What do you do when...

...you have a friend which is a homosexual and another who is homophobic?

Duh, keep them apart of course!

I have always been wondering...
Can a lesbian and a gay man fall in love which other?

@.@

Ah, questions that can never be solved by us (by assuming the majority of my readers are straight) heterosexuals.

Some people claim that homosexuals are that way by choice, whereas some claim they were born that way.

Hormone imbalance?

Anyway, if you aren't a homosexual, don't make assumptions. If it is supposedly 'against God's will,' then let God judge them, right?

Right.

***

Anyway, I am sick! Shaun gave me a cough over the weekend, which then developed into a fever, and to top it all off, I'm WHEEZING.

Gross. =.=

Now you know why I dislike most children - this one coughed in my face on PURPOSE!

Like - I'm suffering, so let's ALL suffer together!

Btw, my pain tolerance when I'm sick is incredibly low, so don't pinch/slap/hit me please.
I just banged my leg against the table, and I was immobile with pain.

That's something I would normally shrug off, not go OWOWOWOW!

Anyway, yesterday was the prefect's election - something I have missed for the past 2 years, due to sickness. This year was ALMOST the third year running, but I had to give Sui my Bleach DVD to change (last day) so I somehow dragged myself to school.

And nearly fainted during assembly. o_o

Then I went home during recess because the prefects' speeches made me nauseous.

***3 days later***

That post ended there because I had a sudden urge to sleep.
...
Nah, I can't remember why I stopped.

Anyway, I went to school on Friday and almost fainted during assembly again. -.-

I think I'm seriously undernourished. The weighing scale tells me I lost THREE freaking kg since I last weighed myself.

That just knocked off 0.5 points off my BMI.

Dots.

See? One bug can develop into a fever and keep me out of school for 3 days (not that I'm complaining at all) and I'm still coughing until now.

I can feel myself becoming skinnier. I don't know how - maybe I can jump higher or something - but I feel skinnier. =.=

My legs are seriously turning back into toothpicks, after successfully putting some flesh on to them. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO LOSE WEIGHT HUH? Now I'm supposed to wear a skirt on my birthday and I have chopstick legs.

Ahaha.

Anyway, SPM trial is on the 8th of AUGUST.
WHEE! That means I can go to Sydney! Yessyesssssyessssssssssssssssssssssssss!

(Not thinking about studying)

Dear Mister education minister,

What do you think about abolishing Add Maths?
C'mon, edu department, you have one more month to do it, it's not too late yet!

And while you're on a roll, why not make BM elective, and ban Sejarah and Moral as well?

And because when you do things, you should do them wholeheartedly, therefore please introduce Music (practical) as a formal subject. Art classes should also be compulsory, because to be whole human beings, we have to develop both our right brains and left brains.

So, here's a list of subjects I suggest:

English
(Because it's the most widely used language, besides Chinese I think)
We will abolish completely the use of the phrase 'much more easier.'

Maths
(Because people who cannot count change correctly suck)
No nonsense topics like sets - just lots of probability and things we will actually apply in real life.

Bio
(For our left brain, and because it's the most interesting field of science)
So people will stop giving doctors free income through consultation fees and learn that there is NO CURE for the common flu. So, stupid teachers will stop insisting on MCs from doctors when you say you selsema.

Logical thinking
(Because a lot of people lack basic common sense)
Seriously, have you played DotA on Zion before?

Art
(For our right brain, and to express our creativity)
Teach us things like drawing upside down and with our left hand - always handy for Pictionary.

Music
(Also for our right brain, and to express our feelings without the need for words - essays SUCK)
20:80 ratio of theory to practical

Social studies
(aka FREE TIME TO GOSSIP!)
To develop our social skills as true Malaysians. Would you like a cup of tea, sir?

Fashion for the individual
(Always fascinating)
NO MORE AH LIANS!

Just a thought,

Stephanie

Song of the Day:

"Strangers Like Me - Phil Collins"

My cuzz is staying with me for a month! Lol ._.

#300

Question:

How often do you see schoolgirls walking around the school clutching paper cups full of - I kid you not - fresh warm urine?

