Friday, May 23, 2008

Abused!

-sniff-

Tell me again, why do boys like to hit girls?
Have they not outgrown that practice yet after all these years?

I got punched not once, not twice, but THREE times by the same guy today!
What is WRONG with you people?

Yes, yes, I know boys like to greet each other hello with a friendly punch on the arm sometimes, but didn't you know that you should not hit girls anymore the moment you hit puberty?

You don't know your strength any more. =_=

The moment Econs - my last paper! - was over I turned around to talk to Viv, who was sitting in the row to my left. My elbow was on the table behind me. While I was in the middle of the conversation...

-punch-

"Ow! What was that for?"

I turned around and gave Kenny an injured look, after he punched me twice - first softly, then harder.

"Oh...er..."

*pauses to think*

"...cause you bully me ma!"
"-.-? Bullied you? Since when?"
"Neh...that day DotA la, you bullied me..."
"Wha...so you have to hit me?"
"Ahaha...ya la..."

He looked embarassed and I softened a bit.

"Anyway, how was the paper?"
"The paper ah...you can do or not?"
"Can gua...only the last question I have no idea what they want."

He mumbled some reply, and satisfied that I have layaned him enough, I resumed my discussion of the Econs paper with Viv.

Walaoeh, who knew that roughly 10 minutes later, he'd punch me AGAIN?

This time, I was in the corridor peering at the open Econs text book Viv was holding. Ying and Viv were laughing at some stuff they wrote in the paper when Kenny shuffled up to us again. He stood in our circle for a little while, appearing to study the text as well.

After a few moments.

-punch-

I gave him a confused glare.

"Can you please STOP hitting me?"
"Eheheh..."
"That really hurt, ok?"

I can't remember much else, but I remember I was quite annoyed and that he was muttering some weird reason for having the compulsion to hit me multiple times in the space of 15 minutes.

Swt. Why do weird things happen to me?
o_o''

Oh, did I mention that this is the same guy who 'tried' to hit me last week, but failed miserably and instead causing Julian, Danish and I to succumb to fits of laughter?

Julian and I were sitting behind Danish and Kenny.
Kenny hit Danish on the arm, and Danish protested.

"Wei, pain ah. See, red already!"
"What did you do to him?"
"Neh, I hit him like this..."

He held up a closed fist with his middle and index fingers sticking out, firmly pressed together, and did a mini-karate chop in mid air.

"Yala! So painful you know!"
"Really? Hit me and see?"
"...?"
"Hit me! Hit me!"

In a blatant display of masochism, I immediately lay my left forearm flat on the table, palm up and looked at him expectantly.

Without much hesitation or protest over the fact that he was asked to hit a girl (please ignore the fact that the request was made by the girl herself,) he sliced his hand down in one rapid motion...

...and slammed his closed fist down on the table!

HAHAHAHA!

He recoiled in pain and shock while Julian, Danish and I burst into peals of laughter.

My arm was so thin that when his fist had reached the table already, his two fingers had barely grazed my forearm.

"OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID! HAHAHAHA!"
"..."

He looked indignant and embarassed while cradling his fist in his other hand.
Priceless, I tell you.
So eager to hit a girl and he ends up hurting himself. ;D

What goes around comes around.

After I happily related the ridiculous incident to all my friends, I threw my hands over my head in 'Yes! It's the weekend!' gesture, I punched the doorframe.

...

=_=''

(...Why is the doorframe so low?)

***

"Where are you going after this?"
"Home. Why?"
"Oh, I thought we can go takei later. You want?"
"Huh. Ftz is closed lar."
"What?"
"Ftz is closed."
"Sorry, what?"

I leaned in closer and hissed.

"Ftz is CLOSED. For 2 weeks."

I held up 2 fingers to emphasize my point.
I felt an invigilator glaring at me so I turned back to face the front, mourning my lost oppurtunity to go and play DotA. T_T

Ftz is closed for TWO WEEKS!
(In case you failed to get my point earlier. Who knows? You may be just as slow as Kenny. =/)

Why is it closed?
I don't get it. =(
But oh well, better these two weeks where there are holidays than any two weeks when I'm actually IN college and have nothing to do for LAN classes.

Plus, I'm broke for the month. -.-
I've been broke since last week...and I owe Viv 10 bucks.
But I'm sure I could have gotten him to pay. 2 bucks isn't much. (Or are they that kiam siap? No gua...)

I can't wait for June to come.

Fresh allowance!
Holidays!
Ice skating!
Birthdays!

