasons that his mother thought GC's music was a 'bad influence' for him. -.-

Oh yeah, and another was after I wreaked some LUNAtic ownage upon the Scourge during my 3-hour DotA session yesterday. Still, I saved his butt AND killed 2 enemies in the process. =D

And I guess Joel telling the crowd they he loved all of them doesn't really count, but lol, three's a nice number, isn't it?

***

Aha, anyway the carnival was an unexpected success...it was SO crowded - the whole place stank of human sweat. x.x

My haunted house shift?
Not needed - they had enough people already.

My stall shift?
Not needed - they had enough people already.

My dunking shift?
I didn't dare to go - the water was YELLOW after the first few people.
Eurgh!

As for the games, the only thing I 'won' was at the dance mat.
I sucked pretty badly - the game told me 'YOU GOT LUCKY!' three times. ==;
But I got through 3 stages anyway, enough to merit me a prize coupon.

Then I saw this cuuuuuuuute doggie - how much is that doggie in the window? - and I was told it was 2 coupons-worth.

So I paid Abigail to do her magic at the marble and chopsticks booth - you pick up 18 marbles in 40 seconds - and she got me another coupon!

And got herself another one as well to get a cute bunny in an oversized sweater.

My new doggie (and Mattie's new rival =O):


Heheh, I was never really into the oversized head dog fad, but it's spots were just too cute to resist!

My mom got me this:

At first they wrote my name as 'Stephania.'
Den would like that, wouldn't you?! =P

But mom noticed and got them to change it - and left 'Stephania' as a display sample.
-.-;

Basically it's a white stone with pressed flowers, they write whatever you want on it and spray a layer of clear gloss over it to finish it.

A good idea, if I may say so, haha.
GJ Form 2s!

Didn't get any foodstuff except Passionfruit Pearl Milk tea...it was diluted because they put prepacked it with ice...so it all melted when I bought it. Ugh.

The horror house was alright, it was kind of creepy.
There were black garbage bag pieces hanging from the ceiling. This can be eerie when they brush against your face in total darkness.

But the ghosts didn't scare me at all. -.-
The RAAAAARGH!!! made the ghost in question sound like she had a sore throat.
Oh well.

And I walked into 2 walls, despite the fact they had people station round sharp corners that say 'go here,' which kind of ruins the atmosphere, haha!

They said no to hit the ghosts, so I didn't.

I patted one on the back and said 'hey, you.'

XD

Abigail was cuter!
This girl wrapped in white a carried a bloody white bundle - presumably her baby - told her:

"You killed my baby!"

B answered indignantly:

"I did not!"

Lol!

Anyway, after that we cabuted for DotA!
And I couldn't check out Anis' bf. T.T
You must show me pictures! *pokepokepoke*

=(

***DOTANESS STARTS***

7 of us went DotAing - me, B, B's bro Daniel, B's pet bro Jeremy, Suzy (nah, that's just his nickname), and 2 guys I haven't seen before.

We went to the 4th floor cc in Kota Raya...I was like, uh, should we be here?
Gangsters, illegal immigrants and people like those...scary o_O

I thought the guys would laugh, but they said yeah, normally they wouldn't come here.
But 7 people should be fine.

o_O
Before we started, Daniel had to go to the toilet.

"You're not going alone?!"
"Not scared of getting raped ah?"
"I'll come with you, don't siao!"

LOL!
Guys. -.-;

Anyway, we played -arsp.
First round I got Zeus.

I suck at Zeus x.x

I was harassed like SIAO by the person playing Dazzle.
Zeus. Harassed my Shadow Priest.
Super gay. -.-

And after a while I just shouted

"Where's that sp? I wanna smack himmmmm!"
"Ha! All the swear words coming out now!"
"Huh?"
"Suzy, your mind is dirty la!"

He thought I said I wanna fuck him.
HAHA!

My score was 6-10

And that was AFTER Suzy told me to ks without mercy.

"Don't want la! I feel guilty!"
"Cannot! Zeus is for ks-ing one! If not you won't get kills! And the enemy may get away too!"

The last part convinced me.
But after that game, Abigail kept scolding me for stealing all her kills.
So I blamed Suzy.
Haha!

