Artificial beauty...is it cheating?

Yes it is. Most definitely. So you want people to think you're really pretty/handsome/cute/whatever. Will makeup do the trick? Yes, I hear you say. But what's the point in that then? It won't even be YOUR beauty. People won't be looking at YOUR face. They'll be looking at the gazillion grammes or so of disgusting chemicals on your face.

No, they're not looking at you. They're looking at picture of what magazines call perfection.

Liposuction = flat tum = gorgeous body in a bikini on the beach.

To me, liposuction = vanity & idiocy =a dumb-ass person who'd blow tons of cash of what could be used on profitable stuff, on a body that only lechers with super-charged hormones want to look at.

Plastic surgery = A great way to look like your favourite model/actor/actress/singer.

To me, plastic surgery = an unnecessary torture induced by psychopathic plastic surgeons to make a hefty profit out of a person's insecurity/vanity.

And you end up looking like some cheap knock-off of Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, or whoever.

Not to mention, plastic surgery can go horribly wrong and you may end up looking like Yoda instead of Luke Skywalker. You're risking your image (not to mention laying down a bundle of hard-earned cash) to look like some obviously fake poseur? That just shows how shallow this new generation is. Also how stupid.

What about boob implants?

Boob implants = A quick way to get that double D cup you've always wanted, ever since you saw Lindsay Lohan's boobies spring out of oblivion onto her chest.

To me, boob implants = An expensive way to look cheap.

AND you are risking your LIFE should one of your implants implode *shudder* and leak silicone all over your innards, leaving you with breast cancer. Worse still, you could end up looking like Jourdan or Tara Reid, with the saggy tribal-womanesque boobies dropping to your knees. Or lord forbid, that your boobs enter a room before you even come into sight.

Make-up = An easy way to look like a starlet (and cover up blemishes).

To me, make-up = A way for people to look picture perfect, or at least, what their idea of perfection is.

And what's wrong with a zit or two? You'd have to be a total freak, or have absolutely no testosterone (Yes, I'm implying something here, guys) to be completely pimple-free.

Not that I'm criticizing EVERYONE who wears make-up, hell, even my mom wears make-up. It's those who go completely bananas over the eyeshadow and lipstick and end up looking like an extra from a japanese horror movie. Or at best, look like someone sucker-punched you in the eye.

Straightened hair = A way to look like Avril Lavigne, or something.

To me, straightened hair = Something not to be tried by anyone who doesn't have gorgeous, thick hair, and an impenetrable aura of confidence.

If you do not have any of the above qualities, I suggest that you stay away from the rebonding technique, for fear that you end up looking like Samara, with limp hair that looks comically like the vegetables my maid cooks.

All in all, if you have done at least three of the above procedures, you are just one step away from being and android straight out of a sci-fi movie. No one can tell what you really look like anymore, you're THAT fake.

Just be yourself, and we'd all love you so much more. But whatever, I'm just stating my opinion. If you're really pissed off right now...

...I don't really care.

Go fiddle around some more with your eyeliner or something.