Giving yourself a pretty pretty manicure, then develop an itch that cannot be satisfied by mere rubbing and forces you to resort to the canine way of solving the problem: Biting yourself. Hard.
And then discovering you actually like the feel of human flesh between your teeth and so you stop wondering lovers like biting each other.
And what makes it worse is that you're stuck typing out a blog post with the one hand that has plain nails just because you're afraid of smearing the purple you like so much all over the keyboard - and because you can't do anything else with one hand that's remotely entertaining.
I remember Viv and I painting out nails while DotAing in conjunction with Valentine's Day.
We were chatting about colours and how handy the spacebar/alt button is when it comes to ruining perfectly painted nails.
Well, it's either sacrifice oir flawless paint job or being unable to deny your opponent a couple of levels. (Well, I shouldn't have bothered - I suck at denying anyway =P)
We could have waited until the game ended - but we psyched each other up so much about painting nails that we just couldn't wait. (No, DotA couldn't wait either.)
*&^*&%&()#@#$%^!!!
Just chipped a fleck of paint off my middle fingernail as I resorted to typing with the flats of my fingertips of the left hand as well as my right because using only one hand is too slow and super frustrating.
NUUUU!
Speaking of DotA, and Viv...
The fella has persuaded me into joining her clan. -_______-
Well, I'm just dropping by; I don't plan on staying long after all that shiz with MoD and X|MoD which put me off the whole idea of clans.
For me, Viv is just too tiring to argue with.
"JOIN MY CLAN!"
"Duwan."
"JOIN MY CLAN!"
"Bu yao."
"Come I give you elite member so you cannot complain of high rank d."
"-_____________- Haiyo. Okay la."
Plus, since the lowest rank in her clan = elite member, I can finally have the cute red kitty icon instead of the black one. WAHAHAHA!
x3
ViP` ftw.
On another note, more people have set up blogs!
Siew siew. =/
Terence. =|
Sherm. =)
Let's see how long they last though. Hahaha.
I've seen so many people tire of blogging rapidly because to them it's just too tedious to update regularly to keep their loyal pool of readers.
But I dunno.
I like writing.
Conincidentally, I like crapping too. =x
And I don't really care how many people read my blog and how often they return.
It just gives me great satisfaction to record my thoughts down in my own words so I can read them later.
Laugh at how childish I was.
Smile at how much I've matured.
Muse over how progressively boring I'm becoming.
Boo...
I think my nails are dry now.
But you never know.
They're full of surprises - all 4 layers of polish. =/
On a random note:
I saw 2 kittieshaving sex mating today.
Poor female kitty looked so freaking bored while the male tried to climb all over her.
No well, I was walking with Swarna-the-Prim-and-Proper and I saw her avert her gaze.
"SWARNA! LOOK!"
"...what?"
"CATS! HAVING SEX! UNDER THE CAR!"
"Omg...Steph...are you sure?"
"DAMN SURE LA AHAHAH I WANNA TAKE PIC BRB WAIT AH"
At this point other college students were gathering and laughing already.
Swarna finally loosened up and started laughing as well.
"Maybe you should zoom in...?"
"Nah, nvm. I've seen dogs do it also. Nothing new. Let's go."
"...ahahahhaa!"
-drags Swarna away as crowd grows slowly-
I bounced up 4 flights of stairs.
"Free porn show! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"HAR? Where???"
"Down there."
-points-
"Where?"
"CATS! AHAHA!"
-runs off while Cat(herine) took her own sweet time to try and comprehend my babble-
Cat. Lol.
Ya. Was a bit hyper today.
-___-
As you can tell.
***
And I thought guys had dirtier minds.
Today during ESL, while Terence and Kenny laughed, Sheng turned and asked Swarna and I:
"Is your mouse male or female?"
"Ah?"
"What do you mean?"
"LOL forget it Swarna!"
"...?"
-Swarna pauses to think while I start laughing to myself-
"OH! Does it have something to do with optical mouses?"