Anyway, we won the first round.

Second round I randomed Luna!
I was like AHAHAHAHA someone I know how to play!

Again, the guys were like WTH, then LOL when I bought my Mask of Death. -.-

Oi, lifesteal bounces, ok? (Despite what they say about Orb Effects not working on Luna's glaives - that's a hoax, haha)

Well, they stopped laughing as my (Agi) Luna did a 1v4 and survived.

They complained that my life would NOT go down.
AHAHAH! Padan muka, don't laugh at me next time!

And then Techies' mines couldn't kill me, even though my 2 teammates were starting to swear after being BOOM-ed multiple times. One of them was a Str hero too.

Haha, poor techies. xD
I always get away with maybe 200 hp.
(Out of 2.5k)

Item build (in order):

Power Treads
Mask of Death
Butterfly
Aghanim's Scepter
Blink Dagger
Heart of Tarrasque (For those nasty mines x.x)

But we lost, when I made a fatal mistake which caused me to be killed when my teammates were dead as well. =.=;

Team cleared, the Scourge wasted no time cleaning out our base.
Sigh.

My score: 10-2

Third and Fourth rounds failed, because I was kicked out of WC on the 3rd round - technical fault.

Not enough time for the 4th round.

I got Atropos - I killed Akasha with.
And Tinker - severely in need of Dagon. (Last hits 3 times before level 7. Sigh.)

It was fun, in all.
No Ah Bengs! Haha...and good sports too. =D
I want to DotA with them again!

***DOTANESS ENDS***

The concert was ok.
Got Yi Ling to replace Brandon (after much harassing)

But you enjoyed it, didn't you? Didn't you?
(Given her recent obsession with electric guitars)

I think she liked it more than I did.
After Muse, this was just like, uhhhhhhhhhhh ok...
But thanks for inviting me Bel!

Heheh.

They started at 10.30.
What divas. -.-

Before that we had to suffer through One Buck Short and Estranged.

I believe I enjoyed Lo more than Good Charlotte.
LOL!

For one, I liked all 5 songs...GC's banter about moving to Malaysia and having our babies (EW) plain annoyed me.

Sigh.
But at least they sang some songs I knew, like Walk Away.
Not bad lor...I got myself another 6-foot concert poster to add to my collection!

It was hanging on a lamp post.
I grabbed one and Yi Ling grabbed one.

This guy was selling water.

"Air satu ringgit!"

Then I was like 'Yi Ling helppppppppppp!' Because my poster simply would not come down!

Then the water guy said something like:

"Nanti polis tangkap tau!"
"Tak kisah lah!"
"Ok, then I tolong you!"

So he ripped the poster down for me.

"THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Haha. Some people are so nice.
Even though I didn't buy his water (I had my own) he helped me.

That proves there are still nice guys in the world!
=D


Song of the Day:

"Passive - A Perfect Circle"

Btw, JL placed 4th. -.-
And guess who won?
AHMAGAWWWDD I don't wanna talk about it!
Gr.

Carnival day!

Can't wait for carnival tomorrow!
XD

(Except for the waking up early part...on a Saturday! Boohoo...)

I'm going to be a...water gun shooter at the haunted house.
What's water guns got to do with ghosts beats me...maybe we're going to spray syrup or something?

But yeah, my shift is at 9-10 am.
Get ready to be drenched!
Ahahah!

Because I'm such a nice person, after I shoot you silly with my water gun, I shall climb onto that shaky looking metal platform so you can dunk me into the water!

Whee!

You'll be wet, I'll be wet...I just hope it doesn't rain.

Ok, that was random.

Anyway, 5K's food stall is the second last booth in the canteen.

We're selling:

Ikan Bakar
Ayam Masak Merah
Kerabu Mangga (Isn't kerabu mango already?)
Ulam-ulaman (whatever that is...)

Side dishes are:

Wantan
Ice-Blended (Ice-blended what? I don't know. I just do the posters.)

My shift at the stall is from 12.30 to 1 pm.

And then...CIAO!
=P
Off to cc we go.

