DotA dottiness

Can you say Dota geek?
*cringe*

Chris and I were discussing whether someone we know had found himself a girlfriend, because lately all his MSN pms have been all lovey-dovey and/or emo and/or gross.

...

I'm such a DotA geek apparently it's impossible that my future boyfriend will NOT be a DotA-boy.

Now I present some nerdy pick up lines, courtesy of Christopher and I:
(typos omitted)

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christopher says:
hahahaha
not many girls play dota
so i think ur rite

[Stephanie] says:
haha
how'd you find out?
lol
his pms too?

christopher says:
i didn't find out
was just asking u
coz curious
coz of his pms
lol

[Stephanie] says:
lol
i also don't know
but so Lovey-dovey
i'm like
BLEAGH

christopher says:
ho ho ho
later u get bf too
then come out something like
you are my aegis of the immortal!

[Stephanie] says:
oh nooooo~ T.T
LOL
HAHAHAHA
WHAT THE

christopher says:
your raigor is so hot
hahhaa

[Stephanie] says:
omfgggggg
T.T
so cham meh??

christopher says:
only you can steal my butterfly

[Stephanie] says:
omg

christopher says:
dance with me around the firebush
wakakkaa

[Stephanie] says:
aiyoyo
>< you are my reaver
you complete my heart
lol

christopher says:
you put a "hex" on me and "impale" my inner self. touch me with your "finger" and "mana drain" my strength
WAKAKAKAKA

[Stephanie] says:
OMG
HAHAHA
SO GAY LA
my god
lion is a guy meh?
haha
witch worrrr =/

christopher says:
i think he is
coz he sounds like a guy

[Stephanie] says:
oh my gosh!

christopher says:
next time i look at the profile closer
haha
maybe its a she

[Stephanie] says:
shendelzare also what!
!!

christopher says:
thats a girl rite?

[Stephanie] says:
yes
but the voice
like
roarroaroroarrrrrr

christopher says:
more like a groan
like she's in pain
hahaha

[Stephanie] says:
lol

christopher says:
groggg gorggg

[Stephanie] says:
yea lo!
scared me
i was like WHAT!
when i first used
haha

christopher says:
akasha's one very sexy

[Stephanie] says:
yeaa
you click many many times on lina also
lol

christopher says:
what she say?

[Stephanie] says:
i can't remember
but quite
suggestive la
haha

christopher says:
ok after my exams i click alot
haha

***

Yes, you poor, poor desperate guys can actually left-click these sexy, sexy Sentinel females for some suggestives lines. =x

L-R: Shendelzare Silkwood, Lina Inverse, Rylai Crestfall, Traxex

Ok, as I've already said, Shendelzare sounds like a guy, so it may be a tad offputting, but Lina seems to be the hottest babe of all - stuff of DotAhBengs' dreams (according to forums) - so go and try harassing her and see if she agrees to dinner tonight. ^^

(But I still think Traxex beats them all hands down. =x)


Song of the Day:

"Pretty Fly for A White Guy - The Offspring"

I finally played my beloved Puck today!
Puck provides such great support - rivals a Wonderbra.