ZOMG NAKED CHICK!

Warning: Nudity ahead! (I would think this would compel you to read even more, instead of deterring you ~__~)

Yea, so I've been seeing a lot of this naked girl lately. On facebook, that is. The link to her picture and profile is spreading like wildfire - on my news feed, at least. Maybe I know lots of perverts?

A dota friend who I haven't spoken to in forever (we had an argument over dota, har har har) suddenly messaged me enthusiastically and gave me the link to the picture, promising me that I would laugh when I saw it.

And it's coming up soon, so leave now if you don't wanna see it...

Here you go, horndogs! Picture of the facebook naked asian chick:

I'm sorry to let you down la, but I didn't find it particularly funny or erotic.

I mean, I'm a girl. I shower. I see a naked female body every single day of my life. So seeing another naked girl on facebook is kinda meh. (My dota buddy's just a little boy though, I'm sure things like these are like teddy bears raining down from heaven into an orphan's hands for him.)

Anyway, the girl's body is fine, average boobs, relatively flat tummy, slim arms and legs. I'd say she looks something like what I see in my bathroom mirror everyday, but with nicer arms.

Oh shit, did I just let you picture me naked? I'm kidding! Ah whatever, it's just another portrait in the library of porn stored in your teenage minds.

But anyhow, the picture showed up on my news feed again, with guys going googly-eyed and girls being bitchy in general.

Hmm. It's funny how the girls who are bitching about the naked chick's small boobs being too small - 'so small show what show ah? So proud meh?' - are flat-chested.

HAHAHA. What are you talking about? I say that I'm flat-chested, but if mine is flat yours must be damn well concave, girl!*

Boxed in blue is the girl who made the offending comment.

I'm a girl and I think her (naked chick's) boobs are a fine size for her body - any bigger and they'd start to sag without a bra. 


EH BLUE YOU JEALOUS IS IT? 

No, I'm not condoning posting naked piccies of yourself or anyone else on facebook - or anywhere else, for that matter.

But to Blue: Your breasts aren't show-off worthy and though the girl was very lewd by posting those pics up, why must you bitch about the size of her breasts?

I mean, go ahead, preach away in that righteous tone about obscenity and your body is a temple blablabla. (I heard a joke: Why do they tell us girls that our body is a temnple? I sure as hell wouldn't want a guy coming in me and praying.)

Bitching about how immoral/obscene she is, then it's understandable la. We're all saints who commit absolutely no sin after all, right?

But come on, bitching about how another girl's boobs is small when you DON'T HAVE any just smacks of jealousy, doesn't it?

It's like not being able to sing in tune, but say Lady Gaga sucks cause she has no 'vocal range.'

Or having stick figures as the only evidence of your drawing skills but criticizing some aspiring artist on deviantart.

Or being so ugly that you don't even dare to post your real picture on facebook, yet constantly telling other people how ugly their hair/nose/legs/etc are.

I don't know la, we humans aren't all sugar and spice, but this is too much laaaaa. Come on.

(another girl on the same post)

So, if I have DD cup boobs, that means I'm allowed to post them on facebook for all to see? :o

Hell, let's grant ALL big-breasted girls the right to walk around naked! Even if they are obese and their tummies are big as big as their breasts, yes, please walk around stark naked because your boobs are big enough to be worthy of public display!

Ridiculous.

*Yea, I didn't censor the picture cause I'm lazy and you can't see her face head on anyway. (Profile ftw, especially to show chest size.) Don't be offended if you don't know her - censorship is to protect anonymity and if you can't recognise this girl as your friend, you can't say anything. :D AND it was readily available to the public (me) on facebook, so if you want me to take this down, ask her to take hers down first. :)


Long p.s. You can't have naturally big and perky boobs, guys. You either get them:


1. small and perky
2. big and saggy or
3. big, perky and plastic


(of course, there are those of the small yet saggy variety, but they're just too unfortunate to mention *sadface* oops I just did)


Anyway guys should all stop commenting about wanting a skinny girlfriend with big boobs unless you have 6-pack abs and an 8-inch dick, kthx <3