I heard that lots of girls are bringing their bfs along...I'm so KP, I wanna see Anis's!
Haha. I'm so kiasu, so I'm also bringing a guy friend along.
I'm stealing Little Smith for the whole day...but poor thing is going to be bored when I go DotA with B and co.

What kind of guy doesn't like computer games?
Sigh.
Suggest ways to entertain for 3 hours while I get some ownage on.

You'd think it'd be the girl watching (bored to death) while the guy DotAs.
But nooo...

And unlike MOST guys, I actually feel bad about it.
><

My nephew was also supposed to come, but he came down with a fever. T.T
If he's alright tomorrow morning then you can see him in all his adorable glory. =D

After cc, I may be going Times Square to hang out until my cousin can pick me up.
Then off to the GC concert we go!

Anyone up for bowling?
You'll be up against the Princess of Gutter Balls, so it'd probably a fantastic boost for your ego.
Do come! =D

...What a long day it's going to be.

The only question is:

How am I going to wear my contact lenses for 16 hours???

Song of the Day:

"Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve"

Irritable eyes. Dry eyes. Blur vision.
Oh no!
(I can hear my optician going 'tsktsktsk' already...)

Why does this keep happening to me?

*whine*

Remember how I got woken by a phone call from school some time in February, about unmentionable things?

Yeah, today it happened again.

Geez! At 9.45 am!
Can teachers not think of a more decent time to ring up their students?

Given, I should be IN school, and therefore should have been awake around 6.30 am - but I'm NOT!

At least, let me sleep ma!
Gragh!

Anyway, it was my English teacher this time.
Well, at first it was B.

I was like, um, wow her mom picked up her report card early today!

"Hello? Um, can I speak to Stephanie please?"
"Yeah."
"Hrm?"
"Steph speaking."
"Oh, hi! We have to prepare our oral script..."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? What oral?"
"Penyelia is coming to check..."
"Have to do agaaaaain?"
"Yeah, we got chosen. Miss Anusya says we have to write a new script..."
"HUH?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER????"
"Um..."

Then my teacher picks up.
It never occured to me that B called me on teacher's handphone.
=.=
There. Another teacher who hates me!

"Hello? Stephanie?"
"..."
"Yeah, you have to do your oral tomorrow."
"Ok."
"You'd BETTER come tomorrow!"
"Yeah, I'm coming tomorrow...we have to prepare a new script?"
"You have to prepare a new script...a short one also can. About smoking this time."
"Short one can?"
"Yeah! Just speak like that day you and Abi, be confident la. But longer."
"..."
"Ah, ok bye."

*hangs up*

I have no idea whether she heard the 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER' part - I could've been on loudspeaker for all I care. -.-

(AND I was in full WHINE mode...I just woke up, duh, what did you expect?)

Great.
Dissing my teacher in front of the whole class.
Sweet.

My BM teacher hates me because my BM is worse than a standard 3 schoolkid, and is less coherent than a mentally...affected 17-year-old, or so she says.

My Bio teacher hates me for talking during her class, and not paying attention to her at all.
(Not my fault she has no idea what she's talking about. ==)

My Physics teacher hates me because I stare blankly into space a lot during her class.

My Sejarah teacher hates me because I have 'attitude problems' - I never listen to her in class and tend to be drawing in my sketchbook while goes on and on about some 100-year-old fogey.

My Add Maths teacher hates me because I'm 'stupid.'

My Maths teacher hates me because...I'm not sure if she hates me yet. She's new after all. But you just wait.

My Moral teacher hates me because I sliced up my essays to fit into the exercise book even though she 'specifically' said - I was probably absent - to write them in A4 papers. (And also that 'Ursa is SOO GAAYYY' thing. Haha.)

My Chem teacher hates me because I make stupid mistakes which result in a 20-mark penalty, without which I would be the highest - but still very low - in our class.

My PJ teacher hates me because I cheat during UDTA. I cut one round off the 15 rounds. but Sui Yi cuts THREE round off!

My EST teacher hates me because...hey wait! She loves me! OMG, so there's a reason to go on living after all! =O


Song of the Day:

"Superman - Five for Fighting"

I didn't go to school today because it's report card day, and my report card is missing.
Teacher's say I lost it, but I insist that THEY lost it.
So, until we come to a compromise (hah!) no school visits from mom.

