Still incapable of smiling =/

So, our Hari Patriotisme 2007 went something like this:

2 hours of speeches,

then

2 hours of camwhoring,

then

The rest of the time chitchatting and giggling.



I was looking all over for Banu to take a picture with her cause we were both wearing penjabi suits ^^, and I realised that she was in the very the first photograph I took. =/ (In the red and black penjabi suit)


We kicked off our shoes and braced ourselves for a brain-ful of patriotic speeches.
(I'll just assume they were patriotic - I didn't really pay attention)


The first time I've seen the school so colourful. (I've skipped out on all previous Hari Patriotisme-s)


Hop-scotch?


Since Sabs-the-snob =P refused to pose for me, I yelled at Anis who obliged.
Thank euu!


This is called 'melepaskan belon.'
...I don't think lengthening the rope actually qualifies as 'releasing baloons.' -.-


See? The baloons were so depressed, they committed suicide by way of exploding. =/
Balloons + tree branches = Colourful pieces of rubber ^^


The reds and pinks...


...and the blues!


All of us! (And then some...)


Fuzzy is a nutcase!
(See my timing damn cunted right? =P *klik*)


Patriotic Fuzzy, B and Fish.


Fuzzy gets turned on by suffocation.
o_O
(Ooo another SnMer!)


This is for Den!


I was just standing and fanning myself when Fish told me to freeze.
Hence the weird face. Haha.


After that, everyone wanted their solo shot!
Bb the cute!


Siew the sugoi =/


Fish the si mun! (Mom says)


Miss Choo da gangsta! =P


Chinese + Malay + Indian
=O


Nurul and I do the Bollywood dance!
(But I was too lazy I just sat and grinned like an idiot - and yes, I know you can see it, lol)


Super B!
(She looks taller in my shoes, no?)


I did my nails all Jalur-Gemilang-y to show my 'patriotism.'
(Nah, it was just an excuse to wear nail polish to school. xP)


Guan Yin hands!
I superfail - was stumbling on the chair to get higher, but photo was taken already, so I look like I'm munching on Fish's hair. o_O


Pink humps!


Tauro! Tauro!
(Sui is full of bull! ^^)


I don't know about you, but something about this pic looks distinctly wrong to me. =/


Who's taller?


...Who's taller?


Fish misses her...food?


Camhos in action!


Ganas B!
(There are hidden blades in the fan ala oldern Chinese concubines - or Mortal Kombat O_O)
*Looks like B was holding the fan right? But I was, haha.*


Presenting: Puan NOliza!
*Ta-daa!*

Smile! Knees bent! Butts out! Eyes open big-big! Don't sweat! Don't sweat! Work it, people!

After 5 exhausting hours, we found the elusive Banu and we pounced!
I look ill - I cannot fake a smile anymore! Cannot, cannot! Tiring! &#^$!

...And thus concludes this 2-day late Hari Patriotisme post.
Streamyx is a bitch as usual and I'm too lazy to upload anymore pictures (so many already!)
Hope you likes eet. =P

Song of the Day:

"Shiver - Maroon 5"

Headache. ><

Ok fine. So they aren't paranoid...

-.-'' I used to laugh at Amber and Sui who insist I take off my nametag whenever we go to Petaling Street or to ccs or whatever.

"Aren't you gonna take off your nametag?"
"Huh, why?"
"You want people to know your name meh?"
"Aiyo. Name only what...what can they do? Lazy la..."
"...you'd better."
"Hahaha...chill la!"

And I'd dismiss it.
They've stopped asking me to remove it since.

But today aiyo.

I was with Sui, B and Siew hunting for anime DVDs.
I just came out of 7-11 happily gobbling a chocolate ice-cream cone when this guy walking in the opposite direction leaned down and whispered right into my ear:

"Stephanie..."

Wtf invade my personal space can?
His face was practically in my hair, ok?!
Plus, he did the stupid ah-beng pronunciation:

Stee-fur-neeee...

Then he just straightened up and walked off like nothing happened.
...

Wade.
Man.
Damn freaky ok.

"K. I'm taking off my nametag!"
"...? Okay..."

Abigail didn't notice anything, it happened so fast.
Lol, she must've been wondering how random I was - taking off my nametag also have to inform her. Haha!

But that still does not deter eager chee cheong kai salesmen (or boys = =)

-.-

I was just looking around amusedly at the ang moh tourists looking around amusedly at the cheap knockoff Coach bags when I made the mistake of making eye contact with a vendor.

His face broke into a creepy grin.

"Leng lui! Come! Handbags for you!"

He beckoned wildly for me to go over.
Out of pure reflex I shot back a "No!" and scurried off, a bit freaked - after that creepy whispering incident and all.

o_O

Aiyerrrr, thinking about it makes my hair stand up, haha. ><

***

I'm so sick of short boys! Ahhhhh!
Today also, I walked past a group of secondary boys.
They gave me a glance.
Then, after I *just* passed:

"...damn scary."
"So tall ah!"
"Yeah!"

LIKE I CANNOT HEAR IS IT?
T.T

So mean! I felt like retorting:

"Wah, secondary school boys so short can ah?"

...But then I'd seem like a freak talking to myself, so I didn't.

I just ground my teeth and wished they would be stunted for life.
= = (Ok that was mean but they kinda deserved it! -pout-)

Luckily I managed to change my Air Gear (it now has English subtitles) or I might have gone home with the resolution to never come back to Petaling Street.

But I WILL keep going there until I've gotten my Girl From Hell, Rurouni Kenshin, Ouran High School and xXxholic!

Where else to find cheap DVDs?
You tell me.
(Please?)


