We Belong Together

Yesterday, gnork wrote a parody of Westlife's You Raise Me Up. Inspired, I try to write my own parody. This is what I'd really love to sing whenever I'm stuck with broccoli at the dining table (again)

Here is:

We Belong Together

I didn’t mean it when said that
I love broccoli
I should have refused
"No thanks, I hate everything that's green"
I didn’t know nothing,
I was stupid, I was foolish
I was just kidding myself
I couldn’t have fathomed
That it would taste so horrible
Never imagined I’d be sitting
Here with broccoli
Should've gotten McD
Or even KFC
But I thought I could handle it
I never felt

[Pre-Chorus 1]
This taste that's lingering in my mouth, permeating
my taste buds
and making me gag
And I don’t have a choice
Oh what I wouldn’t give
To have spaghetti bolognaise
Right here cause baby

[Chorus 1]
When you're not here I just cannot eat
Is it so hard to believe?
Come back baby please cause
I really hate broccoli
What else am I gonna eat when I'm starving at home?
What else can I microwave when the gas is out?
Who’s gonna take your place
There ain’t nothing yummier
Than you baby, baby
We belong together

[Verse 2]
I can’t sleep at night
When you are on my mind
There's mozzarella in the fridge
Calling to me: " I know you want me now"
Wait a minute this is too much (too much)
I gotta dump the cheese
So I open the door, throw it in the bin
And then I my tummy growling
“I really want spaghetti” and it’s hurting my mind
I’m tryin’ to suppress my appetite but not any longer

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I’m feeling all growly inside
Thinking of tomato and cheese
To figure out where the spaghetti went
The pain reflected in this song
Ain’t even half of what I’m feeling inside
I need you, need you back in my life baby

[Chorus 2]
When you're not here I just cannot eat
It’s still so hard to believe
Come back baby please cause
I really hate broccoli
What else am I gonna eat when I'm starving at home?
What else can I microwave when the gas is out?
Who’s gonna take your place
There ain’t nothing yummier
Than you baby, baby
We belong together

Darn. I still need to learn a thing or two from YM. o_O Don't even know why I chose this song, since I hardly know how it goes, despite all the airplay. Oh well.