*cough* Hint. *cough* =x


Song of the Day:

"Noots - Sum 41"

Nicky was right, once I KO for the afternoon I won't wake up to play with him d.
Lol. I'm an hour late (and would've been later had mom not woken me up with a phone call.)
Btw, Jon says this is my name in Japanese: ステフニス Can anyone confirm? ^^

Choose your words carefully...

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: night nighty nicky
CALL SHER

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
i'll play with u 2mrw

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: belanja him chendol
;D
OO
YES

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahahaha

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: 6 HOURS
i book you jor!

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahahhaha
(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: from err
9 pm to 3 am
;D

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
i'll come on a silver platter lozl

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: mm
sounds yummy

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahahaha

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: ;D
kk

(23:12) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
!!!
*go gets apple suit*

(23:12) [Sutehunisu]: go get your garnishings ready while i whet my appetite
ew
apples
i think
chocolate!

(23:13) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
chocolate suit?
hahahahahahaha

(23:13) [Sutehunisu]: rofl
just roll around in it
yum

(23:13) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahahaha
aight

(23:13) [Sutehunisu]: kk
chao chocoboy

(23:13) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
ciao choco-ravager

(23:13) [Sutehunisu]: o_o
omigod

(23:13) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahahaha

(23:13) [Sutehunisu]: bad choice of words
tonight cannot sleep jor
x_X

(23:13) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
i meant that in the best way possible lozl
LOL
hahaha
(23:14) [Sutehunisu]: . . .
omigod
go away
before i eat you
lol
(23:14) roT.Ten- *unicef
NiCh0l@S <3:
hahaha
good luck 2mrw

Holy cow. Choco-ravager? @@
Sounds so [insert adjective here.]


But then again, it's kinda cool. ;D
Kind of...=/

Waking up to a cute smile can really make your day.
I KO'd on the stairs in college, head against the railing and woke up to a 'hahaha, good morning!'

My eyes cracked open to see a smiling face.
Walao. I could melt on the steps just like that man. o_O
(But to preserve my dignity I just smiled back sleepily and pretended to go back to sleep.)

So few people I know have that special smile. Whenever I see a person who possesses it, I cannot help but take a liking to the person.

Swarna has one. ^^
That guy has one.
Nicky says I'm in love with him, but he's being ridiculous!
Right? ._.''


Song of the Day:

"Amaranth - Nightwish"

Still miss Tarja.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Childish

That's what Viv called me when I related the following story:

I was playing DotA earlier.

I was practising my Mirana and I got into a squabble with a Centaur.


=_=
I was not in a good mood as my some of my arrows were missing and my teammates were quite noob. But I didn't say anything because I could see that they were trying quite hard - I mean what does an underfarmed Crystal Maiden do when an extremely well-fed Nevermore ambushes you?

However, I snapped when the stupid Centaur marched into the forest and blatantly ks-ed the neutrals I was farming.


OMG GO AWAY LA DIU

What?

Can't you see I'm farming?

What, got law says I cannot farm meh?

I was here first, you blind issit? Ks my creeps for?

You leh?
Nvm, next time I'll let you die =]

Lol, try la.

Don't worry, I don't have to try. They'll kill you. =]

You die first la, feeder.
4-2, 1-6 don't talk, noob.
You so noob.

I see you feed then I happy liao. ^^
Stupid tiger.

Idiot donkey.

Suddenly, he died.


Wtf I typing la!
Type summore type summore. Feed more, then I sure happy de. Donkey.

Ugly tiger!

Donkey heehaw HEEHAW.


He respawned...and died again.


LOL!

Sei stupid ugly tiger!
Type summore la! Type la! HEEHAWHEEHAWHEEHAW LOL!

Lol wtf tiger.

He ended laughing anyway.
._. Also learned this from Viv.
You just don't bother scolding them - they'll just throw it right back in your face. If you start talking nonsense, they'll either have nothing else to say or they'll just start laughing.

Both results are definitely more desirable than being sworn at.


Lol.

How did a noble Centaur Warchief become a donkey, I still have no idea. =_=

Anger makes my brain work in random ways.

HEEHAW!


(And wtf, 'ugly tiger'? He couldn't think of a better comeback? Hahaha)

Song of the Day:

"Your Love is a Lie - Simple Plan"

Is it just me or does the chorus sound like Jesse McCartney's Right Where You Want Me?
The intro riff also sounds disturbingly familiar. Cut-and-paste song? =/