Song of the Day:

"From the Inside - Linkin Park"

Come to Malaysia please (ASAP) =D

o.O''

Chem was just as bad.
Don't wanna talk about it.
My SPM trials = habis!

***

...I'm staring at some red marks on my left hand.
It seems to be 4 straight lines, 2 rows of 2, parallel to each other.

Oh YEAH!

I bit myself in school today!

"Why did you bit yourself?"
Sui Yi asked. (With her perfect grammar and all XD)

No, I'm not indulging in more masochistic activities again for the mere fun of it.

...I bit myself to stop myself laughing.

= =

Someone was checking Yi Ling out again today!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

*strides up from behind*

You should have seen Yap's OHMYGOD NO PLEASE SAVE ME I'M GONNA DIE face. -----------> O_O''!!!

I was just going to settle for a giant evil smirk when everyone else burst out laughing.
...Really. Exploded with laughter.
Right in front of Yap and her stalker.

It was hilarious!
The look on Yap's face...priceless!

"Nice hair! What did you do to it?!" *hand reaches out*
"...My hair was so emo, it cut itself." Yap delivered her line flawlessly with a perfect -.-'' face.

ROTFLMAOOL! =P
Yi Ling's soulmate has found her - and will not leave her - whether she likes it or not.

Zzz, you should've seen the look on her lover's admirer's face.

It was pure adoration.
O_o

Though Yi Ling, you shouldn't feel THAT special.
Poo (it's affectionate, not insulting!) told me that Admirer did the same routine:

Flutter-eyelids + simper + gaze-lovingly-through-eyelashes thing to this guy at choir comp. (Well at least it was a guy...is that saying something, Yap? =P)

And the poor guy was to polite (and sissy) to say anything so he started backing away fearfully.

As she was sticking a parang in his abdomen or something!
(...Maybe in his eyes, yea xD)

HAHAHAHA! *gnaws on knuckle*

"So I saved the poor guy by dragging [name removed] away from him." Poo said.
"Whaaat! Why'd you do that?"
"...?"
"Drag the guy away ma!"

=x Lols.

***

By the way, mom wants me to go to my school prom...
In a club....
And she'll pay a hundred bucks....
Sothat she can see me dress up.

=.=

So.
I'm.
Now.
Looking.
For a prom date.

*speechless*...Super -.-''

...who in their right mind will want...
Oh nevermind. Zzz.

(Oh yeah! Girls are most welcome to be my date too, haha! XD)
Whee~ We'll go check out the VI snobs. =P
(And trample all over their shiny Doc Martens too!)


Song of the Day:

"Lyla - Oasis"

Last day tomorrow!
(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Pardon some bitchiness in this post. =/
PMS-ing bwahaha!

Bio was gay!

T.T

It was horrible, terrible, disastrous - I have never felt more stupid in my entire life.
It was so bad I almost started crying in the damned exam hall.

No kidding.

But maybe that was because I was hyperventilating so hard - there wasn't enough air in the hall.
(I started feeling ill after Puan Ann started giving a long and pointless speech that nearly made me pass out.)

=.=

Talk about panic attacks.

How does the body regulate a high level of carbon dioxide in the blood?
(3 marks)

After a bit of thought (and cursing silently under my breath - why 3 marks dammit?) I put:

Breathe faster.

...

I think teacher is going to slice me open and use my organs for vile bio experiments.
-.-

Then they asked:

After cyanide passes through R, it does not function anymore blablabla...why?
(3 marks)

After stabbing myself repeatedly in the hand I put down:

R stopped functioning because cyanide is poisonous and made it die.

WTF! *vomit blood*

I am going to fail Bio.
For the first time in my entire life.
Teacher finally has a valid reason to punish me - after my A1 vaporises.

DAMMIT LA!

How many chromosomes are there in a normal human karyotype?
(1 mark)

23 pairs right?

Fuck it.

I put:

56 chromosomes.

*hangs self from fan*
x.x

I panicked until the extent of being unable to do simple mental arithmetic.
23x2 = 56

MY ARSE!

I feel like stepping out in front of a speeding train.
I mean, I could've aced this - and I end up screwing it front and back, top to toe.
Wade.

I feel so horrible, I mean there's my brain - fully functioning and I choose to panic and fail my best Science subject.

...

I'm useless.

A family of six children have a father of normal blood type and a mother who is a haemophilia gene carrier. The boys are all normal and the girls are not carriers. Explain how this could have happened.
(3 marks)

Being the genius that I am...

Because they got all the healthy genes.

...
Kill me.
Just kill me now.


Song of the Day:

"Time Like These - The Foo Fighters"

I. Hate. Myself.
...
*self-disgust*

15 things you may (or may not) have known about Denise

1. Denise is fair.

2. Denise is thoughtful.

3. Denise can make pots from clay.

4. Denise is taller than Nicholas Tse. (Er, sometimes?)

5. Denise conspires with others to make me look taller than I really am. =/

6. Denise wears pants that look like curtains. (But it's comfy!)

7. Denise can wear MY clothes, haha!

8. Denise has a jeans-friendly butt. (LOL)

9. Denise can pose with anything (A candy-cane reindeer in this case) ._.

10. Denise is an angel. o:-) See? The halo is proof!

11. Denise's version of heaven looks like THAT. *points upward*

12. Denise can sit still and be photogenic when others (cough) can't.

13. Denise believes in what she eats.

14. Denise cries when her finger gets bitten.
(Never mind that she poked her finger through it's BRAIN)

15. Denise believes in going with the flow. In any case.

LAWL!

Happy birthday (again) da jie!
Would've posted more, but streamyx sucks. =/

Song of the Day:

"Hey There Delilah - Plain White Ts"

This song is ridiculously easy to play and gets stuck in your head.