Swarna's eyes shine bright at the notion of discovering the answer.
Sheng and I looked at each other.
"HAHAHAHHA! Optical mouse? HAR? Whaaaat???"
Well, to tell the truth, I had NO idea what an optical mouse was. -_-
And what it's got to do with male and female organs.
I was thinking more along the lines of wired and wireless...you know. =/
Don't laugh! -____-''
Well, not yet, anyway.
Kenny and Terence burst out laughing while Sheng shook his head in disbeliefand snorted.
I, being a lady, chose to bury my face in jacket while I shook with laughter.
"Well, I mean...you guys were asking...isn't that it? T_T"
"Wow, Swarna, you're thoughts are really...creative..."
"Why? Is something wrong? =("
"NO NO IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! RUBBER BALLS! AHAHHA!"
While I return to my guffawing, Kenny muttered softly to himself.
"...one only...><...aiyo."
With pride, I hereby present you: The lamest joke on earth:
...
*Speechless*
WTF SO LAME CAN?
OMIGOSH!
And here I and Swarna-the-Innocent were imagining along the lines of male genitalia.
...
And the GUYS were talking about PADS? Sanitary pads?
What the hell is going on?
T____T
The guys in my class are cute.
But they suck.
***
I'm getting to be a bit lazy in replying smses promptly.
Sorry la, if you message me when I'm sleeping - which can be ANY time of the day, just so you know - chances are that I'll ignore it completely.
Either that, or I read it and go back to sleep.
Or if I like, I'll put in some effort to send back a short reply (usually off topic and rather random and pointless) and THEN go back to sleep.
So yeah, best way to get hold of me is to...NO DON'T INTERRUPT MY AFTERNOON NAP RAWR!
Just wait until I wake up lar.
I'm online nearly 24/7 -_-
Leave a message plskthxbai.
Song of the Day:
"Obsessed With You - The Orion Experience"
Oh no more catchy tunes. x_X
And then discovering you actually like the feel of human flesh between your teeth and so you stop wondering lovers like biting each other.
And what makes it worse is that you're stuck typing out a blog post with the one hand that has plain nails just because you're afraid of smearing the purple you like so much all over the keyboard - and because you can't do anything else with one hand that's remotely entertaining.
I remember Viv and I painting out nails while DotAing in conjunction with Valentine's Day.
We were chatting about colours and how handy the spacebar/alt button is when it comes to ruining perfectly painted nails.
Well, it's either sacrifice oir flawless paint job or being unable to deny your opponent a couple of levels. (Well, I shouldn't have bothered - I suck at denying anyway =P)
OR
We could have waited until the game ended - but we psyched each other up so much about painting nails that we just couldn't wait. (No, DotA couldn't wait either.)
*&^*&%&()#@#$%^!!!
Just chipped a fleck of paint off my middle fingernail as I resorted to typing with the flats of my fingertips of the left hand as well as my right because using only one hand is too slow and super frustrating.
NUUUU!
Speaking of DotA, and Viv...
The fella has persuaded me into joining her clan. -_______-
Well, I'm just dropping by; I don't plan on staying long after all that shiz with MoD and X|MoD which put me off the whole idea of clans.
For me, Viv is just too tiring to argue with.
"JOIN MY CLAN!"
"Duwan."
"JOIN MY CLAN!"
"Bu yao."
"Come I give you elite member so you cannot complain of high rank d."
"-_____________- Haiyo. Okay la."
Plus, since the lowest rank in her clan = elite member, I can finally have the cute red kitty icon instead of the black one. WAHAHAHA!
x3
ViP` ftw.
On another note, more people have set up blogs!
Siew siew. =/
Terence. =|
Sherm. =)
Let's see how long they last though. Hahaha.
I've seen so many people tire of blogging rapidly because to them it's just too tedious to update regularly to keep their loyal pool of readers.
But I dunno.
I like writing.
Conincidentally, I like crapping too. =x
And I don't really care how many people read my blog and how often they return.
It just gives me great satisfaction to record my thoughts down in my own words so I can read them later.
