Once upon a time (for all stories must start with once upon a time) there was a girl named Spaghetti, for she loved to eat spaghetti.
Spaghetti day out, spaghetti day in. She never got tired of spaghetti.
Spaghetti was a pretty normal person, she hated sleeping early and loathes waking up early. She rarely ever loses her temper, but when she does, watch out!
Her temper is like a volcano, spewing steaming hot spaghetti sauce and meatballs the size of Mount Nyiragongo that flattens everyone in their path.
But that is a rare occasion.
One day, Spaghetti went to school all cheerful, as she had a good night's sleep and was looking forward for some human company, after rotting at home for 2 weeks.
Then the unavoidable handing out of test papers began.
The Sarkit, who is aptly named as she is a pain-in-the-arse of commendable degree, started handing out the EST paper.
Spaghetti was very sad as she scored only 29/30...she tried making The Sarkit see reason, but afraid that she wouldn't live up to her name, The Sarkit refused to listen and exited the classroom with a dismissive "I'll discuss later!"
As if.
Then, Miss Tini as she was called, after shrinking a considerable amount after giving birth to her lord-knows-what-th child, gave out the Maths paper. Spaghetti was delighted to find that she scored an A1 by Form 4 standards.
But alas! If this were in SPM, it would've been a mere A2! Spaghetti was sad. =( Spaghetti tried digging for marks, as she loved to do, but to no avail. Her final mark was 79%
Spaghetti said to herself: "Well, at least it's the highest in class - a consolation."
After recess, Spaghetti rushed to Chemistry class, and saw the teacher recording the marks in her book. Spaghetti was happy that she was getting her paper back.
Saving Spaghetti's paper for last, the Chemistry teacher, Jenny Ding-Dong Head handed the paper over the Spaghetti with a smirk.
Spaghetti opened the paper and was immediately crushed.
-20
The evil Ding-Dong head minused 20 marks from Spaghetti's paper simply because she 'didn't like the answer'! Spaghetti was infinitely dissatisfied with Jenny Ding-Dong, and tried to appeal for her 20 marks back.
But despite her pleas and Spaghetti's friend, WaterFish's arguments, Jenny Ding-Dong refused to budge.
"Let this be a lesson." she said.
Spaghetti promptly burst into tears right there in the classroom, for the first time since she was 8 years old. And that was only because she slammed her hand between two tables.
"How can she do this to me?" Spaghetti wailed.
"I study my freaking arse off, and I got the higest marks in my whole class, then she goes ahead and BAM! Takes 20 fucking marks of the paper just because she DOESN'T LIKE MY FUCKING ANSWER??!"
But there was nothing she could do, because Ding-Dong was part of a dastardly scheme to frustrate Spaghetti, and wouldn't budge an inch.
Spaghetti wiped her tears and went back to class sorrowfully.
"English period!" she thought. "Something to look forward to, at least!"
But no! The loathesome English teacher said that Spaghetti's paper was the 'best of the worst'!
'Now, is that a compliment, or an insult?' Spaghetti wondered.
Thus, with her hopes sat on and squished mercilessly, Spaghetti plotted revenge against the hated Jenny Ding-Dong and The Sarkit.
Spaghetti picked up the weekend papers and took a glance at the headlines.
...
"Oh dear, what a tragic loss."
Spaghetti laughed, a manic, deranged lunatic.
"For the love of 20 marks..." Spaghetti hissed.
***THE END***
Song of the Day:
"In The End - Linkin Park"
Go figure.
Spaghetti day out, spaghetti day in. She never got tired of spaghetti.
Spaghetti was a pretty normal person, she hated sleeping early and loathes waking up early. She rarely ever loses her temper, but when she does, watch out!
Her temper is like a volcano, spewing steaming hot spaghetti sauce and meatballs the size of Mount Nyiragongo that flattens everyone in their path.
But that is a rare occasion.
One day, Spaghetti went to school all cheerful, as she had a good night's sleep and was looking forward for some human company, after rotting at home for 2 weeks.
Then the unavoidable handing out of test papers began.
The Sarkit, who is aptly named as she is a pain-in-the-arse of commendable degree, started handing out the EST paper.