Aiieee!!!

Resolution:

I will stop being so bitchy.
I tell you I get it from all the Ah Bengs I DotA with everyday.

The only real thing I've learned from DotA is how to be a world-class potty-mouth.
D=

I am hereby reinstating the (2-week) ban on any profanity whatsoever.
(Not that it works initially, but over time...you know the rubber band on your wrist thing? It works really well!)

Bleargh.
So, no more cursing or talking bad behind people's backs (or to their face, even.)

I shall learn self-control and how to bite my tongue so that I won't annoy everyone I meet.

Hm. Ok. That's a good incentive.
Can't have the whole world hating me, huh?

Today, I was talking to B about DotA.
With great gusto, I was describing how my 800crit Drow Ranger took down a 6khp Ursa Warrior:

"That bear had 6000hp you know! 4 hearts! Like nothing better to buy like that..."
"Uh-huh. Yeah."
"OMG Ursa is SOOO GAYYYYYYY!"

And then my teacher walked past with a horror-filled look on her face.
.
.
.
My MORAL teacher.

o_O; Aha!

*The term gay here meaning that the hero in question is hard to kill, not homosexual, haha! DotA slang la, can you imagine a gay bear? xD

***

During the school carnival this Saturday, there's going to be this Slam Dunk thingy.

Someone sits on a ledge and people throw balls to hit a lever, which dumps the person sitting on the ledge into a bucket of water.

SPLOOSH!

I've volunteered to be the dunkee.
Whee!

There's just something so appealing about running around your school drenched in your uniform! (Attention freak! Aha!)

And also, Siew Lei told me that I'm not going to be collecting tickets for the haunted house - I get to be a ghost instead!

How about getting dunked several times until I'm shivering cold, then have me running around shrieking and splashing water on customers like a tormented swamp ghoul?

;P

Ey, the skin-and-bones thing could really work in my favour this time!

Skeletal hands reaching out from under the desk, closing around your ankle, and a clammy, bony grip, squeezing it until you can hear your bone cracking amidst the squelching...pulling you under, waiting to feast on your warm, living, breathing flesh as you cry pathetically for help...

I can't wait!!!

Though I don't think it will be THAT scary, if scary at all.
3 classrooms just isn't enough to house enough 'ghosts' to scare anyone.

We'll probably run around bumping into each other, and instead of:

"Mwahahaha..."
"BOO!"
"Wooooooooooo~"

You'll may hear:

"Erk!"
"Ow!"
"Geroff me, you idiot!"

-.-; Fail!

Anyway, Mattie here is asking you (nicely) to come to the carnival. =D

No, I'm not selling any more tickets - I've already reached my quota.
However, you can get tickets on that day itself. ^^

I don't know where the booth is...but I'll urm, find it for you!
Just gimme a call. ;o)

Actually, I have 4 booklets - 40 coupons, so haha, you can just ask me for some. =)


Song of the Day:

"Unintended - Muse"

Maybe JL is going to use my guitar on Saturday.
All the more reason to come eh? See my baby Zachary Dean (yes, that's my guitar's name, haha) kicking butt in CBN! =D

=O

They're gonna charge us 10 bucks to watch the 'Talent' Time.
Ehmagawwd.

They should be PAYING us to watch it.
Zzz.

I shall pay 10 bucks because I'm such a nice friend and support JL.
Also wanna see Ka Yong.
Haha!

Also wanna check out the St Johns talent *coughwinkcough*
3 out of 4 groups got into finals.

15 finalists - 3 SJI = 12 CBN

12 out of 40 plus isn't bad.
But 3 out of 4 is better!

Calculations:
CBN = 30% talented
SJI = 75% talented

Ahaha! I make no sense whatsoever.
Anyway, Mighty Mop asked me to read this guy's blog.

LOL-worthy!
Especially about the kitty-hunting guide.
But I shan't ever need to use it, since my dogs take care of them before they can come near me.
;o)

Shall link him soon.
Anyone who can say PfwNZ0rZ!!1 without sounding like a total faggot deserves to be linked.

