Malaysians! *rants*

So, recently I heard two stories from my friends - both of which annoyed me no end.

1. FAILED driver

My ex-classmate recently banged and dented the back of an angmoh's car and had her P license revoked as the angmoh lodged a police report.

She complained and raged that the angmoh should have just 'settled it outside' - meaning paying a lump sum to the angmoh to get his car fixed up. That way, she wouldn't have to lose her license.

Furthermore, she said that she banged a local's vehicle prior to that incident and the guy agreed to settle it with cash since he pitied her - she was on her P plates after all ma. She cursed the angmoh and asked him to fucking go back to his fucking country lah, righteous asshole.

Well, all I can say is THAT is precisely why we have so many FUCKING AWFUL drivers in Malaysia.

Well, I can understand how upset she was, being 1 month away from a legit license and all - but don't blame the angmoh wei.

There is a reason the government revokes P plates when you BANG someone - so crappy drivers like you won't be let loose upon the public.

This time it's a car, what if next time it's a person?

Ridiculous. Summore dare to say she banged ppl before. -__- Banged twice in the short amount of time that your P plates are on, and you still think you deserve to have your license? NO. YOU. DON'T.

I certainly don't want horrible drivers like you banging my car when I get my license and start driving.

She didn't mention any extenuating circumstances - whether it was actually the angmoh's fault that his car got banged. If it was, I'm sorry for getting all pissy, but the way you put it was like you were just pissed at the guy for reporting you, that's all.

And if it WAS his fault that you managed to bang his car, you should lodge your own report in your defense instead of ranting on facebook. -__-

But wtf la, bang ppl's car and still dare to scold other ppl. Thick skin or not you tell me?

Malaysian attitude wei. So selamba...whatever happens then happens la. It's okay wan. You didn't mean it so it's okaaaay.

Next time you bang a bike and the motorcyclist falls off and breaks his back, are you going to get pissed that he reported you instead of 'going lenient' on you and settling for a lump sum of money, leaving you free to go bang and injure other motorists? -____-

Okay la, I'm not saying that she injured anyone in those two incidents, but the point is, when you bang someone, injury/death CAN happen.

You're just lucky that this accident was mild.

Swt. Don't know what the fuck they are thinking wei.

Fuck Malaysian culture and thinking that you can pay everything off. Speeding? Nvm bribe a cop. Bang ppl's car? Nvm pay them off.

Next you speed and kill a passenger in another car, I'll have you know that the passenger's friends and family will be SO glad that you saved money paying a cop off and avoiding demerits.

I mean if you try to bribe and the person accepts it then yippee, good for you. But if they don't, then you DO NOT deserve to curse them and blame them for the consequences you're gonna face for YOUR mistake. What the fuck man.

Next time if you bang and kill a kid, try telling their parents that 'bukannya aku intentionally nk lanngar dia.'

2. FAILED pedestrian

Another story. My friend was reversing into a parking lot one day, and a whole family - mommy, daddy, daughter - decides to cross the parking lot WHILE my friend was clearly in the midst of parking.

Not expecting people to be so retarded, my friend merely grazed the daughter with her car - not even banged over - and the family goes apeshit on her, screaming that she's not educated and blablabla.

Eh, tell me la. If you're so concerned about your daughter's wellbeing, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LETTING HER WALK THROUGH A PARKING LOT AND NOT ON THE SIDEWALK?

Retarded idiots.

Haven't you seen the way parents let their children walk on the inner side while walking along a road? That is because they want to PROTECT their children from being hit by some crappy driver with poor judgement.

Even boyfriends will do that for their girlfriends to protect them from snatch thieves. It's called PROTECTIVE INSTINCT.

Here you are, not only letting your daughter walk on the exposed side of traffic, but crossing a parking lot WHILE a car is parking?

That is just fucking stupid and an excellent display of FAILED parenting and ignorance.

The worst part was when my friend parked her car and left, the family came back and totally scratched and fucked up her car.

WTF? WOW, you're certainly showing your kid a good example huh? The vengeful nature your kid is going to acquire won't earn her any points in the future.

Retards. Now my friend has to pay to get her car resprayed over something which was not even her fault to begin with.

Fucking fail wei.

I hate these retarded Malaysians. They just make me more embarrassed to be Malaysian than I already am.