I feel so goody-goody

=) Full of DotA geekiness. Go away if you don't DotA.

Lalala...maybe it's cause I'm sleepy that I'm feeling decidedly docile.
I have just been called 'guai' while playing DotA just now.

Haha~

'wa riki so guai de'
'yes lo, what to do?'
'lol'

Someone was cussing me out - the rest of my opponents told me to ignore him.
And I was like 'Sure. Not worth wasting my breath on.'

Needless to say, they were fairly shocked that I wasn't spitting mad and cursing my bowels out at him.

o_o''

But for what?
What do I stand to gain by insulting him, his parentage, his ancestors etc?

And he was also telling me that his team was maphacking.

'these people mh de, noobs sial'
'how do you know?'
'everywhere you go also they know de, mh la'
'any pro player can tell. mh for what?'
'lol!'

Well, for one thing, I observed that they were carrying wards.
Case closed.
-.-

Oh well.
They said I am very guai and also a lengzai, which I take as a compliment. =x

This is one of the better mannered and pro clans I've met - I really wouldn't mind joining them, but sadly, I'm not even close to their level yet.

Being your typical stalker, I joined their next game as well, and played Rikimaru again.
They recognised me, and they showed no mercy for the whole game.

T.T

This team was only team I've seen so far that carried sentry AND observer wards at ALL times.
Every single player.

I whack once, they drop a ward, I die.
They didn't cut me any slack.

...
And I felt happy!
They recognised me as a threat! Woot!

Every lane being warded thoroughly, I gave up and farmed neutrals - if I stayed too long in one place, (wards everywhere, remember?) and here they come - Darkterror zooms in, drops a ward, ultis and proceeds to bash me to kingdom come.

While having my furry blue head whacked in, I just felt this sense of happiness that players like these actually exist in Malaysia.

*starry eyes*

The first round we fought, my team didn't lose so badly - they had a Jakiro and Spectre that I fed off on.

The second round we fought, my team got slaughtered - something like 50+ deaths to single digit kills.

And I didn't mind at all.
o_o
I don't mind being killed by pros.
No, not at all.

My first death was a complete surprise - normally I check each and every person for wards/gem if they disappear for reasonable amount of time (tp back to fountain to get wards,) but this time, I just died (with a big WTF face o_O'')

Bastard brought his wards on a chicken, I presume.
I felt so owned and I kinda liked it.

><

I've never felt so strangled all my DotA life - I couldn't farm any where without an enemy that I couldn't own being present (with the exception of early game Darkterror and Chen, which I let Meepo and Luna assist me in killing - mistake)

The best I could do was hover around and get exp.
If I move in for a last hit, you could pretty much guarantee that I was dead.

Phew.
Money well spent on wards.
My team was practically one player short.
*cringe*

Luna was an idiot too - so unobservant she couldn't tell that we were swamped with wards - she bought a freaking LOTHAR!

= =''

Stupid or not, I ask you?

I know, I know, I could have bought a gem and slashed down every ward there was - but the chances of me getting out alive were almost nil.

There was once I was trailing Chen, waiting for an oppurtune moment to strike - and Spectre ulti'd.

I was like CRAP! BUSTED!
But being the greedy noob I am, I hung around cause Chen had no wards and he insisted on continuing to farm - maybe he didn't notice a lone spectre haunt standing 600 range away from him? (Yeah right XD)

By the time I realised the REAL reason for his bravery - it was already too late.
Fwoom~DING!

I was dead before I knew it.

Freaking raped by the full team - Chen, Darkterror, Nevermore and Morphling (the only outsider.)
(Spectre - my food and their noobest but still respectable clan member - dced.)

Waiting to be respawned - I checked, and Morphling had one less ward in his inventory.
= ='
Too late la.
I felt like slapping myself for being so greedy, haha.

Oh well.

I'm still gaping at their scariness.
AHHH Why won't I get over it already?
Stephanie, awestruck.
Hilarious. = =

Did I mention that all of them (except Chen) had Godlike/Beyond Godlike streaks?
Once ended by me and Meepo, then they achieved Beyond Godlike AGAIN?

Seemingly without any effort at all - there I was, with my pathetic 1-6 score, hopping lanes and dodging enemies and watching my teammates getting slaughtered OVER and OVER and OVER again.

*sniff*

I'm so touched by the beauty of it all.
*wipes tear*

When will I get that pro?
And find a team as pro to play alongside as well?
=x


Song of the Day:

"When You Were Young - The Killers"

Sobs.
I resolve to try harder and be better than them one day!

(I'm sure there are pro-er clans than that, haha. It's just that it's the first time I've witnessed firsthand. With my own eyes. I feel so priveleged.)