But later la, no time to make the link now, gotta SLEEP.
-.-

Mom is enforcing the 'bedtime-before-12' rule, because I overslept today.
OVERSLEPT.

For the first time since...ever.
I have never overslept before.

I normally wake up approximately 10 seconds before my alarm goes off.
Automatically, despite only 4 hours of sleep.
=.=

Sounds like a OMG-I-Can't-Miss-School-Today! nerd, no?

I forgot to set the alarm on my handphone.
Then my maid tried to wake me up, by knocking on the door the way you would stroke a newborn, and whispering:

Stephanie. Ada sekolah...mumblemumblemumble...aiyah takperlah

Wow.
Her volume deafens me.

Anyway, I was dreaming about never-ending supplies of orange and grape Vitagen in the fridge (o_O;) when my mom pulled my blanket over me.
(I normally kick it off in a fit of unconscious violence)

Then I rolled over and woke up.

First thought: YIPPEE ITS SATURDAY! *going back to sleep*

Second thought: Eh no, today is Tuesday...

Third thought: FUCK SUI IS GONNA KILL ME!

Fourth thought: Ah shit, I'm going back to sleep.

Sui Yi is now officially listed under my passive aggressive terrorist (PAT) list along the likes of:

...no one.

Congrats! You're the first.

Imagine.
Mentally assaulting me at 9 am without even lifting a finger.

SCARY!


Song of the Day:

"Uno - Muse"

15 minutes to bedtime.
Bedtime! Ah, I'm a loser alright.

My cousin rocks!

Guess who got Good Charlotte tix for meeeeeeeeeeee?

Thanks Bel! =D

Meh, any concert is a concert worth going to...as long as it's not Avril Lavigne or something. Haha!
Used to love GC - light listening ma! - but their latest single makes me go o_O;;;

We'll see!


Song of the Day:

"Mountain - GC"

Don't count on pictures, though. ><

Post, post script.

Imagine:

"Bakat Bukit Nanas!"

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..
...
....
...
..
.

Winners:

St Johns Institute.

...
...
...

...WTFOMGROFLHAHAHAHA!!!


Song of the Day:

"Bliss - Muse"

Can't get over this song.
><

Total EWness today.

Because I'm such a nice person, I ponteng-ed class and went to the hall to watch the Bukit Idol (OMG COULD IT BE ANY CHEESIER?) auditions.

B and I just walked out the door and teacher didn't even notice.
Ahaha!

Congrats to JL for putting up such a fucking awesome performance!

It's good enough for me to curse!
=D

SO worth skipping class for.
No comparison to all the idiotic pop-star wannabes in tight-ass pants and shirts.

Judges said someone along the lines of:

"Only person so far that has pitch..."
"I have nothing negative to say about the performance..."
"Nice the way you accompanied yourself on the guitar..."

HA! Take that!
*rubs salt into eyeballs of Ah Lian wannabes*

JL has more talent in her pinky than all of you and your gedikness put together!
And that's a lot.

Nyek.
A couple of people sang Breaking Free from the High School Musical.
I hated the show.
I hated the song.

...

Another group did Can't Fight The Moonlight from Coyote Ugly.
(SUI! LEND ME THE MOVIE! ...watched it halfway T.T)

I like this song.
Can't say the same about the performance.

Tight red T-shirts, white bolero-esque whatchamacallits, white pants and heels.
>.<; It just sucked. ... Not to mention they tangled each other up during the performance...5 people, 5 mic cords... And they waggled their butts before they started the performance.

Me.
B.

"OMG they are SO going to shake their butts I tell you! You'll see! You'll see!"
"Ah, ok...hahaha..."

*music starts*

And the butt-waggling commenced!

"OMG HAHAHAHA SEE I TOLD YOU!"

Ew.
IMHO, only one of them looked good in that outfit, (no Yap, I won't say who) and that was the only good thing about that performance.

Amber, B, Jun, Joyce and I burst out laughing halfway through.
And believe me, we TRIED to hold it in.

That was probably when they tried to hit the high notes, and ended up hitting 5 random notes in dischord.

Zzz...

