Saturday, January 20, 2007

Attack of the noobs!

***DotA post, don't wanna read, back off now.***

They accused me of maphacking.

(MH is using a program whereby you can see the whole map while playing DotA, thus enabling you to see incoming ambushes and backstabbing)

They were like:
'rzor mh!'
'lr mh right?'

So I was riiight. -_-

Just because I haven't gotten killed by those noobs yet doesn't mean I maphack ok?
Fair enough, I HAVE the program, but I have used it only once, when it was first installed by my cousin's.

But only noobs maphack. You'll never improve if you maphack.

So anyway, I just said 'no I don't maphack' and continued doing whatever.

Then the host said again, 'rzor mh laaa'

And this time, they got my teammate to message me saying 'btm lane g.'

Meaning, whatever heroes in my lane were gone. So they expected me to walk down and start pushing there.

Not being a complete and total idiot (who on EARTH walks into enemy territory after they said all that?) I backed off and hid.

Sure enough, like 5 seconds later an enemy hero emerged from the forest into my lane.
Bet that guy was pissed I wasn't there.

So then:
' I TOLD YOU RAZOR MH ONE!!!"

... -.-

Even my team leader didn't believe me.

'yalor, lr mh one'

Then he privated me and asked YET again:

'you mh ar?'

'no. what makes you think so? i see enemy msg i b la'

I felt like adding 'You patronising assholian noob parading around as a pro.'

But yeah, I've made a resolution to not insult anyone playing DotA (let alone noobs who are probably suicidal and have nothing better to do than act pro and who would probably kill themselves if someone attempted to crack their 'hero' facade.)

***DotA post ends and normal posting resumes***

So anyway, I was being a total bitch yesterday, due to sleeping 3 and a half hours a day for a week. AND I almost fell asleep standing up in assembly.

Seriously! I didn't even hear the announcements, my eyes were shut also.
Then suddenly I felt myself keeling over to the side and quickly jerked my eyes open and righted myself.

T.T

Oh yeah, and my schoolmates' brother is a new temporary teacher in my school.
You'd think CBNers have never seen a member of the male species before (excluding Mr Hoo who is married to a vietnamese lady and Encik Rohizan who has white hair already)

So yeah, since Sarkit like, broke her back falling of a ladder (HA!)... he replaced her and is now teaching my class EST.

So, this is the first time I've heard my class pay SO much attention to the teacher without being asked to or being forced to.

There were absolutely staring at him I'm telling you. xD
He's definitely above average in the looks department, but uhhh other than that I don't see anything else to go googoogaagaa about.

Sui said there were a couple of Form 2 girls who walked pass him and started nudging each other saying: 'you love him! you love him! I know you do!' then laughing.

Aiyoyo, seriously jakun man. Really never see guy before.

But anyway I'm glad he's teaching because:

NO SARKIT!! YAY!!! YIPPEE!!
And yeah, I'd rather slave under a guy my schoolmates are drooling about than work for Sarkit (a position no one envies)

So yeah, life rocks. =P

And the part about being bitchy, yeah, I was complaining how he made me read the whole text passage (almost 2 pages long!) by myself when I was bone-tired.

Lol, stupid I know. Like it's his fault I'm dead tired and his fault that I'm the EST rep.
But then, I really felt a wave of spite engulfing me.

Ick.

It's probably the hate of doing anything related to EST left over from under the tutoring (or lack of) of the Sarkit.

Ok, I'ma sleep nicely this weekend and be saintly schoolgirl again next week. ^^

Don't ask me why I volunteered to be EST AJK.
But yeah, see? It's good to sacrifice yourself and save your classmates from the wrath of Sarkit by placing yourself in between her venomous claws.

Only to be rewarded by having the evil dragon break her back.

WAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Still not a saint after 8 hours of sleep, I see)


Song of the Day:

"Bohemian Crapsody, er I mean, Rhapsody - RedQueen"

American Idol ish shoooo funnneeeee! *giggles hysterically*

3 comments:

Sodapickles said...

*retard act starts*

*screams*

I wannnnaaaa linkk uu!!!!

Can I? can I? Can I?? pls pls pls????

*candy high*
~~tralalalaaa~~

*retard act ends*

YL said...

LOL.

i was too busy looking at our classmates than looking at mr peter.

you should see amber!!!

so high la her. and answers every ques he asked.

haha.

snowbunnie said...

Haha, sure sodapickles. =P I'd be honoured. ^^

And Yap, OMGROFL @ 5K. Drool all over the tables, haha.