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Freezing my ass off wei. Winter has officially arrived.

I HATE THE COLD!

T__T

That day I was walking to class and my palm turned GREY.

GREY! Like a corpse wei!

I need gloves.

Which are pretty hard to find for me because my fingers are either too long or too skinny. :/ And people still wonder why I use such a baby-sized mouse like a Salmosa when my fingers are as long as the mouse.

Anyway I was complaining to my sister how cold I was at night because our apartment had no built-in heater and it RAINS at night. The temperature averages at about 7C at night and 11C in the morning.

She asked me what I wore to bed - she wears long pants and long sleeved shirts and shorts.

I said I wore Mona's giant t-shirt and panties.

._.''

NOW I KNOW WHY I'M SO COLD.

*insert big duh and eyeroll here*

But I hate wearing tights or long sleeved anything to sleep la.

I don't like anything that restricts my joints. Anyone who knows me well knows that I walk around half-naked at home in Malaysia without a care in the world.

No guys at home anyway.

The maid's already accustomed to my obscene habits and if Mona comes over I highly doubt he'd mind at all.

Screw it. I'd rather shiver and shake rather than wear long-johns (ewww.) to sleep!

D:

Anyway yesterday I played CS for the first time in weeks.

WEEKS.

Who would've thought I had to power to abstain from gaming? Hm?

Coming from a person who used to game until she missed meals and suffered severe sleep deprivation and joint aches...wow!

Back to the point.

Some ass was talking cock in game while I was being super agreeable for once - most people who have played with me often enough agree that I can be a superbitch to people who irritate me.

He was flaming the poor host for hosting a laggy game - even though his ping was 80 - and I told him to please leave and join one of the many servers outside instead of flaming the host.

Another player kindly suggested that he used the scope instead of playing scopeless and bunniehopping.

He retorted with a DUN NOOB LA PLEASE.

The player who suggested that he started aiming left the game.

And the ass went SAD NOOB LEAVE EDI.

=_= Wah. Damn sohai wei.

I told him to diam please damn bising.

And THEN.

The age-old phrase that ego-injured males spew while scolded in games:

COME ONE ON ONE LA NOOB!

AHAHHAA.

I was damn patient summore.

I explained that I was playing in Australia and my ping was 300 - a definite lag and I wasn't even complaining, so why should an 80 ping Malaysian complain?

He said YOU COWARD LA NOOB DONT DARE THEN DONT TALK LA.

Then he asked YOU WHAT RACE?

I said 'bangali :)'

Hoho, his retort was priceless:

"JUST NOW YOU SAY AUST YOU DONT TALK COCK LA!"

Wah. Playing from Australia must mean I'm Australian meh?

@@

I suggested that we have a clan match if he was not satisfied.

He then retorted, asking me sarcastically if we had time in his ALMIGHTY CAPS LOCK.

He then called me childish.

Then I started HAHAHA-ing uncontrollably.

"YOU WHAT CLAN AH?"

"CHOC"

"CHOC IN AUS? YOU DONT BULLSHIT LA"

":/ It's just me."

"WHATS YOUR USERNAME?"

My name then was alien baby. I declined to reply.

He yelled some more.

"YOU CHILDISH LA!"

"Aiyoyo. Diam and play. Later we go outside talk."

"WHATS YOUR NAME IN CLAN? CHOC? I GO ASK JK AND SEE LA!"

Bitchass name dropper -___-

"Sure :D go ask jk who snowbunnie ini is looo"

He afked for one round and then promptly left the game.

=________=

He was no where to be found in the channel either.

Balless chicken.

I messaged JK and he said that nope, no one had talked to him recently.

I told him what happened and he charged into the CS room to take my place and 1v1 the fella.

He gave me a big =_= when I reminded him that the asshole had fled.

AHAHAH.

That would be damn priceless wei!

I damn hate namedroppers la.

Pretend macam he knows JK and then have JK himself show up and beat the crap out of him.

I wish I could have seen that happen. :(

I owe JK gummi worms. :D

Alex doesn't want to help me d. :(

He told me that if ppl diu me next time go ask Mona to help.

Aiyerrr.

But if it's idiots like CP-Cipet who provoke me - I can solve it myself.

Lag and all. :D

Anyone heard of this suckahhh? XD

It's situations like these that keep me playing.

Damn cute wei.

You can almost FEEL the testosterone-pumped atmosphere when gaming.

Male egos. *shakes head*

Change topic.

OMG I have this huge...THING on my cheek.

It's not a pimple. Not a blackhead. Not a boil. Not a mosquito bite.

WTF IS IT?

It's like purple and round and slightly protruding.

It doesn't itch, doesn't hurt, doesn't swell up.

It's just THERE. Like that small patch of flesh had an extra dose of growth hormones. D:

I almost wish it were a pimple, then I can be SURE it will go away.

Argh.

Otherwise, I think my skin is getting much better already.

Better than it was in Malaysia anyway, where it was all...ugh. I'm not going to say it. Later my boyfriend refuses to kiss me edi. D:

I ALMOST SLAPPED MY FAVOURITE TEACHER TODAY!

My New Media teacher likes to slap my ponytail when I'm absorbed in my work. He did it twice today.

He tried the third time and so ngam I was going to call him for help on my work - my hand was raised and I spun around in my chair to wave at wherever he might be...only to have my hand stop inches from his face.

He went O_O, his hand frozen in the air and he flinched.

"I thought you were going to HIT me there!"

LOL.

Anyway, that day a creepy Tibetan-looking guy at Burger King suddenly started talking to me. =_= I was at the counter waiting for my ice cream when he walked up and asked:

"Why are you so slim?"

Then a creepy smile.

WTF.

I muttered "high metabolism" and hightailed it out of there.

O_O

CREEPS!

By the way I was SO sure I'd become all cute and chubby when I came to Australia, but so far I look exactly the same, albeit with much longer hair.

Sorry babe. Not that you're much fatter either XD

By the way, is it just me or do you girls out there find it an extreme turn-on when guys dress up nicely in a shirt and proper pants? O_O

Argh.

My cute bitch!

I woke up early this morning just to watch him put his tie on.

ROARRRRR I wanna grab him by the tie and drag him away and [...]

:D

Julius says that Mona is such a nerd with a siman office boy face and I think I totally disgusted him with my answer by squealing I LOVE NERDSSSSS!

:/

But I do. :) And if I say I love anyone else, I'm lying.

I only love this nerd. XD

I haven't shown my new sunnies on this blog yet!

Here you go! :D

This is not a camwhore opportunity.

...

Ok. No more Banksy references.

Here's my very long fringe.

And to reverse my bad karma from acting cute (albeit on behalf of Sheepy), here's a pic of me acting extremely unappealing.

ALL HAIL ALIEN BABY!o_ov

P.s. Hi Weiwei you stalker! D: