Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sniff

My Arief is at Ftz now - yes, at 3 am mad - and he didn't ajak me!

cry

He's my imba lane partner!
We owned roughly 5-6 games today. We didn't even have to finish the games - the opponents left of their own free will. Mwaha. And Arief and I took almost every first blood within 5 minutes.
mrgreen

Bristleback + Ursa

versus

Tiny + Anub'arak + Balanar at night

Triple kill! XDDD

They all went after him and pretended I wasn't there. =(
All of them were busy stunning/slowing/stunning him while I ran around their butts spamming spells and whacking them.

Satu, dua, tiga; semua mati! MWAHAHA!

Anyway, I've just defragmented the computer and scanned for viruses (got rid of 2) and now I find that I can host games with up to 4 people on Skype.
biggrin

These holidays (wa it's Wednesday already) I've been skyping with Chia, Jie, Jon, and Nick/Josh. I find Jon the most well-spoken of all (besides Josh) and it's just such a relief from going 'huh/sorry/what did you say?' every few minutes.

Last night Jie was hosting porn maps - living up to his username (Porn) I expect. At first I was laughing so hard at Josh's and Nick's reactions. It never crossed my mind that it was inappropriate viewing for a 10-year-old, especially since Josh hosted a CS map that had porn once.

From his voice, I think he was shocked and awed at the same time.

"Steph steph! Look! There's PORN!"
"Huh?"
"Here, come. Use first-person view and I'll show you."
"Okay, yeap I see it. You can stop looking at it now."
"Ohmygod..."

He started giggling and obediently turned away.

And I am sure Nick was pretty much curious too. He KNEW the map was obscene (he lives in the same house as Josh remember?) and yet he waited for it to complete downloading before he started scolding Jie for being so dirty.

I couldn't stop laughing.

They started talking dirty and it was so hilarious because the stupid Jie kept sounding so wounded on Skype everytime Nick yelled at him.

"WTF you KNOW my brother is only 10 right?"
"Whaaaaat...he must know these things also what."
"Walao host a proper map la, no more...you know."
"Okay okay okay...sorry."

*ping*

Porn has hosted: sexacade.wec

=_______= Everyone broke out laughing/admonishing/etc.

"Enough. Show some respect for the girl please."

*silence*

"Okay okay, sorry Steph."

I snorted.

"You horny bastard!"
"OKAYYYY SORRYYY."
"Joshie's mommy is going to come and kill you."
"Sorry sorry x_x"

It's all shit and giggles the first time round - the next time Jie tries this again I'm going to max out my speaker volume and blast it into the microphone until he dies of the screeching feedback.

I'm also trying to control the amount of profanity the spews from my lips on a daily basis.

1. It's not healthy for the 10-year-old, who has learned some pretty colourful language already.
2. Mom doesn't like it.
3. My friends' computers are in the living room/public area with younger siblings/parents present.
4. It's not healthy.
5. It's becoming a motor reflex everytime something shitty happens - DEFINITELY not a good sign.

And what good does it bring? -_-
Anyway, I do this quite often - swearing abstinence; especially if it becomes abundant on my blog.

Siew Lei says that swearing so freely makes you sound like a cheap whore, and I kind of agree with her. Not so much a cheap whore, but an uncivilised person who can't control her own manners.

>_<

Words allowed: Crap, ass, hell
Disallowed: Fuck, shit, bitch, cheebye...you know the lot

You KNOW I can do it!
Cheers for relatively clean speech! mrgreen

On the road towards being a well-mannered, clean-mouthed person!

Okay, gonna go brush my teeth now.
Ciao!

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