Chronicles of conversations between me and my english-impaired little boy

His english is just so funny. It's almost as bad as my chinese! Lol.

***Excerpt #1:***

(R) says:
not yet sleep meh

[Stephanie] says:
limmmmm
x_x

(R) says:
??
yup mei

[Stephanie] says:
sad
:(
>_<

(R) says:
y sad ?
dun sad ha
kor hug hug

[Stephanie] says:
O_O

(R) says:
guai ya
wat happen

[Stephanie] says:
nvm la
>_>

(R) says:
......
say ka

[Stephanie] says:
i tio abandon
x_X

(R) says:
u dono use ?

*pause*

ABANDON:

a·ban·don
1. to leave completely and finally; forsake utterly; desert: to abandon one's farm; to abandon a child; to abandon a sinking ship.

ABADDON:

A DotA hero of the Strength category. (My primary weakness.)

*resume*

[Stephanie] says:
nono
i mean
everyone
left me behind
._.
:(

(R) says:
dun sad la
haiyo

[Stephanie] says:
sniff

(R) says:
kor put u in front n top ha

[Stephanie] says:
huh?

(R) says:
tmrw no skol ma /

[Stephanie] says:
no wor
what do you mean in front on top o.O?

(R) says:
so good ?
lol
nth nth -O

[Stephanie] says:
nth -__-?

(R) says:
lol
kor steam steam d la

[Stephanie] says:
..............................
-backs away slowly-

(R) says:
=,=
ned like tat bo

[Stephanie] says:
need

(R) says:
me ur kor eh =,=
i nt colour wolf

[Stephanie] says:
you are scary.
yes
colour wolf -_-

(R) says:
=.=
kor so sayang u then say kor like tat T.T
hurt

[Stephanie] says:
you hamsup la

色狼: Pervert; literal translation: colour wolf =_=

***Excerpt #2:***

[Stephanie] says:
snif.
paedophile

(R) says:
mei ar
my english very poor

[Stephanie] says:
precisely

(R) says:
u dun say til so deep can ma

[Stephanie] says:
xD

(R) says:
i not understand
>.< [Stephanie] says:
awww

(R) says:
paedophile wat mean ?
zzzz

[Stephanie] says:
hehe did you copy+paste that?

(R) says:
y sudenly do like tat >
ya

[Stephanie] says:
haha so ke ai la you

(R) says:
=,=

***Excerpt #3:***

(R) says:
=,=
k la
mei pei kor la
k?

[Stephanie] says:
duwan!
hmph!

(R) says:
>.< [Stephanie] says:
but i duwan pei you ma
=x

(R) says:
bt kor wan u pei ma

[Stephanie] says:
but i duwan pei you ma -__-

(R) says:
.........
k lo
kor go in room lo

[Stephanie] says:
okayyy
baii

(R) says:
realy not care kor ar

[Stephanie] says:
lalala

(R) says:
me so pity

[Stephanie] says:
you so pity T_T

(R) says:
yalo
mei got those friend then dun wan kor d la T.T

[Stephanie] says:
hehe
no la
now only nick is with me
T_T

(R) says:
got nick then enaugh d ar

[Stephanie] says:
yes
nick is all i need
;o

*pause*

I vomited a little bit inside at this point.
I burst into laughter while skyping Nick and he had no idea why.
Naturally, I refused to tell him. XD

*resume*

(R) says:
good

[Stephanie] says:
good meh?

(R) says:
u say d ma
nick all ur ned ma
so ma good lo

[Stephanie] says:
o
okay

(R) says:
- haiz -

[Stephanie] says:
haiz summore -.-
not happy for me meh?

(R) says:
happy 4 u bt sad 4 myself

[Stephanie] says:
-.- why you
always feel sad for yourself
x_X

(R) says:
stil got anythin wan say ??

[Stephanie] says:
umm
good night?

***Excerpt #4:***

[Stephanie] says:
how to write your name?
;o
full chinese name!

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
冯维霖

[Stephanie] says:
冯维霖是个小孩子
;D

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
=,=

[Stephanie] says:
what...
my chinese that bad meh?
T_T

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
y say kor like tat

[Stephanie] says:
哈哈
我不知道噢
乱说而已

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
>.< [Stephanie] says:
对!

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
....

[Stephanie] says:
.
=x
hehe

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
k la
u happy jiu can d

[Stephanie] says:
你不高兴?
为什么?

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
no ar
mei happy kor jiu happy

[Stephanie] says:
你不高兴我就睡不好了

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
happy la

[Stephanie] says:
肯定吗?

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
yup
most happy with mei

[Stephanie] says:
哈哈
那就好
去睡吧

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
k la
nitez mei
miz mei o

[Stephanie] says:
晚安!

(R)看来幸福跟我没缘份 says:
miz kor ?

[Stephanie] says:
阿
有可能
:)

Lol. I don't know how would life be without people as entertaining as him.