Ok, maybe once a year for each of the five science classes, but it's still creepy, nonetheless.

Imagine:

You walk into your friend from another class during recess, and you see her carrying this party paper cup from...the bathroom?

And you're like, "Hey, whatcha got there? Chrysanthemum tea ah? Didn't know they sell hot one in school..."

And your friend goes:

"Oh, that's not tea la, it's my pee."

"..."

Like, wtf.
Haha!

Luckily for me, I was not stopped by anyone on my from the bathroom to the lab.

***

For our Form 5 peka, we are supposed to conduct an experiment on input of water versus output of urine.

And I find it extremely unfair, because our class sucks - only 7 (unfortunate) people did it.
The rest will just copy our results.

WHAT LA NO SEMANGAT KELAS ONE!

Stand together, suffer together la!

Though I must admit, the lab would pretty much stink if there were 30+ cups of urine around.

So, we were supposed to drink various amounts of water, 100-600 ml, and then go and pee every half hour for 3 times - into a freaking PAPER CUP - and measure it in the lab.

...

*hair stands up*

I mean, this is...I have no words for it.

We girls can't just grab ourselves and aim like guys can, if you get what I mean.
*pointed look*

Only 7 people did it, because there was raptai for Hari Anugerah Cemerlang, therefore a lot of people ponteng kelas/refused to do it/said they had their period.

-.-;

I was going to say that too, but unfortunately Banu was organizing the class, and not our Bio teacher. I cannot lie to a friend (well, these kind of lies, anyway) even though I would, without hesitation, tell my Bio teacher with a straight face that she could 'check' if she wanted to.

I mean, she can't violate our privacy riiiiight?

I say got period then got lor!
Prove me wrong if you can! Wahahaha!

(Or maybe I should go the Yi Ling way - got cirit-birit la!)

But cannot la. If I lied to Banu, I'd feel so guilty.

I mean hell, it took me a shitload of effort to even TYPE the words 'saya merupakan pelajar yang baik yang sentiasa memberi perhatian semasa cikgu mengajar' for my moral folio.

Some people could just write that without batting an eyelid, even though they full well sleep even when teacher is standing 6 feet away from them. *cough*Yap*cough*

(In the end, I settled for: Saya cuba menjadi pelajar yang baik dengan sentiasa memberi perhatian semasa pelajaran dijalankan.)

Anyway, lucky lucky me, I was assigned (ok, I volunteered) to drink 600 ml.
If you want to do it, might as well go to the extremes, right?

Wrong.

If you know me well enough, 600 ml of water is what I normally drink in a DAY.
Much less in 5 minutes.

It made me nauseous and bloated after a while. And it was only WATER - not cow's blood or some other Fear Factor substance.

And you know what?

After going for the first round, I almost freaked - I thought the paper cup was going to overflow.

...

But luckily it didn't, that's all I can say. (Phew.)

So we went to the lab to measure the amount in a measuring cylinder, (I pity the next class that uses those cylinders) and Puan Tan was there.

"What are you all doing? Preparing standard solution ah?"
"No..."
"Dilution is it? What is it?"
"Urine."
"Whaaat?"
"Urine. For bio."
"Ha, really?
"They're torturing us, teacher! How can they do this to us! It's traumatizing!"
"No la, interesting what..."
"...Mmmrfghhmmnnm..."

Only teachers (and maybe doctors) would think studying your EXCRETION is interesting. ==

Anyway, my readings were:

1. 250 ml (exactly)
2. 250 ml (exactly, I didn't know I was so robotic ==)
3. 40 ml

Therefore, I can conclude that my body absorbed 60 ml of water.

Only 60 ml!
Out of 600 ml!

THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE US DRINK 600 ml AH?
DRINK 60 ml CAN LIAO LA! THEN NO NEED TO GO AND PEE IN A CUP, OK?

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Anyway, if you think this is gross, consider:

1. Urine is sterile, therefore you can't say it is dirty.

2. Urine contains the same components as sweat - mainly salt and urea. So when you wipedyour face on your sleeve after a particularly exerting game of football, it is equivalent to sticking your head in a bucket of pee.