(There were phwee-weets from the St John boys, but that's pretty much expected. *VPL alert!)

Another group...sang (if you can call it that) Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.

I nearly projectile vomited all over the stage.
(Actually I didn't, but I DID come close to screaming in terror though.)

I hate that pretentious song and Avril's MASTERY at lyric-writing.
(Or whoever who writes her lyrics. Fire his/her ass.)

The performance?
...What performance?

Does 3 girls holding mikes and occasionally, - otherwise standing silently - whispering lyrics in NO tune whatsoever count?
And wtf was that 4th girl doing sitting pointlessly on the table?
And is that what you call dancing?

Huh?
HUH?
HUH??!!

OMG!
BAKAT BUKIT NANAS KONON!
*screams and runs around in circles*

Anyway, back to the point.

JL rocks.
You all suck.
AHAHAH!!!

Don't join TALENT-TIME if you don't have any talent, ok?
(Well, except for being extremely thick-skinned...but I don't think that counts.)

The Bakat Bukit Nanas auditions had:

- Girls in Red, White, Black, and Red, White Black, and Red, White, Black...I could go on forever...
- OH GOD, UNIFORMS. HOW CHEESY IS THAT?
- Miniskirts
- Heels
- Various levels of gedikness
- VERY thick skin
- Pop-star wannabes who can't hold a note in tune for more than 0.1 second(s?)
- MAJOR YAWN/PUKE/HAHAHA! FACTOR.

JL should win outright, from what I've seen today.
Which isn't THAT many, but considering the ickiness of what I HAVE seen...HELL YEAH SHE SHOULD.

And if she doesn't, the whole 'Talent' Time is a fucking popularity contest.

But that's life.

Post script:

If you're saying that I'm harsh and I should go sing on stage if I'm so good or blahblahblah:

1. I never said I could sing well.
2. I would never dream of performing on stage if I COULDN'T.
3. I'm just stating facts.
4. You can call me Simone Cow for all I care, enjoy yourself.


Song of the Day:

"Axel F - Crazy Frog"

Most of the people who performed today...didn't have enough talent to fill Crazy Frog's balls.
And you know what?
In Malaysia, Crazy Frog doesn't HAVE balls. (Censorship yadda yadda yadda...)

Get what I mean?

*VPL = visible panty line (For the peeps who don't know.)

Micro Pin-headed Organisms

I went for MPO tonight.
Or last night, since it's 1 am already.

I expected a nice performance from the Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra, but I got that instead.

*points at title*

(Yaya I know I can come up with a better acronym, but I'm sleepy kay?)

Yeah. I was stopped by the stupid, righteous dress-code officer wannabes.
I was wearing:

Collared shirt, check.
Corduroys, check.

No T-shirt, no jeans. (Though I got away wearing slippers, LOL)

Dress code officer
Mom
Me

"Excuse me, are you going for the concert?"

I was leaning over the railing, a super-bored WTF face on.
(Mom was talking with old friends. Pun intended. Bored to death. Half hour to performance time.)

"Yes."
"Well, you cannot wear jeans in..."

The lady gestured at my butt, I presume.
I slowly turn around and stared at the air above her head.

"Those aren't jeans. They're pants. See? Nice pants."

She points at my cords.

(LOL xD)

"No, but the buttons on the back...make them look like jeans, so you cannot..."

I slowly brought my gaze down and stared into her eyes, one head lower than mine.
I narrowed my eyes and said.

"I'm going to be sitting down anyway."

My cheekbones twitched, like I'm forcing a condescending smile.
I stared unblinkingly.

She blinked.

"Ok, ok, thank you..."

She bowed her head and backed away hurriedly, probably thinking:

"OMG BITCH!"

But whatever la.

(Height is helps me with my intimidation technique. =O I'm still learning though!)

What I felt more like saying was:

"I'm have box seats dude. Who's gonna see my jeans? What, you think I'm going to get up and waggle my butt at the orchestra? Why are you staring at my butt anyway? Perv."

But that would be too harsh on the poor dimwitted lady.

Zzz...these are what she called 'buttons.'

WOW my pants have BUTTONS on the butt, therefore they are JEANS!