Spaghetti was very sad as she scored only 29/30...she tried making The Sarkit see reason, but afraid that she wouldn't live up to her name, The Sarkit refused to listen and exited the classroom with a dismissive "I'll discuss later!"
As if.
Then, Miss Tini as she was called, after shrinking a considerable amount after giving birth to her lord-knows-what-th child, gave out the Maths paper. Spaghetti was delighted to find that she scored an A1 by Form 4 standards.
But alas! If this were in SPM, it would've been a mere A2! Spaghetti was sad. =( Spaghetti tried digging for marks, as she loved to do, but to no avail. Her final mark was 79%
Spaghetti said to herself: "Well, at least it's the highest in class - a consolation."
After recess, Spaghetti rushed to Chemistry class, and saw the teacher recording the marks in her book. Spaghetti was happy that she was getting her paper back.
Saving Spaghetti's paper for last, the Chemistry teacher, Jenny Ding-Dong Head handed the paper over the Spaghetti with a smirk.
Spaghetti opened the paper and was immediately crushed.
-20
The evil Ding-Dong head minused 20 marks from Spaghetti's paper simply because she 'didn't like the answer'! Spaghetti was infinitely dissatisfied with Jenny Ding-Dong, and tried to appeal for her 20 marks back.
But despite her pleas and Spaghetti's friend, WaterFish's arguments, Jenny Ding-Dong refused to budge.
"Let this be a lesson." she said.
Spaghetti promptly burst into tears right there in the classroom, for the first time since she was 8 years old. And that was only because she slammed her hand between two tables.
"How can she do this to me?" Spaghetti wailed.
"I study my freaking arse off, and I got the higest marks in my whole class, then she goes ahead and BAM! Takes 20 fucking marks of the paper just because she DOESN'T LIKE MY FUCKING ANSWER??!"
But there was nothing she could do, because Ding-Dong was part of a dastardly scheme to frustrate Spaghetti, and wouldn't budge an inch.
Spaghetti wiped her tears and went back to class sorrowfully.
"English period!" she thought. "Something to look forward to, at least!"
But no! The loathesome English teacher said that Spaghetti's paper was the 'best of the worst'!
'Now, is that a compliment, or an insult?' Spaghetti wondered.
Thus, with her hopes sat on and squished mercilessly, Spaghetti plotted revenge against the hated Jenny Ding-Dong and The Sarkit.
***One year later***
Spaghetti picked up the weekend papers and took a glance at the headlines.
TEACHERS FOUND DEAD AT RENOWNED SCHOOL, STUDENTS CELEBRATE
Kuala Lumpur: Yesterday, two teachers from the premier girl's school, The Pineapple Hill Nunnery were found dead. Commonly known as 'The Sarkit', the school's EST teacher was found dead alongside The Pineapple Hill Nunnery's resident Chemistry teacher, identified only as Jenny Ding-Dong. Jenny Ding-Dong appeared to have died of severe head injuries, while The Sarkit had died of burns from potent hydrochloric acid. An eyewitness says that the teachers had had an argument in the school lab, with Jenny losing her temper and smashing a bottle of concentrated hydrochloric acid over The Sarkit's head. In her last moments of lucidity, The Sarkit threw a few ball bearings at Jenny Ding-Ding's head, causing her death. The eyewitness, who only wishes to be identified as 'Noodle,' claims that the teachers were not liked and that school was glad to be rid of them. Investigations continue today.
...
"Oh dear, what a tragic loss."
Spaghetti laughed, a manic, deranged lunatic.
"For the love of 20 marks..." Spaghetti hissed.
***THE END***
Song of the Day:
"In The End - Linkin Park"
Go figure.
6 comments:
Highest in class! You should be proud of that. Just forget about Jenny. She's a lousy teacher. I had her before, I know. Don't let her be the cause of you disliking the subject. :)
You did well! Good job!
p.s. i had pasta for dinner! yumyum. rigatoni matriciana.
and spaghetti even shocked my by...ahem.......
don giv a shit la.........marks only............those numbers wont eat your life...
eks....got typo....you figure out urself la....
Hahahaha that is evil.
I think I had the same Chem teacher as you did - she made me hate Chem!
waterfish is upset because waterfish is beaten by spaghetti in at least 4 subjects while waterfish only beats spaghetti in ... oh.. 4 subjects too!! haha! now waterfish=spaghetti!
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