3. Some people drink urine on a DAILY basis, and enjoy it. They claim it has healthy properties. (Don't try this at home, urea is poisonous in large amounts)

4. In Victorian times people used pee as a medical remedy in ancient times. (To be consumed, or bathed in.)

***

So this is considered...ok la. (Don't ask me how I knew all that.)

For the record, I scrubbed my hands thoroughly with disinfectant after each measurement - even though urine has no germs. == It's more for my mental ease.

P.s. Urine is really warm when it's fresh. You can feel it radiating through the paper cup.


Song of the Day:

"Wonderwall - Oasis"

I really wanted to enjoy a game of DotA tonight, but some nubcakes totally ruined it for me ==
(Hence my less-than-wonderful mood and malicious intent to gross everyone out)

*smirk*
Did I succeed?

Sleepover

Last night at the ashram. =)

Mizz supervisor/chaperone wasn't there, so we had tons of fun and slept at 3.30 am.

Twister!
Pictionary!
DSL!
Cards!
Supper!

Unfortunately, mister backup supervisor WAS there and woke us all up at 7.30 am.

4 hours of sleep only!
Because of that, my immune system protested - and went on strike.

"Walauwei, 4 hours of sleep only, how you expect me to work ah? You siao kia owner! I dowan work for you liao!"

And that is why I am sitting here at the comp all miserable with a runny nose and smarting eyes. Punctuating each sentence with a YEAHCHEW! (That's a sneeze if you couldn't tell ==)

Even though I am feeling rather crappy right now, I still love spending time with my friends.
Sounds so cheesy right?
But I don't feel so alone when they're around, even if we don't talk much, due to my zipped-mouthness. (And whatever that DOES come out is rather caustic and ouch-inducing, sorry.) It's nice to feel wanted.

Anyway, mommy and I have been watching Bleach!
=P

It's very nice!
However, the subtitles = guaranteed sucks.

Soul Reaper = Death (...)
Soul Cutter = Sword
Soul Society = Soul City
Hollow = Shapeless
Whole = Positive souls
Yuzu AND Karin AND Ichigo = Kurozaki -.-;;
Rukia = Lukia
Orihime = Olihime (typical cheena accent lol)
Zabimaru = Snake? (I didn't think it was snake, correct me if I'm wrong though)

These are only some of the weird things. o_O
Their grammar also sucks in general.
But I translate them for mommy la, so can survive, haha.

I still don't see why people like Hitsugaya so much!


I mean ya la, his sword damn cool, ice and all that. But I don't know la, he looks like a small kid! With white hair!
And he's just over 5 feet tall! (Ek, now I sound prejudiced against short guys)

Renji is so cool. See? People like Renji I can understand.
He's tall, he's got wicked sick hair and funky tattoo-ed on eyebrows. (What's wrong with that? Old ladies like to do that too, only their results look more like they're permanently surprised)

People who like Byakuya also I understand. Even though mommy says he's evil and wants to kill his own sister, his ban kai is so pretty that it makes up for any shortcomings he has.

Senbonzakura!

But whateverrrrr! Ichimaru is still my favourite. =P
He's almost always smiling (or smirking, whichever you may call it)
And he's so freaking tall can? 6 foot plus!

Even my mom thinks he's cute, when she saw the part where he pushed Ichigo out of Seiteirei with his zanpaku-to and said Byebye! in this super cheerful voice, like total strangers weren't trying to invade his home or something.

Anyway, Khai surprised me by giving me a belated birthday present.
(Paiseh, all I gave him was a lollipop which SOMEONE gave to me T.T)

I was thinking about people and their pets, and how they name them.
Normally it's after something familiar or a name of something or someone that they like.
And then I thought about Yi Ling and her cat-fetish.

Then I thought if I had a cat - which would never happen - I'd call it...

And Khai's present was a little wooden cat.

...Yoruichi!

Lol, I'm so imaginative.

(Yoruichi is a character in Bleach who also takes the form of a cat with a guy's voice. Haha.

Meoww!

(No, you don't have to understand this post at all.)


Song of the Day:

"Fix You - Coldplay"

YEAH-CHOO! Fix me! Fix me~~