-_-;

Does that make sense or what?

And sorry for posting a pic of my butt, (ew crude!) but I wanted to show you what a dumbass she was.
And probably still is.
Cause there just ain't a cure for idiocy.

Zzz, wow, it looks like jeans hor?

Another time I got stopped by the MPO dress-code patrol was almost 5 years ago.
I was 11 and I was wearing sneakers.

Note: There IS no dress-code for those under-12.

So I argued my point.
And you know what the asshole said?

"Let me see your IC please."

Wow, I'm SO gonna fall for that.
-.-;


Song of the Day:

"Falling Down - Muse"

Blah. In bad mood lately. Sorry peeps.

OMG Hahahahaha!

Watch this.

Omg rofl!

Muse performed - live - in Spain in some studio.
And apparently the story goes that they were told not to swear on air, even though Muse doesn't swear in their songs.

Especially not in Feeling Good.
Their singing about butterflies and dragonflies for goodness sakes!

But there ya go!

At around 1:35, Matt vanishes under the keyboard.
And the megaphone-d bridge -

Dragonflies all out in the sun
You know what I mean, don't you know
Turned into a spectacularly and coherently delivered: 

Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, little fucking, fucking, little fucking, fucking, fucker YEA!

And pops out from under the keybord and sings to a very amused-looking Dom.

Then he continues the song perfectly composed, as if nothing happened.
British humour.
That's class, I tell you!

Live!

Haha, and they were banned from that studio ever since.

Hilarious! XD


Song of the Day:

"Feeling Good - Muse"

Originally by Nina Simone.

Raindrops keep falling on my head...

...first heard that song sung by David Boreanaz on an episode of angel.
Anyone can remember the original singer?

Whatever.
I had my afternoon nap today, and was rudely awakened by the splattering of raindrops on my face.

PFOOUI!

Raindrops?
On my face?
In the house?

Bah, it was raining so heavily, and the wind blew at a sharp angle that water was coming in from the windows and splashing me (and my bed.)

Siao. =.=

But it was a good way to be woken up.
I love rain!

But it would've been better if I wasn't woken up at all.
=.=

***

I just spent 3 hours checking Muse's old videos.
Awesome! =D

Muscle Museum is plain bizarre.
Everyone is crying, and I couldn't help laughing...was it supposed to be sad?
Anyway, apparently the band hates that video:

"Everyone's crying cause the clip sucks."

What Matt said.
Agreed.


And check out the numerous open coffeeshops! =P

I watched Uno.
And.
Like.
Whoa.

Jawdropping skeleton-like Matt.
o_O


Looks anorexic to me.
But then he looks just about as thin as I am now, and I'm not anorexic, so who am I to say these things? =P

His shoulder bones...jut out.
Even under a layer of material.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!
WHEE!!!

Sunburn was...good. Creepy but good.
This babysitter was sitting for a little boy when she crept upstairs to nick stuff. But she's taunted by the band and she breaks down.


I wouldn't be freaking out if Muse appeared in my mirror...free concert yo!
Cool part when she swings open the mirrored cupboard doors and Matt appears on the left, Chris on the right.

I love Bliss!
I used to have a recurring dream that felt just like that.
Falling through endless space.


I used to wake up crying after that.
But then I was only 8, what do you expect?
Loss of gravity is surprisingly terrifying for a child.

Invincible is probably the only video I didn't like.
It's also the latest single, so you can probably catch it on MTV/Channel [V] to see what I mean.
It's a twisted version of Alice in Wonderland...and the song was shortened.
Bad move. =(

Also watched Unintended, Hysteria, Plug In Baby, New Born, Stockholm Syndrome and Butterflies and Hurricanes.

But I'm too lazy to screenie them. These are the ones I prefer anyway. ;o)

Gonna watch the rest tomorrow. =D
(I have nothing better to do!)

Next single:
Map of the Problematique!
Mom likes it too, says it rocks. =P

OMFG my favourite song off the album!
I thought Invincible would be the last, but YEAH-HUH this one will rock!
Can't wait! xDDD

Screenshots from YouTube.
Go watch the vids!


Song of the Day:

"Sober - Muse"

Bwahaha!