Laugh at how childish I was.
Smile at how much I've matured.
Muse over how progressively boring I'm becoming.
Boo...
I think my nails are dry now.
But you never know.
They're full of surprises - all 4 layers of polish. =/
On a random note:
I saw 2 kitties
Poor female kitty looked so freaking bored while the male tried to climb all over her.
Meh ish the jakun-test person you've ever seen.
No well, I was walking with Swarna-the-Prim-and-Proper and I saw her avert her gaze.
"SWARNA! LOOK!"
"...what?"
"CATS! HAVING SEX! UNDER THE CAR!"
"Omg...Steph...are you sure?"
"DAMN SURE LA AHAHAH I WANNA TAKE PIC BRB WAIT AH"
At this point other college students were gathering and laughing already.
Swarna finally loosened up and started laughing as well.
"Maybe you should zoom in...?"
"Nah, nvm. I've seen dogs do it also. Nothing new. Let's go."
"...ahahahhaa!"
-drags Swarna away as crowd grows slowly-
I bounced up 4 flights of stairs.
"Free porn show! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"HAR? Where???"
"Down there."
-points-
"Where?"
"CATS! AHAHA!"
-runs off while Cat(herine) took her own sweet time to try and comprehend my babble-
Cat. Lol.
Ya. Was a bit hyper today.
-___-
As you can tell.
***
And I thought guys had dirtier minds.
Today during ESL, while Terence and Kenny laughed, Sheng turned and asked Swarna and I:
"Is your mouse male or female?"
"Ah?"
"What do you mean?"
"LOL forget it Swarna!"
"...?"
-Swarna pauses to think while I start laughing to myself-
"OH! Does it have something to do with optical mouses?"
Swarna's eyes shine bright at the notion of discovering the answer.
Sheng and I looked at each other.
"HAHAHAHHA! Optical mouse? HAR? Whaaaat???"
Well, to tell the truth, I had NO idea what an optical mouse was. -_-
And what it's got to do with male and female organs.
I was thinking more along the lines of wired and wireless...you know. =/
Don't laugh! -____-''
Well, not yet, anyway.
"Well, you know...the mouse has a rubber ball underneath...that's the guy mouse right? RIGHT?"
Kenny and Terence burst out laughing while Sheng shook his head in disbeliefand snorted.
I, being a lady, chose to bury my face in jacket while I shook with laughter.
"Well, I mean...you guys were asking...isn't that it? T_T"
"Wow, Swarna, you're thoughts are really...creative..."
"Why? Is something wrong? =("
"NO NO IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! RUBBER BALLS! AHAHHA!"
While I return to my guffawing, Kenny muttered softly to himself.
"...one only...><...aiyo."
.............
So, you ask, what was the joke?
With pride, I hereby present you: The lamest joke on earth:
How do you tell if your mouse is a male or a female?
Well if it is a female, it has a pad.
...
*Speechless*
WTF SO LAME CAN?
OMIGOSH!
And here I and Swarna-the-Innocent were imagining along the lines of male genitalia.
...
And the GUYS were talking about PADS? Sanitary pads?
What the hell is going on?
T____T
The guys in my class are cute.
But they suck.
***
I'm getting to be a bit lazy in replying smses promptly.
Sorry la, if you message me when I'm sleeping - which can be ANY time of the day, just so you know - chances are that I'll ignore it completely.
Either that, or I read it and go back to sleep.
Or if I like, I'll put in some effort to send back a short reply (usually off topic and rather random and pointless) and THEN go back to sleep.
So yeah, best way to get hold of me is to...NO DON'T INTERRUPT MY AFTERNOON NAP RAWR!
Just wait until I wake up lar.
I'm online nearly 24/7 -_-
Leave a message plskthxbai.
Song of the Day:
"Obsessed With You - The Orion Experience"
Oh no more catchy tunes. x_X
1 comment:
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i nearly forgot that mouses have balls underneath
ur fren damn farny
gagagaga
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